SModcast 93
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 93: Alive with Pleasure -
In which our heroes spend much of the time doing bad character voices and accents.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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August 24th, 2009 at 2:15 am
oh that was random. kick ASS!!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:16 am
fuck yeah!!!!!! Basterds talk maybe?
August 24th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Woooo new SMod!!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:16 am
New Smod!!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:18 am
hells yes
August 24th, 2009 at 2:19 am
first
August 24th, 2009 at 2:23 am
FUCK YES. CHARCTER VOICES AND ACCENTS?! SWEEEEET!
I forget which smod it was that at the end Kevin asked Scott to do a sexy german accent, and said it was terrible. I thought it was fucking sexy. lol.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Holy Crap. I was hoping there would be a new Smod Today! Time to play Monster hunter on the PSP, smoke up and listen to Smod. A Strange ritual I know.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Yes Third comment and new smod, can this day get any better
August 24th, 2009 at 2:37 am
rejoice, the smod has risen. Go tell it on the mountain!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:38 am
yesSSsssss~!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:43 am
Very cool guys, thanks.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:49 am
AWESOME!!! Thank god i checked my Twitter before bed. Looks like the night still young
August 24th, 2009 at 2:50 am
THANK FUCKING GOD!!!! I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
August 24th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Great job guys, loved the movie remake discussion and glen anderson was fucking funny.
August 24th, 2009 at 3:03 am
yeah, time to download some smod
August 24th, 2009 at 3:30 am
@RG, You’re welcome I think, but thank Kevin, not me.
August 24th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Thanks so much guys. My week has uber sucked. I’m glad I couldn’t sleep.
August 24th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Hurrah! It was a bit touch and go there last night, I thought I’d have to go SModless…
August 24th, 2009 at 7:17 am
In which our heroes spend much of the time doing bad character voices and accents
sounds like its gonna be a gooden thnx x
August 24th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Sweet what an awesome sound to wake up to on my 28th birthday. THANKS KEV
August 24th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Smodcast makes me laugh!
August 24th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Hey, yeah, so…Richard Dawson’s still alive.
August 24th, 2009 at 9:34 am
I can tell just by the description, this one is going to rule.
I hope Scott does a Canadian accent!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 11:14 am
I love how Scott’s english accent makes him sound like Ozzy Osbourne.
August 24th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Alright, I’ve only listened to a little bit of it so far but it sounds like Kevin’s not baked for this one, so all is well! Long live SMod!
August 24th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
loving these new weekly updates. keeps me entertained at work
August 24th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Smod is God
August 24th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Smod bless America!
August 24th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I’m gonna wait for the audiobook version of the Smod book.
August 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I rarely pay attention.
August 24th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I am a Canadian animation artist and would love to do a painting for that art show. Something tells me I have missed the boat.
August 24th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
kevin & scott are the man
August 24th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
The second river is probably the Navesink.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:09 am
hi5 to the guy waiting for the audio book of smodcast. you’re my hero!
August 25th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Why arent you on Zune anymore?
August 26th, 2009 at 12:06 am
I believe the Navesink river and the Shrewsbury river are the two rivers that all those Two River businesses in Red Bank and Shrewsbury are named after
August 26th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’m not sure how many girls listen to smodcast, but i need to represent for a moment. As much as i love smodcast, cmon kevin- the comment about girls always arguing passionately and therefore illogically and men arguing logically is pretty sexist! i know plenty of men who do not have the mental capacity to out-logic a girl in an argument haha
August 27th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Kev’s laugh trumps Mos’ any day, least from tis listener’s perspective
August 27th, 2009 at 4:58 am
There is no bigger insult to Geordie folk than to say that Guy Richie comes from Newcastle. He’s a softy pretend-cockney.
Grrrrrr.
August 27th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Always nice to see (or hear) SMod, defintely adds something interesting while i sit and smoke my bong. not that its the only thing i do, but it definitely does add to it.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Hey Ben, it’s still on Zune. They just changed the url…http://feeds2.feedburner.com/smodcast
If you search for smodcast again you should find it.
Thanks Mos and Kev, you make my work day go by w/o stress.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Hasn’t posted on iTunes yet. How much longer will I have to wait?
August 30th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
ok soo i gotta ask why are all the people bitching about it not being on itunes when u can download it here then import it into ur itunes library? dont mean to piss anyone off just wondering
August 30th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I was listening to an older SModcast in which Kevin was talking about sober Mewes, and how well he’s doing. Kevin mentioned that whenever Mewes even caught the scent of weed at a party, he would excuse himself from the room.
Now that Kevin is the ultimate stoner, I wonder if Mewes can even be around him without Kevin being a bad influence.
August 30th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Scott’s “cockney” accent’s resemblance to Ben Kingsley’s in Sexy Beast is uncanny. I was fully expecting him to break out into “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” or “You’re going to have to turn this opportunity YES!” Seriously, I briefly feared for Kevin’s safety.
August 31st, 2009 at 6:10 am
for anyone who is bound to ask.
off kev’s twitter. “Sorry, no SMod tonight; been buried in the editing room all weekend. Next week for sure. Meantime, new gig info: http://tinyurl.com/falltour “
August 31st, 2009 at 9:03 am
Thanks Tony!!
Hmm . . “for anyone who is bound to ask” . . . . Really? This really seemed grammatically correct to you, Tony?
You may wish to enroll in an English class, kid.
August 31st, 2009 at 9:30 am
Thanks for the update for those of who believe twitter is skynet and don’t want anything to do with it.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
phew…since when does this site post scientology video commercials?!oO
I am not from the Us,but at leat in the old world aka europe they are a so called fucking sect^^
September 1st, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Great episode!
I’ve been trying to find this one episode I heard a while ago, can someone help me? Kev was pretending to be high and acting out a scenario with mosier where they were at Elizabeth Banks’ BBQ? Anyone have any idea what I’m talking about? I’ve love to hear it again, I just can’t figure out which episode it is!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am
Broseiden - The episode you are looking for is #57 - Terrorist Pizza.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@ Broseiden
i listened to it recently, its ‘Terrorist Pizza’ around the 15 min mark. i love the line “if someone came up to me and was like ’so how do you know Liz?’ I’d be all…. Fuck off!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
doooods, you and mos makin’ me look the tard while I’m drivin’ alone howlllllllllin’ at Smodcasts past and present, blarin’ through my speakers, grandmas givin’ me cranky looks at the lights - don’t care, brings me to happy place…keep it up fuck!!!!!
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:19 am
JAMIE GET BETTER YOU JACKASS!
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 am
Scott you’re hilarious. Can’t way to see the new stuff.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Harvey was remade in the early 90s….Harry Anderson I believe was in it.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:24 am
New Smodcast! Can’t wait. You guys are really funny!
September 6th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
damnit. what now? I thought dicks was out of post prod? I wish kev would be eithor a little more loyal to his rabidly loyal fans, or that he would have the time to do it. I know directings a bitch on a big budget film, but between him and dp dave the askew guys dont need to do much but sit back and order coke and hookers, right?
naganaga nootch.
but really. checking for smod every day,
just saying,
September 6th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
no smod this week says kevs twitter
September 7th, 2009 at 1:22 am
“Sorry: no SMod again this week. Was getting ready for Tweet-a-Thon. Peep the helpful guidelines for Skeet-Tweet: http://tinyurl.com/m5bghx”
Well looks like another smodless week.
September 7th, 2009 at 2:09 am
From Kev’s Twitter feed: No SMod again this week. Was getting ready for Tweet-a-Thon. Peep the helpful guidelines for Skeet-Tweet: http://tinyurl.com/m5bghx
September 7th, 2009 at 2:55 am
No new smod again due to a tweet fest. Why must your free entermaintment come at the cost of my free entertainment??? Damn yous all to hell!
September 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am
WTF?
September 7th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
In the last month I learned about the existance of SModcast. I have just now caught up by listening to every one of them on my iPhone whenever I have down time. So, thank you Kevin and than you Scott for the nonstop entertainment that has been this last month. I have enjoyed every single SModcast and talk about it all the time. I’m like a new Christian annoying the shit out of all my friends.
All hail the Church of SMod; The Father(Kevin), The Son(Scott), and the Holy Ghost(Shecky)
September 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
The holy ghost should be Ken (The guy who does the background music) only because he is pretty much non existent except in music.
September 10th, 2009 at 6:48 am
My whole family and boyfriend smoke but i chose not. I know smoking is bad for me and i know that second hand smoke is bad for me and i don’t care. I love to know how every one at smodcast feels about those stupid truth commercials on TV.
Thank you big fan, jessie
September 10th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I love SModcast!! I am in Dublin,Ireland where Kev is doing an evening with on the 18th of Oct, Have my tickets and cannot wait!! It would rock if Mosier showed up, id take him out for a pint.lol.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
is there a place on where Smod fans can come together. The Smod singles site.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:18 am
Er… Kev’s show in Dublin is on the 14th Oct not the 18th.
Can’t wait for it (and London on the 10th).
w00t
September 11th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Matt: Do you mean a place where the singles can mingle?
Dont know of any but Kev and Scott should host a singles night somewhere, a SMingles night if you will. Does anyone else out there have any ideas?
September 12th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
hey kevin and scott, did you guys ever see Religulous? If you did, what did you think of it?
September 13th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
SMingles Night! I’d attend! I never have anyone to talk to about SModcast… it sucks. For example: every time I got to my drawing class I’m tempted to yell “you can see his penis!” or going down the cereal isle and humming to myself “feels like the first time, feels like the very first time”…or catching a glimpse of Tom Cruise in a magazine and thinking of the SModcast ending to “Minority Report” in which “Let’s get hiiiiigh. Oh Shit! T.C. shut you down bitches, time to get high!” Needless to say there’s a lot of awkward laughter breaking the silence that surrounds me. Ha ha.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
^ I agree completely and my zune just broke :((((((( so i gotta smod on my phone till i get a new one in the mail
September 13th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
for the non tweeters
Sorry: no new SModcast again this week. But the 9/27 LIVE SMODCAST in Red Bank just got cheaper:
September 13th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
According to Kev’s twitter feed, there won’t be a new SModcast this week.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:55 am
No new SMod again?? D:> [/wrists]
Ah, well…. Justs means we’ll cherish the next one that much more.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Regarding an older smodcast, “Massholes” from the 05/09/2008, you and Scott made a comment basically expressing confidence that now-days abuses within the Catholic Church don’t go unreported. I’m saddened to tell you this simply isn’t the case. In fact Ireland’s legal body has basically ensured that no one can press charges against perpetrators.
In 1999 a government-appointed panel (Fienna Fail) paid 12,000 survivors of church-run organisations approximately $90,000 each on the condition that they surrender their right to sue either the church, or state.
In 2001 a controversial deal was struck between the religious order and the government whereby the government capped the churches contribution of “$175 million” that contributed to a rehabilitation trust funding physical and psychiatric care for victims of abuse, in exchange for immunity from prosecution.
The real figure however, wasn’t anywhere close to that number.
It was revealed that the church only parted with $40 million - not that it should matter, it is utterly disgraceful that the government let the Church buy their way out of prosecution.
I urge you to please watch the Irish television program Questions and Answers as they address responses to the Ryan Commission Report which detailed decades of known incidences of sexual abuse covered up by the Catholic Church.
Though serious, it may be worth Smodding about in the future.
Please see the links below:
http://anirritatingtruth.blogspot.com/2009/05/sins-of-our-fathers.html
http://www.rte.ie/news/qanda/
http://www.childabusecommission.ie/publications/index.html
September 14th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Attaboy Kev! Good looking out on the tickets for the live Smod. Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Right on Claire! Will go click those links myself. But first, a question; at a BBQ this weekend I was telling people the story of the dog sex from one of the earlier smods, and I just can’t remember which number. Anyone want to save me the search?
September 14th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Does anyone remember which SMod had the conversation between Scott and Kev about babysitting?
September 14th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Another story that might interest people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/14/italy-grapples-with-pries_n_285428.html
September 14th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Dog sex smod? If you are thinking about the one where Kevin talks about Shecky going in heat and Mulder discovering the “cassolette” that would be SModcast 9: Red, White, But Never Blue, eh.
September 15th, 2009 at 10:58 am
SModcast should just become a once monthly, 3 hour podcast similar to The Lazlow Show. I think that listeners wouldn’t get so bent out of shape if the expectation was one SModcast a month. Besides, Kevin and Scott seem too busy and lacking in conversation to force one a week.
September 15th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I really enjoy these alot and consider myself lucky that Kevin and Scott take the time to create these for us with nothing expected in return. If I ever meet them I want to thank them in person because these have been something to look forward to and enjoy during the last year and have been a great help. Thank you Kevin and Scott.
September 16th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Fuck. That was a good one. In my top 5 SMods.
September 16th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Hi Kev, Love this story from Germany.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE58E5G120090915
Gelsenkirchen, near Berlin, advertised “Porn” as being one of the local Government services! Wonder how many requests they got!
September 16th, 2009 at 10:15 am
@Bear is driving
That was Smod 46
September 17th, 2009 at 6:47 am
I have to admit, Smodcast was the first thing i listened to on my new shiny and sexy Zune HD <3… you guys rock, and i cant say it enough keep getting your smod on because ladies and gents, Smodcasts are the reason the interwebs exist!!!
September 17th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Has Silent Bob actually gone silent? Where’s SMod 94? I really enjoy the podcasts… Thanks for making them.
September 17th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
STEPHEN!!?
September 17th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
@Puerca- Thanks, man!
September 18th, 2009 at 8:10 am
since were posting links and who doesn’t want to find weird shit on the Internet, check out this video, “live footage of unknown creature in sewer” Oh my god, real or fake who cares, that blew my mind [note- mind easily blown]…
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41756
September 18th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
HI guys, great podcast!
As a Muslim and a long time listener, wanted to give you heads up on Islam. It answers all your funny questions about religion and faith. I’d love it if you just read some material about Islam.
Think of Islam as the last version of the religion that Jesus, Moses, Abraham were following, but not corrupted like the bible.
Just check out the Choice by Ahmad Dedat, its a book about all the funny mistakes in the bible and asks you to try to point at one thing that’s messed up in the Quran.
September 19th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Rakan from Saudi: Hate to bust your bubble my Muslim friend, but Higher Criticism exists even within Islam. Here’s a site you should probably check out:
http://www.askwhy.co.uk/truth/b00moslemorigin.php#Madness
September 19th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
@Rakan
seconded.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Only one month between smod-fasts
September 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
JUST COMING!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Hey all, just thought I’d give a heads up…I went to the q&a last night in ann arbor and Kevin said he just finished editing the smod going up tonight.
September 20th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
So, anyone with information regarding a SMod anytime soon?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Read the comment above you?
September 20th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Thanks for the info Nikki
September 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Just to round it out, from Kev’s Twitter feed:
LOVED the Deuce! Will go to AA once a year (sans sponsor). Thanks, all, for coming to the Q&A. On an unrelated note: new SModcast tonight!