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SModcast 89

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 89: SMart! -

In which our heroes worship false idols and graven images.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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236 Responses to “SModcast 89”

  1. Panopticon20 Says:

    Fantastic, sir.

    Thanks a heap. Cheers.

  2. ash Says:

    awesome thanks ken (and smith and scott)

  3. Alan Says:

    Nice, thank you guys. :D

  4. mavlee Says:

    that’s beautiful man

  5. Brian Says:

    Yay! First post. Thanks boys.

  6. Peter J. Says:

    You are my NEW HERO!!!!

  7. MackMan Says:

    Yes! New SMOD

  8. Canadian Guy Says:

    I refuse to believe I’m actually the first one to comment…

  9. Kedzz Says:

    First!

  10. David Says:

    thank the fuck christ!!!!! cant wait to sark up my new bong and listen!!!!YAY

  11. HARRY JOHNSON Says:

    NICE TITS NEW SMOD!!! THIS MAKES UP FOR MY SOAR DICK!!!!!

  12. Duncan Says:

    Thought it wasn’t coming up, great that it is thanks to all involved in getting it here.

  13. slowtax Says:

    Always bet on Smod

  14. r.g. Says:

    Greaaattt!!!

  15. JP Says:

    HELL YEA! NEW SMOD!

  16. Nate Says:

    ITS POSTED IN THE FUTURE!

  17. Smokey McPothead Says:

    More smod! thanks for keeping up the SMOD, despite your schedule.

  18. Gillian Says:

    hoorah! another smod for another week.

  19. posty mcposterton Says:

    Natch!

    Looking forward to listening to it tomorrow…

    ~Dan

  20. Matt Says:

    Awesome new Smodcast! Im a new listener and a big fan. Tanks for making me laugh uncontrollably.

  21. fingerlings Says:

    Thanks a lot!

  22. yort Says:

    new smod it’s just the best way to start the week, thanx kev and his cavalcade of friends

  23. Ikaika Says:

    F yeah!! New Smod!!

  24. Shrinky Jon Says:

    Oh my God!

    What a way perfect to start the new week after a weekend being a responsible parent. I’m ready!

  25. Jerry S Says:

    It’s odd that Mr. Smith thinks he landed his dream job becuase of his “talent”. Mentioning only someone like he can do it, I would say that it was more because of the time of Hollywood that let him reach the success level he is at today. Less competition and a wider open door allowed someone like Smith into the industry and people deserving a chance today with a lot of talent cannot get in becuase of the mouse hole opening that is left for this generation of film makers. Mr. Smith is right in one regard, luck had a lot to do with his success.

  26. Bear is Driving!!!!! Says:

    YAY!!!!! NEW SMODCAST!!!!!!!

  27. Dave Says:

    WOW Jerry S, way to be a bitter little girl. You do it quite well, kudos !!

    Thanks for the new Smod peoples.

  28. Dexter Says:

    Jerry, the man watched Slacker and said “Wow a dialogue heavy script and the movie is fantastic. I can do that!” So he did it. Clerks look s a whole lot worse than a lot of other movies that came out that same year, there’s no luck there, dickhead. It was picked up solely based on it’s heart and intentions. That IS talent. Kevin wrote an amazing script that, if not pioneer, revitalized angsty dialogue-laden 90’s pulp restlessness. It sounds like, to me, that you’ve got a big ass chip on your shoulder and lost the ability to see the innocence in a lot of things. Clerks is genius. Nobody lucks out on a film that was made for 28,000 dollars about a bunch of convenience stop cashiers. It takes TALENT to make that work. Fuck off.

  29. Matt Says:

    I work at The Home Depot, in the south, it fucking sucks.

    There is no possible way you could offend anybody that works at that place (aside from the managers who have their hands in the jar), they all fucking hate it too.

  30. Nate Says:

    Where is the SMart page? I can’t find it.

  31. chuck Says:

    woo. new smod!
    i didn’t think there’d be one this week - what with Kevn doing Carnagie Hall last week.

    hoo woo!

  32. t-dog Says:

    fffuuuuuuuu yeah! heard smith talk about watchmen on some other podcast, and he was so funny in that one, i looked for more!
    mossier’s british accent is too funny

  33. Bear is Driving!!!!! Says:

    I think we can all agree that Kevin should never, ever, EVAR write a time travel movie.
    God is in the details and all that…..

  34. Choccster Says:

    http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=67658&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

    Shame I didn’t get any recognition for this thread :P Feel like the unsung hero of SMart!

  35. whgreen Says:

    can anyone tell me what band is playing Maybe I’m Amazed in the show openening?

  36. Erick Says:

    Can anyone tell me who is the artist of that song. I know it’s Maybe I’m amazed, but I know it’s not Paul with Wings edition. Anyone know?

  37. John Says:

    There is always luck involved, but clerks is still an amazing flick. But I feel it’s profanity-laced humor pushing the envelope at the time is what propelled it to great success and not it’s “heart”.

    El Mariachi, Clerks and Slacker. Plenty of talent and hard work behind those flicks but they just happened at the right time. Timing was good.

    I’ve seen a bunch of low budget independent flicks that are awesome but never got exposed the way those flicks did.

  38. Petcio Says:

    Can somebody post the link for SMart? I couldn’t find it.

  39. John Says:

    Listening to the podcast, Kevin himself said he “got hit with the lucky stick”… so…

  40. donaldaynsley Says:

    Since some people were curious, the version of McCartney’s Maybe Im Amazes is by Virgos Merlot from the tribute album “Listen to What the Man Said: Popular Artists Tribute to Paul McCartney”

    -Donald

  41. Jay Says:

    VANCOUVER kicks Ass!

    I just moved here and I love it!

    The best city in the world! Or, at least a close second to Sydney Australia.

  42. Canadian Guy Says:

    Having now *listened* to this Smodcast, I can truthfully say I’ve enjoyed it a whole hell of a lot. Probably my favourite of the last few months! Loved the mass rape of Canadian men by angry mobs of Americans waiting for them to cross the 49th parallel a la Field of Dreams (Field of Reaming?)

  43. FudgementDay Says:

    Time for my weekly request, can someone please update feedburner?

  44. John Says:

    Too bad Kevin wasn’t a pothead when he lived in Vancouver, he missed out on some serious times.

  45. successfulfailure Says:

    I would love to hear kev and walt’s review of transformers2.

  46. Jay Says:

    Hey John I agree!

    Him and Marc Emery could have got together and spread to word of weed? lol

    There’s a place now upstairs and beside Marc Emery’s store downtown Vancouver that you can go and smoke weed in. They don’t sell it but you can smoke it there.

    Vancouver/Amsterdam?

    NICE!

  47. Marshall Says:

    Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?

  48. Rúna Fridriksson Says:

    Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?

    JEM ?

  49. dan Says:

    i cant download here or it itunes any one else having this problem?

  50. confused Says:

    what are they talking about, he has been away from mos for the last 3 smods? the last smod was the live one, and before that was smod with mos… did kev record smods in NY that are mos free that havent been put online yet?

  51. barefootorbust Says:

    Yeah, iTunes has been having problems updating lately. I just barely got #88 today. If you right click on the link, then click “Save Link As” it should download it to your computer for you.

  52. Adam McNelis Says:

    Top notch, keep it up.

    I listen to Smods in bed every night with my earphones in.

    My good lady thinks I’m having fits sometimes as just as she is about to doze off I’ll be pissing myself laughing at the weekly bout of madness.

  53. Renee Says:

    Yet another awesome smod!

    My new all time favorite Mosierism… “You’re like the energizer bunny of sad.” That’s the best! I’m still lauging at that!

  54. Peter J. Says:

    OLAF. METAL.

  55. Marshall Says:

    “Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?

    JEM ?”

    no it isn’t Jem, It is a rock version, not a easy listening female vocalist version

  56. Dan Says:

    Smod rules. Twitter is Skynet!!!

  57. Kevin M Says:

    No new smod this week, says Twitter Kev, but he did a chat show with Kevin Pollack.

  58. EricB Says:

    Kev, there’s a term in audio called “clipping” PLEASE look it up. Great show.

  59. Empty J Says:

    “Does anyone know who it is doing the “Maybe I’m Amazed” cover played at the smart of this smod?”

    Yes, there is a thread on the View Askew boards that posts the opening songs/artists to every episode.

    http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=60686&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

  60. slayersher Says:

    love the podcast! soooo good like amazing keeep it up! and i really like the smart made me laugh like a MoFo

    ps. Vancouver sucks to many addicts gotta venture to the island now there’s a good relaxed place :)

  61. slayersher Says:

    ps. i love the anti marijuana adds under the smodcast link ..

    remember kids ( and kevin ) weed does lead to other drugs

    lmao

  62. Bartman Says:

    Would of been a great video podcast. Describing fan art in an audio only format is not that riveting. I hate to complain considering Smodcast is free and it is one of the only three podcast I listen to regularly.
    I would love for Kevin to go on Adam Carolla’s podcast because he was freakin’ awesome on Loveline.

  63. sam Says:

    where do i find the names of the songs played?

  64. Peter Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9KlpvAfko I can’t remember what smod it was from but here you go.

  65. Mark Says:

    hahaha, Bartman I listen to the Ace Man’s podcast too, It’s helped so much with the irregular schedule of this one.

  66. Louis Says:

    On what number Smodcast does Kevin talk about making mixtapes?

  67. Crumpled Dickskin Says:

    Many thanks guys ! Love ya ( but not in the gay way )

  68. stewie Says:

    Another great episode, keep up the good work. Does anyone know if there is going to be a new Smodcast this week, with it being the American Independence Day and all.

  69. brian Says:

    Anyone think kev and mos will do a tribute to michael jackson? Shit, everyone else has already beaten that dead horse!

  70. Sammy Says:

    No SMod this week either.

    Maybe next week. Maybe even with Jason Lee.

  71. maxlor Says:

    I agree- this and adam carolla show are the funniest podcasts - join forces

  72. Stewie Says:

    According to Kevin Smith’s twitter feed, there won’t be a new smodcast this week: “No new SMod again today. Gonna bank a few this week, so we’ll be back strong next weekend. Jason Lee still in town, so maybe I can snag him.”

  73. Tennessee Erb Says:

    Bah! Looks like ill have to watch Weekend at Bernie’s instead of bathing in the warm glow of smod.

  74. Mark Says:

    if the get lee this break will be well worth it.

  75. Shane Says:

    God i hope he can get Lee, Jason Lee is so badass!

  76. Michael Kirschner Says:

    What is Kevin Smith’s twitter?

  77. Paul Hawkins Says:

    http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith

  78. FuckYou Says:

    ThatKevinSmith

  79. Josh Says:

    The Twitter being skynet is one of the funniest things I have ever heard! I’m not quite sure mossier was getting the whole scenario. Lol

  80. metellus Says:

    Great Smod guys. Suggestion: roll back on the gain some Kev, my ears are still bleeding, bro. lol

  81. brian Says:

    Anyone see kevin smith being the answer to one of the questions today on jeopardy?

  82. Tyler Says:

    First post! I’ve been a long time Smith fan, and just wanted to say keep up the good work guys. Scott Mosier, you are one fucking hilarious enough said.. Also Walt Flanagan, when are you coming back!!! As always RIP Bear and have a week :)

  83. Peter J. Says:

    You see these? . . . These are your nuts(!)

  84. Ashley Says:

    Hilarious! Easily my favorite smodcast…loved the british Batman and Kevin’s light country radio station voice.

  85. MrNiceGuitarGuy aka Jaime P Says:

    Mr.Smith! first i’d like to say thnx for the podcast as well as the visit to Vancouver (again, as if i haven’t said thnx enough…i think now would be the end of that).

    anyway to get to my topic and i hope you guys read this.

    i just rented out the new Ghostbusters video game for my XBOX360…and the game REALLY captures the essence of the movie. i just love Ghostbusters and as old as the movie is, always gets a chuckle out of me.

    in new related news, Harold Ramis aka Egon Spengler announced a Ghostbusters 3 in the works!

    when i get into the fiction of a movie, i become this nerd just searching how factual can the fiction be (can someone invent a lightsaber, do proton packs exist, etc.) and if you remember that in Ghostbusters, they keep referring back to this text titled “Tobin’s Spirit Guide”. so i wondered, was there an author out there who was such a die hard fan who could’ve wrote a humor based book (aka the Zombie Survival Guide) or a collection of paranormal facts?

    what i’ve found was a more interesting read than i thought. there’s a website with that title. suddenly i remembered the one smodcast involving strange animal experiments (Ruskies!) i thought maybe if you guys could do a smodcast about crazy demonology and other mythos and creating a silly “what if” about it like the new year’s episode with Mosier ol timey boxing with Jesus haha.

    or get scared shitless, whatever. it talks a great deal on ghosts, newly discovered pyramids, mythical creatures, witchcraft, it just goes on and on.

    here’s the link!!!

    http://tobinsguide.analogmedium.com/

    i just thought it would be a read that’s right up your alley.

    thanks again ^_^

  86. RG Says:

    SMOD ME PLEASE!!!!

  87. PJ Says:

    Anybody know if there’s a new SMod tonight?

  88. Kevin M Says:

    He said on twitter that he was gonna try to bank a fewwith Jason Lee, and that there would be a new one tonight. Guess he got busy. Or, because Jason Lee got in a barfight, maybe they couldn’t.

  89. Ian Says:

    C’mon people. you remember the last time he was on a movie set with Z&M. The Smodfest lasted 3 months. Get used to no smod. Find a different cast out there. Might I suggest Adam Carolla’s cast or Keith and the Girl. Both are excellent.

  90. Alan Says:

    Got busy… or stoned… He had to take a few days off the ganja because he had a tooth pulled. No doubt, he got baked and that little voice in his head said, “you know what, Kev?” (the voice calls him ‘Kev’)… It said, “So what if we don’t do a new SMod, fuck em…” Then he thinks, “why the fuck doesn’t Mos’ do a few… I bet Walt, Bry and Malcom would do a couple by themselves… bet those would be funny as shit” Then he takes another hit and that’s the last he thinks about SModcast until sometime Tuesday…

  91. Jake Says:

    speaking of a bar fight, I will fight someone today if I do not get my smodcast. I’m frickin dying over here.

  92. joe_me Says:

    yo what is up…… no new smod again im gonna curl up in the corner and cry now

  93. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    first.

  94. DuzT101 Says:

    Is there no new SMod again this week? I’m not sure if it helps but you can try this Podcast out in the meantime. It’s pretty funny. http://squadcast.podbean.com I hope we get a new Smodcast soon. (one with Jason Lee.)

  95. Justin Says:

    I just discovered the Adam podcast myself. Pretty funny stuff. I also looked up that jason lee thing.. I want that story.. some articles are saying “showed off his martial arts skills”

    Meantime, Adam’s, the SuckCast (www.suckcast.com), the Simply Syndicated guys, and old Smods.. may I suggest “Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis” in honor of HP6. The Gillyweed stuff is classic!

  96. joe_me Says:

    still in my corner….. still crying……… Holly crap i need a smod soon or my tear ducts are going to dry up.

  97. Clinton Says:

    Oh man. I’m off tomorrow too. Oh well.

    Man, good thing we have 88 other episodes to listen to. I mean…that’s a lot of fucking hours of awesomeness right there.

    http://omgcast.net
    - Something to listen to while SModcast, our lord and savior is on hiatus. Or, just something to listen to instead of the crickets. We sound better then crickets.

  98. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    The Adam Carolla Podcast definitely fills in the gaps. Intelligent folks may also want to try The Skeptics Guide to the Universe. Old Ricky Gervais Podcasts and Audiobooks are also always good for a laugh. That Karl Pilkington, with a head like a fucking orange!

    I’m very skeptical about the idea of us getting a SModcast with Jason Lee talking about any supposed barfight. If he couldnt get Affleck to come on, what are the odds of him getting Lee? The fact is that most of these celebs he knows who are in the “public spotlight” won’t or aren’t allowed by their publicists to go sit in a room with a high director and talk about bullshit for an hour. No positive revenue stream from it, plus you don’t necessarily want to associate your client with “drugs”. Sucks for us dedicated consumers.

    Luckily, the Podosphere isn’t exactly short of quality enjoyable and sometimes even informative podcasts.

    skepticality
    the astronomy cast
    the suckcast
    omgcast
    …and a litany of others I can’t think of at 4:30 in the morning. I’m going back to bed now, so go fuck yourself.

  99. Jason Says:

    I’m so bummed there’s no SMod again this week. Booo. I know it’s free, but if you call it a weekly cast it should be just that. One missed week here and there…no big deal, but more than that makes it feel undependable.

    Maybe I should check out this Adam Carolla Podcast. He was pretty funny in The Hammer.

  100. Alan Says:

    A SModfast is a perfect time to bust out some of those older and not so old SMods of weeks past… Is anyone over #74’s Glass Ass? Or remember Malcom promising to cut off a finger in #14… And was it #50 where Walt tells the story of a monkey catching a bird?

    I don’t care if Lee does a SModcast. I think they should do either a 12 monkey’s SMod or another Harley SMod where they talk about elephants.

  101. Shane Says:

    which episode has the “i wanna get fucked in my tall man pussy”? its been in my head and i wanna listen to it and laugh

  102. Alan Says:

    Tall Man pussy is in #85: Side chair… @ 1hr 7min

  103. robert Says:

    Jason, Kevin is in the middle of doing a movie with Bruce Willis, I think anyone would take priority with that over doing some podcast.

  104. stewie Says:

    Does anyone know in which smodcast a scenario that involves Kevin giving a bank robber head in order to rescue the hostages takes place?

  105. Crafty Cruz Says:

    Y NO NEW SMOD?!!! I thought Lee was going 2 b grabbed 4 1.

  106. Jason Says:

    Robert,

    I know Kevin is working on a Couple of Dicks with Bruce Willis. We’re all posting on Kevin’s Smodcast thread, on his website remember?

    Kevin is a busy guy, anyone that listens to the Smods or who is familiar with the wide variety of projects (Films, Comics, Q & A Live Shows, SMods, merch, Comic-Cons ViewAskiew, Books, Twitter etc.) can see that, but I still expect a Smod every week or two….and I think it’s ok if I let Kevin and his friends know that as a fan, I’m bummed there’s no Smod again this week.

    On a related note, anyone know what happened to Mewescast? Jay made three podcasts then bailed….it’s been months since his last podcast.

  107. Husker Says:

    Aaargh. The wait goes on! Stewie I don’t remember but I think it’s 84 or 85. The smoke was thick so not too sure on that one it could have been earlier. Sorry probably shouldn’t have even bothered answering your question.

  108. Alex Says:

    stewie:

    I’m pretty sure the SModcast you’re looking for is SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2.

    One of my favorite episodes.

  109. Peter J. Says:

    Here’s a callback from a previous Smodcast:

    http://www.plaidstallions.com/marvel/marvel.html

  110. William Pacult Says:

    BTW…

    that douche will change his opinion when a Couple of Dicks is released. When his wife lets him out of the house to see a movie with the guys, he and the rest of his cronies will give it 2 thumbs up. Even if they are inadvertantly in their own asses. Fuck that guy and his bullshit blog.

    http://therecshow.com/2008/10/29/kevin-smith-is-a-whorish-hack/comment-page-1/#comment-3815

  111. Ross Cooke Says:

    Which smod was the first to have mosier doing the paris hilton voice? its drivin me nuts tryin to remember.

  112. SandyCashew Says:

    I’ve had a shitty day and it’s 11am… A new SModcast would make the day AWESOME! What do ya say??

  113. Husker Says:

    Alex is right, I didn’t think it was that long ago. Must be losing time and brain cells.

  114. AlexM Says:

    I have an idea! People are always asking which SModcast certain ideas or elements came from - why don’t we start a webpage or a wiki or something? It could be set up so the SMods are categorized, and maybe even transcribed by some brave individuals, so one can search and find which episode they’re looking for.

  115. adam styles Says:

    yeah i think its time for a new smod.
    even one done over skype with malcolm would be great.
    for that matter, why couldnt kev do one with scott over skype?

  116. joe_me Says:

    i miss smod terribly but i can wait it just makes it that much better. it kinda like sex. wow i have hit a new low. Im also faced with a dilemma……. Sex? or Smod? fuck smod i love the pussy.

  117. Ross Cooke Says:

    I agree with AlexM aswell, as far aas transcribing them, hopefully the new smodcast book will do that for us, but a smod-site would be great for finding the right one quickly.

  118. Scottie Says:

    Great idea on the website. It would be like the ricky gervais show wiki site wwww.pilkipedia.co.uk

  119. Alan Says:

    WANT SMOD!!!!

  120. mamoulian Says:

    i don’t think people should post other podcast sites, they are just a replacement. This is the real stuff right here!!! C’mon Kev bring it on!

  121. Justin Says:

    I’m thankful for the other podcast ideas. honestly, I didn’t listen to podcasts before SmodCast, but when I found Smod, I started enjoying the process. now I regularly listen to like 7 or 8 and it is a bigger part of my entertainment staple than TV or radio.

    I’ve found a couple just by coming here on Sunday, seeing no Smod, but taking someone’s advice and trying a new one. Its cool to get here on a Sunday night and find SOMETHING I can listen to.

    (And generally, people wait a while after a new Smod befor emeking suggesitons, which is polite, I think)

  122. RG Says:

    I NEED SMOD. I feel like a junkie trying to get a hit

  123. Logan Says:

    WHERE IS THE SMOD?!

  124. Michael Says:

    He’s working people! Probably won’t be a new Smod for awhile.

  125. Alan Says:

    I gotta feeling there’s gonna be a new SMod tonight…

    I can’t wait to see a Couple of Dicks… Bruce Willis does hella-good buddy pics. And Tracy Morgan is really funny. Willis should do an action buddy pic with himself…

    Willis to Willis :”We’re getting too old for this shit!”

    (they jump out of window - big explosion)

  126. rometen Says:

    im going to new smod withdrawl… the shakes and sleepless nights. i need my fix.

  127. joe_me Says:

    O.k. I’m going through some serious new smod withdraw. i cant eat, i cant sleep, and i’ve bin shitting like crazy. If i could i would download smod right to my vain.

    Hello my name is Joe and I’m addicted to smod. Yes thats right I am not afraid to admit it I’m a smod addict.

    Have ever sucked dick for smod man!?

  128. joe_me Says:

    Smod me please.

  129. Alan Says:

    Damn… nearly a month now without a new SModcast…

    /cry

  130. Carl Says:

    It’s official. We’re in the middle of a SModFast!

  131. shorty_monster Says:

    Funny when you think that in the last Smod he was saying how SMod washis fave thing to do at the moment.

  132. mike Says:

    Didn’t he say in this smod he was gonna bank a few with mosier? And then tweeted he was gonna have one last week? I dont mind that he cant do them because of his job buts thats just cruel.

  133. mumblyjoe Says:

    Maybe Skynet is created by SMod fans looking to fill in the time between eps…

    Just saying, they’re tempting fate here…

  134. Crispin Says:

    Just because something is your favorite thing, it doesn’t mean you may always have time for it. Especially if your shooting a movie…

  135. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    Gretzky would find time to SMod.

  136. Tyler Says:

    arent we a little behind? i need my smod fix every week lol!!!

  137. Ric Vicious 276 Says:

    I am totally with most other people in that I love, and I mean fucking love SModcast, I’ve been a listener since day one, but its just a little bit annoying when theres this gap between the episodes without any explanation. I know the guys shooting a film and I hope it does phenomenally well but all someone’s got to do is just give a timeframe about how long its going to be until a new episode instead of what happened last year when there was a 3 month break and absolute silence (fair enough again they were shooting a movie, it obviously takes priority and all your time.)
    No offence to any of the Mosier replacements but its worth the wait because the fact is they are the most engaging, funny individuals I’ve ever heard and the chemistry between Mosier and Kev is what makes the show so fingers crossed they’ll be back sooner rather than later!!!

  138. Jason Says:

    Agreed with you guys that are missing SMod like myself. It’s time for an update at the very least.

    Not to be a prick-dick cause I’m a big fan of Kev’s, but I’m pretty sure he played a couple hours of shinny recently, so he gets free time hear and there.

  139. Darth Windows Says:

    Kevin said of Twitter that he was going to get on Skype and do one with Mos real soon. No worries. :]

  140. Alan Says:

    I want my money back!!!
    what?? it’s free?? Oh, carry on then…

    Meh.. fuck that! Where’s my SMod Clerk’s Boy!!!

  141. the voice of reason Says:

    you get what you pay for, folks

  142. Darth Windows Says:

    lmfao @ the voice of reason.

  143. Stewie Says:

    From Kev’s twitter feed: “SModfast ‘09 rolls on with three weeks of no new SMod. Must rectify. Gotta jump on Skype with Mos soon and at least get one done that way.”

  144. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    It would be REALLY weird for him to do one with Willis and/or Morgan, but the odds of that happening are about the same as the odds of me taking a shot in the mouth.

    Well, maybe not. That SMod would NEVER happen, whereas it’s at least possible that I would take one in the mouth in the right situation. You know, like if someone had a gun to my head, or if someone asked really really nicely.

    Anyway, fear not my fellow SMinions. There will be new SMod eventually. Until then, as I stated before, just go listen to the Adam Carolla Podcast. It’s a pretty damn good substitute, with guests like David Cross, Francis Ford Coppola, Jeff Garlin, Seth McFarlane, Michael Ian Black, Jimmy Kimmel, Andy Dick, and Dr. Drew, just to name a few.

    And if you’re one of the pricks that keeps on saying not to advertise for other podcasts, FUCK YOU! We live in an age where people need their podcasts. Besides, like I stated before, Kev doenst make money from this, so it’s not like I’m costing him anything. If anything, it helps by keeping a few people off his back. Adam doesnt get paid to do his either. In fact, the bandwidth costs him about 3grand a month. Fuck all you haters.

    ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

    I just came.

  145. Cameron Williams Says:

    If Kev’s more active than us then we’re in trouble!

  146. Jay Ingle Says:

    Seriously…some of us do amateur podcasts (and it sucks ass)…and some of us are working on indie movies (shitty horror flicks)…and some of us have an underground band that we have to rehearse with (trying not to suck donkey dick)…but we still find time to take our fucked up cheap Alesis iMultiMix8 ipod mixer to Hooters and record a quick, unfunny 75 minute podcast. If we can find the time…why can’t Kevin and Mos? They just bullshit for an hour like we all do anyway…granted they are alot funnier…just not waiting-over-a-month-or-so funny…

  147. Alex Says:

    Wait, so Kevin Smith, after complaining about the public’s reception to the title “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” chooses to direct a movie called “A Couple of Dicks”?

    Yeah, Kevin, I’m sure that’ll go over well. Why learn from past mistakes? Sounds like a tawdry way to create artificial interest in a movie.

  148. Alan Says:

    @Alex - I don’t think it’s the same. I don’t think ZAMMAP could have been called anything else. I think Kevin is right that people should know it’s a romantic comedy about making a porno. It sets expectations. I think ZAMMAP just wasn’t a good choice for a halloween weekend release. “A Couple of Dicks” is just mildly offensive, since “dicks” can be lots of things. So, it depends how you read it. If you think it’s dirty, maybe that’s because you have dirty thoughts… In any case, it’s a Bruce Willis flix, so it’s name is a moot point, could call it “Monkey Balls” and it’d make money…

  149. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    If it were called 12 Monkey Balls I might pay to see it,

  150. berserker Says:

    wow really still no smod?

  151. Alan Says:

    FIRST!!!!

  152. Deedz Says:

    i miss smodcast. :(

  153. The not so silent Bob Says:

    dammit mos while extolling the virtues of a vasectomy you could have explained the indignity of the jock strap. The boys are not happy being pent up like that and their hammock has a hole in it, what to do what to do.

    I would go see this Adam corolla pod cast but there hasn’t been a link to it, and I’m too lazy to google it.

  154. Jason A. Says:

    You know what I do when there is no new SMOD? Listen to some old SMOD’s. Listening to Bryan Johnson talk about his issues with relaxation. GOLD!

    It’s always a good thing to listen to some old SMOD’s, folks.

  155. Mark Says:

    anyone listen to Adam Carolla’s podcast? good stuff and it’s daily including a carcast on saturdays.

  156. Scottie Says:

    I have no shit almost listened to the back catalog of the smods 3 times now. I really need a new one.

  157. David S. Says:

    i’ve listened to every smodacast again.. 1-89. the first 5 or 6 still crack me up.. dont ever fire Ken!
    Cant wait for the new Smod!!

  158. PimpJuice420 Says:

    Smodcast is my second favorite pod right behind Adam Carolla trust me you won’t be dissapointed.

  159. RG Says:

    Its saturday hopefully only 1 day left in the smodfast!

  160. Alan Says:

    I doubt there’ll be a new SMod this weekend… Kevin is at ComiCon 09 and hasn’t tweeted anything about having a SMod ready… I’m keeping my fingers crossed though…

  161. stewie Says:

    Noticed people talking about other podcasts, I would like to suggest “Stop podcasting yourself”. It is a weekly podcast, not as funny as smodcast but still really good. The Adam Carolla podcast is also really good, they have podcasts up every week day.

    Does anyone remember the smodcast in which Kev and Moiser talk about a situation in which Kev offers a guy head during a bank robbery, to save hostages?

  162. Ricky Says:

    Maybe this will hold you guys over for now. It’s the Q&A from Comic-Con 09.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liYXoORmdRA&feature=PlayList&p=057A4483694DD8AE&index=21

  163. Vinnie Radice Says:

    I’m from the future.(Australia) And I still found it hard to follow Kev’ time travel scenario…???

  164. joe_me Says:

    Not so silent Bob if u cant download itunes u have a problem and it sad! Its fucking free. When u said u r to lazy to google it i punched my self in the face and then i shit my self. Get some fucking ambition.

  165. dan Says:

    try spil.com for very funny sorta movie related podcasts. let’s do this is like smodcast and LEOG is a comic book podcast.

  166. hty Says:

    Where IS THE NEW ONE!!!!

  167. rometen Says:

    thank you thank you thank you RICKY! this has tied me over, as far as my kevin smith/SMODcast fix that was so very much needed. if i was anywhere near the level of curious homosexuality that kevin is on. id get on my knees and show you how much i apprecaite the link. haha.

  168. Justin Says:

    Well DONE with the youtube link.
    Loaded on the iphone.. headphones in.. its like a new SMOD.

  169. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    the comic con footage is great! I like how Kev has incorporated the line ‘Hey man, how are you?’ from a past SMod into his greeting. And those twins reminded me of the Walt SMod when he wanted a clone of himself.

  170. Dan Says:

    Not to sound ungrateful but seriously? What happened to all those said “banked” smods?

  171. Zella Says:

    The Comic-Con QA was nice but the need for smeed is still strong. A skype one even with lower quality would be great, with any of the guest. Well might as well look through the archive for now and keep checking for smod.

  172. Isurus Black Says:

    I know this smodfast will make us appreciate it all the more when the new one comes, but still. I’m just living in hope Sunday nights and dying in despair Monday mornings. I think I would be satisfied with a solo Harry Scottercast at this point.

  173. Steve Says:

    I’m done with this shit. I’m sick of waiting all the damn time. Smodcast is too inconsistent, I’m done.

  174. Dave Says:

    No! Don’t go Steve!

  175. James Says:

    it’s ok let him go…. he will be back

  176. brian Says:

    Why do you all cry like little bitches? Do you realize if the dude didn’t make movies he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on to do smod-casts, and comicon Q&A’s….. You are all little twlight-loving bitches… Waaaahhhhh!
    Shut the fuck up!

  177. Justin Says:

    I think it is fair to say that when Kevin is working on a new flick to expect a “Smod-Fast”. This is fine by me, because Smodcast is what fills the time in between flicks.

  178. McElroy Says:

    Fuck off Steve, this is a free show. I’d rather get inconsistent Smod than no Smod. I hate the people who complain as though Kevin and Scott owe you something. Appreciate that you get a great podcast for free even if it isn’t every week.

  179. chadwick eugene padowinikoff Says:

    Shop smart…….Shop s-mart?

  180. chris Says:

    dude u guys need to chill smodcast will be back eventually until then check out Opie and anthony Or another great podcast just chill and keep cheaking back every couple of days

  181. Duz T Says:

    Yo, click the link below (or right click to save) to download this funny-ass podcast. If you like Smodcast chances are you will laugh you dick and balls off at this one:

    http://squadcast.podbean.com/mf/web/4yiwtm/TheBoutyBoutySquadCast-Episode6.mp3

    More episodes casn be found at: http://squadcast.podbean.com/

    You’re Welcome.

  182. PimpJuice420 Says:

    i second the question about the “banked” smods where are they? and i do kinda feel it is owed to me considering i buy all of kevin’s movies along with going out to watch them

  183. jesse Says:

    Kev’s making another movie and its not a view askew movie, cut him a fucking break, we can live with another smodfast.

  184. kim m. Says:

    Red Bar Radio RULES! http://www.redbarradio.com or it’s #2 on Podcast Alley! It cured me of my smod addiction, though I still check back every week. :)

  185. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    havent you all learned that whenever kevin banks a bunch of smods he always uses them up immediately so he can devote more time to jerking it to gretzky videos. i can recall one time he actually saved a banked smod for a week or two. back in the 30s i think.

  186. Scottie Says:

    Yeah I could take some Harry Scottercast right now.

  187. Edgar Says:

    Did Zack and Miri come out on DVD, hence the hiatus?

  188. Patrick Says:

    Where’s the new Smod? Its been what 2-3 weeks.

  189. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but this SModfast doesn’t really bother me. Since Kev rediscovered weed I find the shows to be less and less entertaining. Probably because I don’t smoke anymore. The hypothetical situations just don’t grab me like they use to. I’m sure they would be hilarious if I were stoned. I can’t knock it though. If it works for him and improves his quality of life, more power to him. I pretty much just listen now as a filler between his Q&A’s and “Evening With”’s.

    I’ll state it again.
    Check out The Adam Carolla Podcast at Adamcarolla.com. It’s a daily free podcast with random celeb guests and friends of his.
    Also check out all the old Ricky Gervais podcasts and audiobooks. You can buy them on ITunes or use any P2P network.
    I would also recomment theskepticsguide.org, for the more intellectual crowd.

    SModcast will be back eventually, but stop loosing sleep over it. It’s not worth it. If you really want to suck Kev’s dick off that badly, just pop in one of the “Evening With” DVD’s. They are far more entertaining. And also, go to youtube and watch the kevin smith comi-con 2009 Q&A videos. I especially like the part where he talks about Twilight.
    If you wanna complain about anything, complain about the lack of a Q&A DVD since “Sold Out”, the lack of the extended directors cut of Jersey girl that he promised on the commentary of that movie, and the complete lack of a commentary, even a downloadable commentary, for ZAMMAP. I know, I know, he doesnt want to trash the people he feels are responsible for the box office failure, but fuck that shit. Be a goddamn man and give the people what they want, whether it be an hour of you and Mosier waxing hypothetical in a haze of weed, or a simple commentary to what was in my own opinion one of the funniest films of 2008. I’m gonna stop this rant now before I get pissed. All you assholes need to stop whining about not getting your *FREE* podcast. It’s a big world out there. Take a walk and smell some new flowers. These are starting to turn.

    DNG out!!!

  190. Jennifin Says:

    To half assed quote an earlier smod Were getting a movie but at what a cost…im kidding im chill the kids got lives show some respect..till then make your own podcast play a video game go outside and ride your bikes Or if you want to be really productive read a fucking book

  191. Bridge Says:

    I think Kevin Smith stoned is a revelation. I don’t like smoking myself it just puts me to sleep but the stoned smods are an awesome - like nothing else out there. Smoke on dude.

  192. Alan Says:

    Anyone on the view askew boards hear anything about MewesCast?

    I love that Kevin is getting high now, about time too… I just wonder if he’s sharing a little too much. Smoking for fun is still illegal… remember they locked up Chong just for selling bongs! He’s a lazy dude with a lot of cash, so he’s probably sitting on a stash of kind buds. Mandatory minimums don’t care if you’re rich or funny or that you made Clerks…

  193. austin Says:

    What smod has Mos doing his Hilton impersonation?

  194. Jon Doe Says:

    Alan: Dude, the guy lives in Cali. He, in all likelihood, has a MMJ card. Now, outside of the Sunshine State, yeah, there’s a chance he could get busted, but really, while the DEA may still raid the dispensaries they seem to leave the individuals alone (at least in Cali, woe to those who need the stuff in a less sane state).

  195. Alan Says:

    Jon: A MMJ card might protect him at the State level, but I doubt it. There’s plenty of times where his use of MMJ would be clearly questionable. And a MMJ card means dick to the FEDs, so don’t kid yourself. If some self-rightous prosecutor maybe pissed off at Dogma, uses the MJ as a way to get at Kevin… could happen. But I’m high too, so maybe I’m paranoid… but why take chances? That’s all I’m saying…

    I think it’s funny though that his best stoner movies were made when he wasn’t puffing. I saw Cheech talking about the Cheech and Chong movies and he said they weren’t high either. He said it was tons of work, long hours and no time for smoking… go figure…

  196. Peter J. Says:

    I makes a lot of sense.

    Kev is gonna bring back the headband. He’s takin’ back!

  197. doobiehound Says:

    Hate to say it, but the longer they go between Smodcasts, the less I care. You find other ways to feel the entertainment hours in your day and where you used to check back here daily for a new SMod you begin to check weekly then hardly ever at all.

    Looking forward to A Couple of Dicks but loyalty fades so hey, might be a rental.

    Signed,

    gimmeanewsmodorillbeasuck

  198. coffsyrup Says:

    New smod comin. Kev says on his twitter that mos is goin to jersey for the b day event of the decade I’m sure. Let’s all just get stoned.

  199. seamusisagirlsname Says:

    F*ck it, I’ll hear it when it lands. Nae rush.

  200. stewie Says:

    From Kev’s twitter feed: “SModWorld - a piece about SMod book: http://tinyurl.com/mkmefo Also, Scott’s coming to NJ for my birthday hockey game so NEW SMOD IS COMING!”

  201. bam goddam Says:

    This Smodfast is killing me, but I can feel some amazing Bruce Willis stories coming. Hopefully Smodcast isn’t a thing of the past. But this shits free, why are we bitchin?

  202. Cham Says:

    Me Want SMod…..! Me need Smod…..!!

  203. rometen Says:

    IDK about everyone else. but im actually enjoying the old SModcasts. sidechair and terroist pizza still make me crack up all alone in my car, during my commute to work.

    this is not a crisis. do what i did. cease this opportunity to revisit an old SMOD (besides harry scotter)

  204. davegeal Says:

    just downloaded all the smodcasts onto my brand new ipod :), and I just reminded me of why I love KS films, i’ve watched all his films and got all his live/speaks dvds, and he is so easy to connect with, and its not hard to see why his fans are so loyal to him. im so loyal im going to NJ in November from the UK by myself so I can see the Stash (by the its not the only reason), but just love SModcasts and everyone on it Malcolm, Walt, Brian and Scott(who I think must have a Movie in him…somewhere) just thought i’d say how much of a fan I am love your work. Dave Geal

  205. Let's Go Sox Says:

    I Hope there is going to be a SMod this week.

  206. Kim Says:

    Well, it’s not a SMod, but it’ll pass the time anyway! http://www.cubeecraft.com/cubee/silent-bob

  207. Bray Says:

    From Twitter “SModWorld - a piece about SMod book: http://tinyurl.com/mkmefo Also, Scott’s coming to NJ for my birthday hockey game so NEW SMOD IS COMING!”

  208. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    First!!!

    wait, no…….. 204th!!!

    Yesssss!

    cmon people, stop whining already.
    Kev knows he could have taken a couple hours out of his day at some point in the last month to record a podcast with just about anyone, just to get you all by without breaking into tears. He hasn’t. He has more important shit going on. Shit that actually pays.

  209. joe_me Says:

    Hey Hey. New smod on the way? Or so i hear. Very nice i cant wait. Here is a suggestion that no one has said yet. Check out Preston and Steve”s podcast from WMMR 93.3. Its up every day by 1:00 p.m. est. Real funny shit never turned someone who isn’t dedicated fan now. So check it out.

  210. joe_me Says:

    O and quit bitching So its been a while you know it will be a good one they alway pay dividends for the wait. Still i dig all the funny comments.

  211. Gsm1981 Says:

    New SMod tomorrow nite people! The SModfast is almost over! HOORAY! Kevin said so on Twitter.

  212. Rusty Says:

    Happy Birthday Kevin! great SModcast! looking forward to the next one.

  213. berserker Says:

    from twitter:

    New SMod tomorrow night. Was gonna spend the day putting it together to get it up tonight, but hey - it’s my fucking birthday. Screw work.
    about 4 hours ago from web

  214. Let's Go Sox Says:

    Let’s hope he did a few with Scott.
    Happy Birthday Kev!

  215. JENKEM_SNIFFER_5000 Says:

    try the adam carolla podcast to fill the void. it’s not quite smodcast, but, some are pretty damn funny.

  216. C.S.L. Says:

    Happy Birthday Kev! Thanks for the flicks and SModcast!

  217. justin Says:

    Happy Birthday Kev.. has it already been a year since the Prom?

  218. Mark Says:

    yeah listening to old smods can be the way to go, some of the oldies I feel are so much better than the new ones. Sadly it felt as if they were just hitting their stride again prior to the break. And to whoever said they were traveling to Jersey from the UK, I forced my family to rent a car while visiting NY so we could drive down to the stash and quickstop.

  219. Mark Says:

    Justin I think it’s been two years since the prom. He turned 37 in 07 I think.

  220. Mark Says:

    Jenkem I actually suggested the Ace man a few weeks back, to be honest I think he’s winning me over. helps that he also puts one out 6 days a week.

  221. Brad Says:

    Here is an idea for all those whiners or those that feel they are owed. Why don’t you create your own fucking podcast to listen to while there is a Smodfast. hell you can even call it “Smodfast: A podcast to listen to while Kev and Scott doing important shit”. That way instead of having to read your lame comments we can listen to a few new casts to keep us busy. if enough people do it there might be a few good ones. Also you’ll only have to do it once in a while.

  222. Eggzie Says:

    Yeah, the Aceman does a pretty good job filling the SModcast void. I was real reluctant to listen to something different, but Adam and gang are pretty funny. The Dr. Drew and Jimmy Kimmel ones are always top!

  223. Chairman Mal Says:

    http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2007/12/24/smodcast-42/

    Why not make smikipedia in smodfasts? (9 minutes in)

  224. SilentMewesDNG Says:

    First- To ChairmanMal, the idea sounds good in theory, but the problem is with the people who populate such a site. Karl Pilkington, of Ricky Gervais fame, had a site dedicated to anything and everything Pilkington related. It’s pilkipedia.com I believe. Now, the site on it’s own is great. All the info you could never need to know. The problem is the forum on said site. It is occupied by a litany of snotty little English shits(and a small handful of people of other nationalities) who apparently built the site and therefor have a God complex about their pathetic amount of power. They police the threads. They have a “Rules” page that basically brags about how free form everything is and they don’t censor much, but all they really want to do is build a nerd colony and faun over the occasional teenage girl that wanders in. It’s quite sad really. There are one of two people over there that are worth talking to, but not enough to lift the stain of douchery.

    Second- To everyone talking about Adam Carolla’s Podcast, thank you. All he wants right now is for us to spread the word about the show, and this is a good way to do it. I really think that as Kev gets more into mainstream movies we will see alot more of these smodfasts. Adam’s Podcast is the wave of the future. Things I like the most about it are the constantly changing guestlist, the dependability(so far), the stories from guests of how their career started and the journey they took to get where they are now, constant references to donnie jerking off in Adam’s garage, and that fact that right now Adam is paying about 10 grand a month to do that show. He cant make money from the show becase of his contract with CBS through the end of the year, but he believes in the show so much he is paying a shitload of out of pocket money to keep it going. His new Carcast is really good too, but im not much of a gearhead.
    I also really like his rants about everything under the sun.

  225. Mark Says:

    Not to mention the ones with his childhood friends. I was so happy to hear he started podcasting, I was a huge loveline fan but was never up or was in school during his morning radio show.

    As for brad, yeah it’s like people forget why they started likeing Kevin in the first place. I know for me personally it was his movies, the Smod was just an awesome sideline event. Now with the realization that other good podcasts can fill the void I personally am all for giving him a couple month break, complaint free, so that he can keep doing what all of us really want to see from him.

  226. FuckYou Says:

    If you are looking for something else to listen to during this smodfast, there are two other good ones.

    I Love Movies
    Never not Funny (Video and Audio versions)

    both available on Itunes.

  227. Justin Says:

    Don’t worry everyone, I’m sure we’re all going to be refunded for all this missed time….

  228. Pat Says:

    Are people actually irritated that Kevin is busy making a movie and doesn’t have time to do free shit for them? Asses.

  229. Alan Says:

    No offense but the only thing more annoying than bitching about no new smod, is people bitching about people bitching about no new smod. You know what’s even easier than doing either? Doing nothing. Then downloading the new smod when it does come out.

  230. Bob Says:

    need more smod

  231. Phill Says:

    kev said on twitter he was going to put a new one up yesterday but didnt bother because it was his birthday, which is fair enough, and that it would be up tonight so it shouldnt be to long before we see a new smod.

  232. joe_me Says:

    Hey Alan no offense but the only thing more annoying is someone bitching about people bitching then telling them to do something that they them selves are not doing. DICK!

  233. Gabe Says:

    blah well I guess the SMod-fast continues. I was hoping to get the new one today cuz I just started school again. I need something to drain out my teachers. haha oh well the I guess I’ll have to wait

  234. Alan Says:

    I’m just glad that somebody caught the irony in that. :D

  235. Sam Says:

    I love how eager we all are for a new smod. we just love kevin and scott so much!

  236. Slice Says:

    You gotta love the Cacophony line.

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