SModcast 90
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 90: Forgeticus! -
In which our heroes apparate into the realms of magic and homoeroticism.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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August 4th, 2009 at 1:43 am
yes.
August 4th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Hooray!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:44 am
AWESOME!!!! Love the SMod!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Second? Either way the fast is over!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:47 am
nice opening music. yea new smod
August 4th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Yay I’m 2nd
August 4th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Awesome, Kevin please quit this movie making nonsense so as to devote yourself to fulltime Smod.
August 4th, 2009 at 1:51 am
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE SMOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:54 am
First! I mean, ninth!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:56 am
Thank Fucking God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:57 am
i almost gave up.
August 4th, 2009 at 1:57 am
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Oh new smodcast, I’ve been waiting for you for so long!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:59 am
YAY! Glad to have Smod back
August 4th, 2009 at 2:00 am
FUCK YES, NEW SMOD!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:05 am
AHHH! YAY!
Thanks Kev and Scott.
This one will be worth the wait.
<3
August 4th, 2009 at 2:06 am
And god said let ther be smod!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:07 am
SWEEETTTTT!!!! Finally the odyssey has come to an end!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:09 am
It feels so good. So right.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Thanks Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:14 am
I listened to SModcast 89, re-watched their films and re-fell in love with them, and lo and behold, here they are! Kev and Scot, the second cumming!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Congratulations, Mosier!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:18 am
“It don’t cost nothin’”
Nice Animal House reference.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:19 am
THANK THE FUCK CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Hell yes! Oh sweet sweet smod I wanna bathe in it.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Yes new smod! Can’t wait to listen to it tonight.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:44 am
SModfast ‘09 is over!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:00 am
This was better than the last Harry Potter movie. I still can’t believe Ron sucked Harry. Forgeticus!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:00 am
the carolla-cast could only hold me over for so long you guys. GREAT TO HAVE U BACK!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Thank you soOoOo much!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Hilarious stuff guys. Glad I stayed up and saw it was up
August 4th, 2009 at 3:30 am
SWEEEET
August 4th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Thank you for this awesome birthday present!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:48 am
this IS going to be SmODtastic!
can’t wait to see it,
ANd Happy Birthday!
yeaaaaH!!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:55 am
…I love you
August 4th, 2009 at 4:06 am
Yay a good opening song!
The reason you weren’t thrilled with the ending oh Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is because they cut most of it out of the movie. This is why editing is BAD Kevin…its very BAD. At least when it comes to Harry Potter movies. Now I’m wondering if we’re missing lots of great stuff from your movies that you took out.
August 4th, 2009 at 4:41 am
this was the first thing that smith has published that felt to me like the first time i saw clerks back in 94′
good job, keep it up
August 4th, 2009 at 4:45 am
one more thing, the first evening with was a close finish. but this smod came at just the right time. thanks again for taking the time
August 4th, 2009 at 4:47 am
and to advancedoption, stop using up douting space, we are worshiping here, not siting useless opinions
August 4th, 2009 at 4:56 am
and to Andrew Crivilare, right on, i do that all the time, have you checked the special features on all the disk. there is a new love to be found. I don’t know, there is going to be a legacy, he is going to be the next star wars. and i don’t capitilize that for a reason, it has started, and you are part of it dude, you are one of the contributing spenders. so bask in the glory of what you have found. and love every minute of this, there will never be another that you can latch onto like it
August 4th, 2009 at 5:01 am
i have laid silent for almost 15 years now, but i’m out for blood. the internet revolution passed me by but there has always been one constant, that is my one and only opinion. yes i understand that you people know what you are talking about, but take me on and test my knowledge. i dare you.
August 4th, 2009 at 5:13 am
i know you meant well, but jesus crist would you give the guy a break
August 4th, 2009 at 5:14 am
let’s just all say happy B-Day, #39, and move on to the love
August 4th, 2009 at 6:37 am
jk rowling’s rags to riches story is bullshit kev and mosier need to read this http://www.cracked.com/article_16989_p2.html
oh thank fuck the second smodfast it OVER.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:59 am
That’s beautiful, man!
August 4th, 2009 at 7:34 am
oh thank the good lord.. i’ve missed you guys!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Yo, click the link below (or right click to save) to download this funny-ass podcast. If you like Smodcast chances are you will laugh you dick and balls off at this one:
http://squadcast.podbean.com/mf/web/4yiwtm/TheBoutyBoutySquadCast-Episode6.mp3
More episodes casn be found at: http://squadcast.podbean.com/
You’re Welcome.
August 4th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Sweet!! Smodfast ‘09 is over
I know they are both busy people (especially when filming) so it’s nice of them to be able to take some time to create and post a new episode!
Thanks!!
August 4th, 2009 at 9:52 am
finally…brightening up my life, happy belated birthday kevin
August 4th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Hey, to whoever the webmaster is.. somehow.. any way you can.. let Kev and Scott know about these posts…
Yeah, we’re impetuous children sometimes when there’s no new Smod.. but look at this glee.. They make a lot of folks really happy, and I just hope they know.
Thanks so much, guys.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:24 am
“He did it too.”
Hilarious
August 4th, 2009 at 11:28 am
sexy women german voice……….. GENIUS
August 4th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I laughed my ass off, thanks! The gift after laughter is the second best after music.
August 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Nice.. Now the smodience can stop complaining about the lack of smod, yelling at each other for complaining, and yelling at each other for yelling at each other for complaining..
August 4th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Not a Harry Potter fan but still looooved hearing a NEW SMODCAST! Happy birthday Kev!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Eh, guess I’ll give it a listen, just for old time’s sake. I fear this fast may have broken the camel’s back. I found other podcasts that filled my podcast slots. SModcast may be forced to remain on my injured reserved list for the time being. I guess it all depends on what I think of this one. Based on the comments so far, I really hope this isnt an hour of two grown men waxing philosophical about Harry fucking Potter.
Nick Redmond, shut the fuck up already. Seven posts in a row is just ridiculous. And also, it’s spelled “citing”, not “siting”. Use the goddamn spellcheck for fuck’s sake.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Thanks i neeed this so bad
August 4th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Laughing so hard, got into trouble at work! Thank you!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Wow.. Whole new angle on dumbledore’s twelve uses of dragon’s blood…
August 4th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Spectacular SMod filled with hilarity! Thanks for the new SMOD!
August 4th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Welcome back, guys; it’s been a lonely six weeks.
August 4th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Kevin, the spell you were looking for is Obliviate.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Charm
August 4th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
13×3=39, that’s bad luck x 3 Smith.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Smodicus maximus!!
August 4th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
J. K. Rowling the harry potter righter stoll this and put in in the first movie where dudley has 36 presents and last year he had 37
August 4th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I just came. Seriously.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I love you smith, but can you please shut the fuck up when scott is talking!!!! Jesus, he starts talking about something cool then you cut him off and he never gets to finish!!!!! What did the people at Disney tell him. Fuck man.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I would just like to express my appreciation and gratitude that I can download the mp3 and never have to deal with the cursed itunes. Thanks again!
August 5th, 2009 at 12:38 am
I just wanted to let you guys know that you put this up right when I needed it so bad. My girlfriend and I were fighting all night, then my car broke down, then my ride to come get me from my broken car was pulled over by a cop. I’m gonna take a shower in a minute so I can rub my balls, because I’m pretty sure I’ll get testy cancer after the way tonight has gone.
BUT I HAVE A NEW SMODCAST TO LISTEN TO! and that brightens up what is left of my night. Thanks, I love you guys so much.
August 5th, 2009 at 1:12 am
At the risk of having this comment buried under all these new replies, does anyone remember the SModcast in which Kevin talked about why he doesn’t like drinking? He says something to the effect of, “If being sober is A, and being drunk is C, I can’t get through B, drinking.”
I know I’m butchering the quote, but I need someone’s help finding the exact episode. Thanks to whomever helps.
August 5th, 2009 at 3:14 am
this was the best spod in forever.
even with the fucking bark from hell , yea yea yea… scott hits an astounding 37 “yea’s” in a row!!
thanks for the image of “forget-a-kiss”
scott need to drop the comic and finish the book of dirty spells first.
happy b-day
August 5th, 2009 at 6:45 am
As soon as I saw the episode description I thought; “Again!?”.
August 5th, 2009 at 8:29 am
I am very happy in the pants because of new Smodcast!
August 5th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Awesome episode, listened to it three times already.
Something about the fuck Identity, and good luck to Scott with all of his doings
August 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am
69 Responses to “SModcast 90”
sadly i lolled
August 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
FINNALLYY!! Cant wait to get off work
August 5th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Kevin’s Hey Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88LoOs-sIEs
August 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
LOL! at a little after 54 minutes Mosier sounds just like Barry Gibb. It’s halarious.
August 5th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
can’t wait to hear it
August 5th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
fuck!! finally a new smod!!!
August 5th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
w00p This will make my 5 hour train trip ll the more sweeter and that much more bearable
August 5th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
suckmydickicus!!!!!
August 6th, 2009 at 1:28 am
I’m part of the joyous throng so happy to finally get a new Smod after far too long a break. I woke up early and took extra time getting to work so I’d hear the whole thing. Genius! Scott just cracks me right the fuck up.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:49 am
HAPPY B-DAY, BIG GUY.
August 6th, 2009 at 5:20 am
The Staind song at the beginning just made me laugh so hard for some reason
August 6th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Haven’t listen to this one yet but I wanted to pass this along.
Another reason to be afraid of swimming TIGERS!
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/terrifying-underwater-encounters-bengali-white-tiger/14065
August 6th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
If I wanted to listen to Mugglecast, I would have downloaded Mugglecast.
August 6th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Haven’t laughed so hard during a SMod in a long time. Keep up the rants, guys!
August 6th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
JB: well i doubt mugglecast can be this homoerotic and funny. great SMOD i never gave up hope.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
His films were always going to be immortal. We just didn’t expect them to outlive him this quickly.
R.I.P. John Hughes [1950-2009]
August 6th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Mr. Mom is one of those cinematic gems, which so rarely receives the recognition it deserves. I’ve also thought fonder of that film. Family movies THAT good, could only have been made in the 80’s. Luckily for us, it all came to fruition.
Too soon. The night sky is going to be a little darker this evening.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:15 am
Good to see praying to Buddy Christ works! We got Smod! Congrats Scott and can’t wait to see “Couple of Dicks” or any form of that tremendous nomenclature.
August 7th, 2009 at 9:56 am
awesome guys!
August 7th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
update the feedburner feed please? much thanks…
August 7th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Cheers guys, thank you for Smodcast 90. And the movies, especially Dogma. I haven’t seen any since Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but since listening to Smodcast I’ve purchased Porno, Jersey Girl and Chasing Amy, Smodcast reignited my interest. Will be watching them with my 16yr old son, I introduced him to Jay and Silent Bob with Clerks when he was but a child.
I’m over here in Scottland. Want to tell you Kevin, Scott and everyone else I’ve heard on Smodcast…I can’t imagine life without Smodcast, your lovely people, you all entertain me, you make me laugh, I’m impressed at your intelligence sometimes, and other times your level of ignorance amazes me, it’s all good.
I really enjoy the backing music too, have downloaded a few songs having heard them for the first time on Smodcast. You give me THE only American podcast I listen to. I pay homage to your brilliance, thank you guys, everyone who I’ve been privilaged to enjoy on Smodcast.
Tonight I discovered Jason Mewes has his own podcast, downloading them as I type here, he is HOT.
August 8th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Thanks fellas !
August 8th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Remembercus, I nearly pissed myself!!!
August 8th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Any New Smod this week
August 9th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Funniest SMod I’ve heard in a while.
Good work guys.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am
WHOA, thanks for the Planes and Trains background music. It brought me back to this time when I woke up with a friend of mine with a hand between two pillows……….
August 9th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Wow, best smod in a long time. Easily in the top 10 for me. Keep up the good work!!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
In top 10 SMods i’d say fecking hilarious! F*CK Identity is genius.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Great, great episode lmao. FORGETICUS! My friend and I listen to SModcast religiously and just yesterday decided to start our own Podcast, which turned out to be ridiculously fun. You’ve both probably heard this a hundred times but, Kevin and Scott, man, you guys are awesome.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Any SMod is great SMod, any Potter SMod is excellent SMod.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Please, no more smodfast! Again, again!
August 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
SMod 90 is now my new number one SMod
August 10th, 2009 at 2:29 am
This was the best and funniest Smodcast yet and I’m not even a Harry Potter fan! Big up to Kevin and Mos for keeping me interested and dying laughing about a topic I usually could care less about.
August 10th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
OMG THATS FUNNY SHIT
August 12th, 2009 at 1:11 am
Kevin fuckin’ smith, I love you!!! In a gay or straight way? It does’nt matter.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
That was one of the funniest SMODCAST ever. keep up the good work guy.
August 15th, 2009 at 9:11 am
This is the sickest SMOD yet.
And the one that I’m keeping in my iPod, I gotta get my other gay friends to hear it.
August 22nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
It’s One Tough Baby!
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
thats what i love about magic spells…
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Finished it. Second best SMod, only behind “Sleipnir the Conqueror”