SModcast 82
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 82: Sacrilicious! -
In which our heroes go back in time to fight McCarthyism. (Please note - there was some confusion on the title/description on this episode - All is now correct)
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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April 12th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
booyah, early this week! nice.
April 12th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Firsties!
April 12th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
First.
April 12th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!
April 12th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
finally it has come. i shall shmoke for celebration.
April 12th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
MMMmmmmmmm. lovely smod
April 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
FIRST!!!!
April 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
It always cheers me up to hear a new one. Luckily, I have horrible short term memory so I’m able to listen over and over without realizing it.
April 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Thanks fellas. Happy Easter!
April 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
New SMod! Awesome. Keep it up Kev and Mos!
April 12th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
kevin you need to watch two girls one finger,one guy one cup and exstreme pain olympics
April 12th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Four firsts and none of them are first, that’s funny to me. Better luck next time. Or maybe just don’t worry about being first. Your call!
Thanks for the smod guys, I’ve been looking forward to this.
April 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
also can you watch them on smodcast because that would be awsome it would mak a good cast
April 12th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Thanks Kev!
April 12th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
yyyyyyyyyesssssssssssssss!
April 12th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
yes new smod!!!
April 12th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Yeah, Brand new somdcast!
April 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Not First!!!!!
Happy Easter, all you Smodder’s out there!!!!!
April 12th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
EIGHTEENTH!
Anyway, new smod, woo! Something to listen while I work out, huzzah!
April 12th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
EIGHTEENTH!
Anyway, new smod, woo! Something to listen to while I work out, huzzah!
April 12th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
This is what I took away from this cast….
Traveling to get to another state to go to church. That’s crazy.
Traveling to another country to play road hockey. That’s just good common sense.
April 12th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I hope this is on itunes soon. i cant wait!
April 12th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
This is the best Easter
April 12th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Early!
April 12th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Sunday Smodcast? Hooray!!
April 12th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Jenny McCarthy wasn’t on Remote Control. wtf was Kevin smoking? hahahah
April 12th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
thank god for smod
i thought i was gonna have to pay attention to class tomorrow
April 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Any ideas what the announcment will be?
April 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
For more info on Easter and why we celebrate it, I give you Jesusophile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCBRuFK7Fwo&feature=channel_page
April 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Why do people want to be the first to comment on things. Is internet credibility that simple? Does being first to comment make you a bigger fan or something? I just don’t get it.
April 12th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
first
April 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am
haha.. all y’all tools who call out “first”… crack me the hell up…
~Dan
April 13th, 2009 at 12:28 am
This was surprisingly informative.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:35 am
I usually enjoy these, but please don’t talk so much about these silly myths.
April 13th, 2009 at 12:38 am
@Gillian
That is exactly what I was hoping for
April 13th, 2009 at 12:56 am
another hilarious smod. i have an account over on the other board, but this board is much more convenient. i watched dirty love on dvd a few years ago. it sucked! terrible film imo. even more so now that kevin brings up this story about jenny.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:07 am
Nice Kev, love the SMODs.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Jenny McCarthy was on Singled Out, not Remote Control.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:32 am
first
April 13th, 2009 at 4:08 am
Yes! A new smod! I’ve been so depressed since my girlfriend broke up. This should cheer me up a bit.
April 13th, 2009 at 4:24 am
last!!!! f u all!!!
April 13th, 2009 at 5:02 am
Sweet! Thanks, guys. I’m trying to savor each new SMod, not sure how many we’ll get once Kev starts shooting.
April 13th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Last times infinity…..I win
anybody following Kevin on Twitter?
He’s the only reason I joined, he updates shitloads everyday
April 13th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Awesome SMod guys. Thanks again for the entertainment. And props to Mr. Baker. It was not Remote Control…that was Adam Sandler…and I believe Carolla as well? Jenny McCarthy was on Singled Out…also on MTV. Carmen Electra replaced her.
April 13th, 2009 at 8:07 am
dude itunes?
April 13th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I love theology with Kev and Scott. But, Kevin should really read “Lamb: The Gossiple According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal” by Christopher Moore. (As should everyone else.) It’s a hillarious roast of Catholicism.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
At the risk of being glib:
Bitches be crazy . . .
Burn on, Bluntman. Burn on.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
To bring over a point from the last thread, Calling Mr. Smith by Kev, or Kevin: What else are you going to call him? Fat man, Actor/Producer/Writer/Stand up chimp Mr. Kevin Smith? I mean this is the internet, isn’t this supposed to be the downfall of the english language? So some of this stuff and fall by the way side.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
anyone else notice the description for this SMod changed from something about a Puss-Hole to fighting McCarthyism?
April 13th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
FIRST!!!!!!
April 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Yeah, I did too! Interesting…
April 13th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
not for nothing, but a lot of the venom for Landis was due to the kids that got killed, because they were evidently working within illegally, Landis knowingly skirting US labor laws so as to move ahead the shoot. ’s just what i heard, though. ’s just what i heard.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Regardless of the circumstances, Landis will probably be haunted by that until the day he dies, so I’m willing to let it go. And hopes that if Sidney Lumet can make a comeback, that Landis, Carpenter and Dante can make one more really good movie.
As for Jenny McCarthy, I hope this SMod can set the record straight once and for all and that they can bury the hatchet. If the “Me and My Shadow” blogs can inspire a piece in EW about Mewes’ rehab, then hopefully the SMod can do the same.
April 14th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Hey Kev, after you said that you weren’t attracted to Wayne Gretzky sexually, I immediately thought of this song. I figured you should give it a listen, it’s worth the odd sort of laugh you’ll get out of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-X6DjRpMPs
April 14th, 2009 at 11:05 am
totally unrelated to this smod, but i dont have the 2 bucks to join view askew! kevin, you aint going to keep weight off going on a shake diet, its silly. its just going to all come back when you go off them and shakes arent really that healthy anyway- they’re just sugar, protein and vitamins thrown in. its hard because you seem to hate healthy food…but I reckon thats the key. get scott’s wife to cook you up some healthy meals that don’t taste healthy! sorry it’s none of my business but it kills me when I hear you talk about your shake diets and I don’t think you should resign yourself to an early death, a fate you seem to think is inevitable but is very much not if you change a few habits…
April 14th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Is it just me, but does Smith now do a sweet Rogan imitation? Not that there is a problem with that…
April 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
When is this going up on itunes?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
“Sometimes dreams die, sometimes dreams are drank”
April 15th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I think Jenny Mcarthy walked into the room with the self consciousness of being “the playboy chick” to audition for a bunch of young dudes making a film. She had an obvious pre conceived notion of “these guys just want to look at my tits and aren’t taking me seriously/they just called me in because they saw me in playboy etc.” Cut to her walking in, Kevin makes the half joke about the amount of people in the room. She takes the joke as conformation that he’s in on it/he called all his friends to see the playboy chick, and she get s offended, i.e. he doesn’t respect women and just brought her in front of a bunch of guys to be gawked at. Which is funny considering his joke was meant totally opposite of that and in attempt to make her feel more comfortable. If anything it seems like K was the one most uncomfortable in the room in that situation, which again, is funny and ironic.
All that said, she is legitimately not funny.
She is hot and abrasive. People misinterpret her abrasiveness with humor because she is hot.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
itunes please?
April 15th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
is there a reason why feedburner doesn’t get updated right away when a new episode is released?
April 16th, 2009 at 1:14 am
When will this episode be on FeedBurner?
April 16th, 2009 at 1:19 am
At Doug:
If Kevin is in Jersey then going to Ontario which I’m guessing he is, than that isn’t very far at all really.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Still not on FeedBurner? Damnit, man! What if I’m outside a wireless network? I want it to be there so I can enjoy SMod goodness no matter what. (And yes, I am aware that I could just download it, but it’s the principle)
April 16th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Here’s a clip from Dirty Love that has the scene which is supposedly criticizing Kevin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-68XB1CN4E&NR=1 Clearly there was a huge misunderstanding on Mccarthy’s part.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Always look forward to the SMod! Thanks.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
so im sure some people already know this, but i figure id put it up for anybody that was interested, a while back kev was talking about how one of the weinsteins was saying the ultimate jay & silent bob movie would be them up against the modern monsters, and i found this on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3EpbVmqD4A&feature=related
April 16th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Fuck, so Kevin is a Twit Twat now to? I’m really losing interest in these guys. And Kev, can you please not start the show high, you’re incoherent.
April 16th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
@ Disappointed:
You seriously had trouble following the intro? Fuck, if it wasn’t for your passable grammar, I’d think you were high yourself. But no, your post is pretty damn coherent. Just one thing, though. Next time, can you please make proper use of a comma and replace that last one with a semi-colon or a question mark and capitalize the next word? You’re annoying.
April 17th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Awesome! New smod! Dont listen to the haters Kev, they are just douchebag tools. And by the way DO start the show baked EVERYTIME its hilarious and more people should get baked because then our nation wouldn’t be the hyper overstressed paranoid post 9-11 nation that we are today. Not to mention hemp has dozens of uses that could help our economy and is also useful for alternative fuel. Support norml.org to help the fight!!
April 17th, 2009 at 7:38 am
DO GET BAKED KEV! Everyone should, its a great stress reliever and people wouldnt be so tense and stressed if they did. Not to mention hemp has many uses like alternative fuel sources. Help our NORML and fight the fight!
April 17th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
SMOKE DOPE. FUCK THE POLICE.
April 17th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Jenny McCarthy is a renowned idiot. She is the leading voice in the anti-vaccination lobby, a bunch of anti-science loons. Google ‘Jenny McCarthy Headcount’ and you’ll find a sight which lists the amount of people affected by her idiocy.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Assgasm - “Jenny McCarthy is a renowned idiot. She is the leading voice in the anti-vaccination lobby, a bunch of anti-science loons. Google ‘Jenny McCarthy Headcount’ and you’ll find a sight which lists the amount of people affected by her idiocy.”
It’s “Jenny McCarthy BODY Count”
April 17th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I’m Jewish and I never understood Easter or Christmas. How does a giant bunny, marshmellow ducks, colored eggs, and a zombie (Jesus) come together?! And how is a drunk 300 pound guy breaking into your house giving you candy and presents equal the birth of the son of god? Christians should take a note from the Jews: less is more. Eight nights that a candle stayed lit — eight nights of lighting candles. Moses frees the Jews from Egypt — fast during the day then eat a shit load at night. Just make it simple, no need to make it crazy.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:30 am
BME PAIN PLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING
April 18th, 2009 at 1:30 am
BME PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING
April 18th, 2009 at 1:32 am
BME PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:33 am
BME PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING’
April 18th, 2009 at 1:34 am
BME PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING/
April 18th, 2009 at 1:35 am
BME PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING/.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:36 am
B.M.E PAIN OLYPICS MAKES GLASS ASS LOOK LIKE NOTHING/.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Fuck Easter, there’s more serious issues- like why doesn’t pot get my high any more and why haven’t I acheived sexual gratification since I hooked up with my now ex girlfriend.
Cool Smod tho…
April 18th, 2009 at 3:06 am
I don’t think anyone has a problem with Kevin being a stoner…it’s just him being high while podcasting that people have a problem with.
Admittedly, I feel as though Kevin is a lot more clever while sober. I even remember him telling a story on a previous SMod about how he stopped smoking weed when someone told him he wasn’t funny anymore. I kind of feel as though that still applies.
But whatever, it’s ultimately his decision, and I’ll keep listening either way. SModcast is my favorite podcast, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.
April 18th, 2009 at 4:28 am
Uh…Good Cast.
I really don’t care who smokes, who gets high, how long it is, or how long of a wait it is for the next episode.
You’re not me, and i’m not you. We are however, both fat.
So, right on.
http://www.omgcast.net
April 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Hey Kev I love the Smods and hope you keep them coming. It’s amazing to me how many people still misunderstand marijuana in this country.
Looking forward to the new Bruce Willis movie you’re working on. Are you going to find a place for Mewes in the new flick?
April 18th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
@Toney Baloney
Well said dude, I think you hit the nail right on the head with your comments on Jenny Mcarthy and her take on the Mallrats reading session. She is hot though
April 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/
I wouldn’t be concerned with her opinions. She is a crazed self absorbed mommy knows best drama queen. And it would be the first thing she has “made up”.
April 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Just another reason for people to STOP JENNY MCCARTHY!
http://www.stopjenny.com/
April 18th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
best episode ever.
April 19th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
haha with 6 mins left you can hear a bong goin.
April 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I’m a laid off Detroit steel worker and Smodcast has been a great source of free entertainment during a tough time. Thank you so much.
April 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
The book of John Landis’s Trial is called Outrageous Conduct, and it’s a hell of a good read. It should be read in film class. I may not have the righteous indignation of one Malcolm Ingram but I do dislike Mr. Landis, though I’m sure by now he’s learned from it.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 am
jenny mccarthy is batshit crazy,it’s obviously.vaccines made my son autistic.what with all the imaginary mercury.well done for apologising but seriously fuck that bitch.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:36 am
also don’t vaccinate your children and clean up the gene pool.raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
October 14th, 2009 at 2:39 am
Nice job spamming jackass..didn’t even spell Olympics correctly..
January 4th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
From everything I’ve seen auditioning must be a terrible thing for actors to go through especially for a woman in a room full of guys obviously only interested in her because she was in Playboy. So I can sort of understand why it must have been a horrible and humiliating experience for Jenny McCarthy but it’s too bad that it never seems to have occurred to her that Kevin Smith and Scot Mosier were just these young inexperienced guys who got put into a situation which they had no idea how to handle.