SModcast 81
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 81: Satan’s Dookie. -
n which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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March 30th, 2009 at 12:02 am
yes! new smod!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:02 am
nice. thanks guys.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:03 am
yay new smod
March 30th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Thank you Kev.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:04 am
fuck yes.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Nothing says “Procrastinate and stop studying” like a good ol’ Smodcast. Thanks, you magnificent bastards.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Yay! Thanks!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
i finish some homework and this appears. thank you god.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
bout time tnx guys
March 30th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Oh hell yes.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:10 am
hoorah hoorah! Can’t wait for Brantford in June!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Niiiiiice… can’t wait to check it out, missed my smod-fix last week. Cheers.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:12 am
FUCK YES
March 30th, 2009 at 12:18 am
So worth staying up for.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Hooray! New SModcast! Listening to SModcast is my favorite thing to do during my commute to work in the morning. Thanks Kevin & Scott, keep ‘em comin!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Awesome new smod. Earlier than usual for me atleast.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Thats F’d up, I live in Edmond, OK. 30 minutes from Shawnee, Ok.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Thanks!! Time for the funniest hour of my week.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:06 am
“Takes all my effort not to cry!”
hahaha!!! Mos…. yous guys are toos funny!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:28 am
yaaaaay smodcast! no better way to end spring break
March 30th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Dirty Pretty Things!!!!!!
March 30th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Excellent Q&A Friday in Vancouver. I wonder if you talk about Tory and his nakedness in this Smod.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:10 am
congratz on the brantford thing
March 30th, 2009 at 2:33 am
Great Q & A on Friday, Kevin.
Tori’s dick was way better than Dr. Manhattan’s.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Yehaa! About time for a new Smod. My life has been so boring without it. Also, if anyone wants to check out a cool entertainment related podcast check out http://www.coolshite.net
March 30th, 2009 at 3:35 am
@Lost -
(cont. from Smod 80)
Dude, don’t stress him. He’ll come around if he’s not a complete dumbass. Right now, just focus on what makes you happy (like your writing, maybe?). I know it sounds cheesy as shit, but you’re much more likely to be able to think through this if you’re in your happy place than if you’re in your frustrated place.
Just remind yourself that if he doesn’t come around, he’s a dumbass, and who wants to date a dumbass?
So sayeth my Transitive Dumbass Theory (patent pending).
March 30th, 2009 at 4:12 am
I’ve been up the entire night writing my dissertation, its due in at 5 by which time I will have been up for 27hours… If I somehow don’t pass out straight away, I will be immensely happy to reward myself with this Smodcast. Thanks guys
March 30th, 2009 at 4:27 am
Thanks for the birthday present.
March 30th, 2009 at 4:29 am
I live in Hamilton, like 20 minutes away from Brantford and am looking forward to my fine team of young canadian ruffians kicking your ass. Just joking, glad your coming out!
March 30th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Minority report.
March 30th, 2009 at 7:48 am
great title.. can’t wait to listen to it!
March 30th, 2009 at 7:55 am
Haha.
I Just read the Spider-Man/Black Cat Comic(Evil that men do) and I have never read a Nightcrawler comic until this day.
But the german words are hilarious!^^
As a german I can say, that words like “Lebengebrochennacht” oder “wenig taktreisender” don’t make any sense. But that makes them even more fun to read^^…maybe I should get some Nightcrawler issues, just to see if there are more words like that.
So…and now I will listen to the Smodcast…maybe you will talk again about some nazi stuff and try to use some german words;P
March 30th, 2009 at 7:55 am
SWEET! This is EXACTLY what i needed for work on Monday morning after a weekend of partyin my arse off.
Thanks Kev and Scott, you guys are truly saints (well, except for Scott because hes a agnostic heathen *just kiddin*)
March 30th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Snooch to the nooch!
March 30th, 2009 at 8:37 am
LEMME GET UP IN DEM GUTS . . .
March 30th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I never usually download off here, i usually wait til its on itunes but i’ve waited too long…. gonna get it off here.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Good SMod… a great way to start off the week…
~Dan
March 30th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Would you like a portion?
March 30th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
lol, “Congratulations, you will live…the rest of your life in jail!”
Great smod, waiting two weeks was torture.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Smodders, I NEED YOUR HELP!!
On the real, I traded in my motarola Q for a blackberry curve…. And now I can’t seem to download 81…. Anyone know what I’m doing wrong or if there is a sub site I should try?
March 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Thanks for the SMODS. laugh to tears. Kevin, saw your Q & A in Calgary, AB and know your affinity for Canada, so if you haven’t seen the Tim Hortons commercial at Canadaland amusement park, here is the link. When I saw it, I thought of you. Keep the SMODS coming!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdyD7ef7VVo
March 30th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Does anybody know the name of the song that begins about two minutes into this SModcast? Sounds like early bubblegum Beatles…
March 30th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Yes!!! I love SMOD
March 30th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Haha just noticed the ad for the walter gretzky tourney, congrats on getting in guys!
March 31st, 2009 at 2:34 am
Yes, i may have hw to do but i also have a smodcast to do… ok whatver, thank you guys for making these. They really bring joy into my mondays (well tuesdays).
March 31st, 2009 at 3:19 am
Love me some Smod, but technically Canada’s national sport is lacrosse, but in reality we all know it’s hockey, kind of how Baseball is America’s “Past Time” but everyone knows football is the real deal
March 31st, 2009 at 7:01 am
brian
You might try using a different browser. Do you have Opera Mini installed? I think they make a version for Blackberrys.
You might also be able to enter the URL of the download directly into your current browser.
You might also want to go to a Blackberry forum and see if there are any work-arounds or hacks that might help
I don’t own a Blackberry, I still have a Q9 so I’m sorry I couldn’t be of more help.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:34 am
My Tuesday has started off Fantastic!!! Got a new Smod to listen too and Jason’s new podcast! The heavens are smiling down on me today!!!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Why isn’t this on itunes yet?
April 1st, 2009 at 3:56 am
there needs to be a smodcast from the bench of puck u.
April 1st, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Anyone seen that show Reaper? Watch the pilot, its exactly the same except with a hotter chick, and Sock is the best character on the show…
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 am
Kevin’s impression of Tom Cruise is made of fucking gold.
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:02 am
is the iTunes feed of SMODcast always a week behind… or is there some way to fix that?
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Minority Report as a cuationary tale about free will, and not about corruption in government, as Smith and Mosier say.
If memory serves, the very thing the title is named after, the minority report is an alternate furture reality, in which one of the precogs see an an alterntive future that belies what the other precogs see. And because there exists a possible alternative reality, one in which the possible murder may or may not occur, the murder is not set in stone. In fact, the movie implies strongly that the murder doesn’t happen until after it happens.
The engineers of the precrime program hid the minority report from the public to ensure the program’s legitimacy in the court of public opinion. They lead the people to believe the system was free of flaws. When the public finds out that it’s not accurate 100 percent of the time, THEN they shut it down.
I give Smith and Mosier a D minus.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Normally I “right click” and save these. For some reason it’s saying cannot find site. Thoughts?? A Little help??
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 am
theyve been a week behind for maybe a year now, sorry gotta come here for the new ones
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Marco- D minus???
A+ for the image of Kevin slapping the taste out of Colin Farrell mouth.
SModcast has never been the home for facts and accuracy.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@Tyson Elder
if Tory the Naked Guy gets no mention on Smod, you can relive the entire experience here:
http://www.vimeo.com/3901828
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
i think it’s good that scott has starting to fully come out of his shell and stopped being just kev’s sidekick. he’s been on a roll recently and on this one he was scorching hot.
also, marco, if you have listened to smodcast long enough you would know that kev & scott tend to be factually wrong on a lot of things and alot of the factual errors tend to spin off some wacky scenarios,skit&train of thoughts that is one of key things of the show.
April 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
@SmodFan47-
You may be right with the “Transitive Dumbass Theory”. More right than I would like to accept. And writing isn’t what I love, my mac has crashed 2 times in the past semester and I’m sick of loosing papers. The blog is a great backup system. Film is the passion.
On the plus side, we’re speaking again. Not the same as before but it will have to build back up I guess.
Thanks again for the advice.
April 6th, 2009 at 12:15 am
I’m eagerly awaiting my SMod. Where is it guys?
April 6th, 2009 at 12:16 am
I’m eagerly awaiting. Where is it guys? I’m not being impatient, but still…
April 6th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Where’s the new smoooddddd?! =(
April 6th, 2009 at 2:24 am
sad…No 82
April 6th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Hope we get 82 this week.
April 6th, 2009 at 4:25 am
WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY???????
April 6th, 2009 at 4:26 am
No 82
Why?
April 6th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Fuck yeah, more naked Tory.
April 6th, 2009 at 6:55 am
This is not very Gretzky of you Kev.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Looks like SMod will be up tomorrow, at least that’s what Kevin is saying on the board.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Kev’s gettin ready for a Couple of Dicks, so he probably aint too concerned about a new smod right now. Good luck!
April 6th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Lost - About the Mac crashing two things, if you don’t have an external firewire drive by now you deserve what you get. Lose your data once, shame on the MFG lose your data twice shame on you, lose your data thrice - you’re a blooming idiot.
Secondly if it is a 600Mhz to 1.42 Mhz Ibook you will eventually lose the logic board so a backup is a necessity. The GPU will de-laminate from the logic board and will need to be repaired or replaced.
** I think I’m in love with April B, a more apt line has not been read of these eyes. Pure comic genius.
April 6th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
The not so silent Bob,
Romance? In my SModcast 81 thread?
/it’s more likely than you think
April 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Don’t want to be a tool, love me some smod, but over here in England we’re the same as the states…innocent until proven guilty. It’s the French who make you prove you’re innocent…
April 6th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
thanks for the vimeo!
April 6th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
If Kevin is busy working for the man, he should get Walt and Brian to do a SMod… Or them and Malcom… Or just Walt…
April 6th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
hahaha, now we can just dangle the fact that he isn’t Gretzky in front of him. Kev’s probably the first to point out he isn’t Gretzky.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Gettin’ the shakes, where’s my SMod!!!! Good thing we all don’t pay or we’d really have a reason to bitch!
April 7th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Awesome, I’m glad to hear about the BluRay releases of your flicks. I just got done ripping your movies to my media server, and was wondering if Id be able to do BluRay rips soon!
April 7th, 2009 at 12:29 am
So? im waiting!
April 7th, 2009 at 1:09 am
Does anyone know where the quote “we should probably cross our dicks too” is from. I think it might be the Clerks cartoon.
April 7th, 2009 at 2:41 am
nothing new. What is a girl to do?
April 7th, 2009 at 6:11 am
@ gillian
Stick with the old I suppose
April 7th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Similarly, it isn’t Gretzky to bring it up in front of him.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:07 am
@ Fool
Its from Clerks II.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:44 am
SModcast alleviates the crushing agony of my severe depression for at least an hour a week (more if I listen to it repeatedly {which I do}]. You can listen to my mediocre SModcast inspired podcast here: http://web.mac.com/marxmith/marxmith/PODCAST/PODCAST.html
April 7th, 2009 at 10:02 am
I lived in the UK all those years and didn’t know you were guilty until proven innocent. Way to go, dumbass. The US version of ‘Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat’ (the burden of proof) comes from British Common Law.
I love the show, but every now and again Kevin’s head takes a shit.
April 7th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
All this talk of Gretzky is really ironic; as The Great One and his team (PHX Coyotes) were in L.A. this past Sunday.
Gretz participated in a ceremony honoring he and other past Kings greats, prior to them dropping the puck.
I suspect Kev was there and decided on some ‘me’ time. Rather than recording a fresh Smod. Plus the guy has other things to do as well.
Besides, Baseball Season has just begun; NHL playoffs are only another week away.. Be happy.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Hey Gang,
When should we expect the new smod? It’s a weekly feature correct?
April 8th, 2009 at 12:37 am
sorry guys, but I just read this a few lines back and had to be the immature one in the room to point it out…
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# Charles Says:
April 6th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Kev’s gettin ready for a Couple of Dicks, so he probably aint too concerned about a new smod right now. Good luck!
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I can’t believe no one else caught that. Kev is gettin ready for a couple of dicks. You people are in such SMod withdrawals, you are loosing your senses. Please, Kev, for the love of god, help these poor bastards out.
April 8th, 2009 at 1:51 am
@Jason
SMod (in theory) is suppose to be a weekly affair, but sometimes there are long breaks in between postings.
While this may be frustrating to people it does make things all the more sweet when a new installment finally gets posted.
Sometimes Kevin gets busy doing other things. As Peter J. stated above, Wayne Gretzky was in L.A. on Sunday. Do you think Kevin would miss that? Not a chance. Then today it was his wife’s birthday. As you can image he was probably busy celebrating that with her.
SMod will come eventually. Then we’ll forget all about this short wait.
For those that don’t know. You can visit the Viewaskew Forum every Sunday and read for yourself whether or not there will be a new Smod. Kevin is pretty good about keeping us apprised of the situation.
April 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am
MewesCast!!!
It’s not bad…a little crude (audio quality wise), but it’s the first one. The intro is great. I can see potential. They just need to work out the kinks.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Redirect to the SModcast archives should be working fine now.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I love when people refer to Kevin Smith as “Kev” or “Kevin”, as if you all know him personally. He doesn’t care about you, hell he doesn’t even know who you are. Stop posting information about what he does like @theotherbilly…”Sometimes Kevin gets busy doing other things”…”Do you think Kevin would miss that?” (reference to Gretzy being in L.A.) Please stop talking like you are his representative and just check back every once in a while to see if there is a new Smodcast. You are not his agent, shutup and stop pretending to be his E-Friend.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Juice….. Seriously???? You sir, are sad.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:56 am
fyi juice, kev think’s you’re a douche
April 9th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Could it be that just saying ‘Kevin gets busy doing other things’ is easier than writing out, ‘The writer, director, sometimes editor of some movies that I like, whome I have sadly never met, but goes by the name of Kevin Smith, is reported to have said through a third party whose sources of information are usually trustworty, that he is sometimes busy doing other things.’
Just seems easier to assume that when I, or anyone else, call him Kevin or even Kev, the rest of the peole on this thread will know who we are talking about.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Hey Juice, It strikes me that you’ve read this entire thread all the while telling yourself that you’re better than the rest of the folks who post here. Why did you read the thread at all? After all you could have taken your own advise and just checked to see if a new smodcast had been posted. You’ll likely reply by saying that you read it all to make fun of the people who’ve already posted. Oh and since Kev and I are such bosom buddies I think I can safely say that he probably likes the fact that his fans feel a personal connection to him since it leads them to buy way more of his merchandise. I doubt that any of the people who posted here are delusional or stalkers; they’re just devoted fans excited about a new piece of content from our good, true, and close friend Kevin. Oh, and in your attempt to seem more formal, you left out ole Smitty’s middle name. If you really wanted to seem different from the others who post here,you should have referred to K-Dog as Kevin Patrick Smith. You pathetic lurking weirdo.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
@Juice
Thanks man (or are you a chick?), I really needed a good chuckle today, especially since there isn’t a new SMod to bring me laughs.
Keep the comedy coming!
April 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Hey Juice, I can pretend whatever I want!
April 10th, 2009 at 6:23 am
Juice, you are pathetic. That is all.
April 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
new SMod soon!!! the boss says on twitter recording and smoking…good thing we’re way ahead of him on this off friday.
April 11th, 2009 at 1:42 am
There’s going to be an Easter Smod! Hell yeah. I really enjoy the holiday SMods. They are very informative
April 11th, 2009 at 3:03 am
speaking of those who care, Malcom Ingram showed up to the bloor’s first “live on 35″ film tonight, and he is awesome.
Here is hoping that a new smod show’s up within the next 3-5 days.
April 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Kevin on twitter:
Banked two SModcasts with Mos. First one will go up Sunday night (Easter SMod). After that, we’ll have to Skype them, since I’ll be in NY.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
what’s kevin’s twitter handle?
April 12th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
there will be a new smod tonight, ken plume tweeted “Mixing tonight’s SModcast. Oh, the music in this one was a joy… Spot the jokes!”
May 14th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I have long enjoyed the Smodcast, and I appreciate the fact that it is free. But this shouldn’t mean that suggestions can’t be made from time to time.
Here is one from me: Please, for the love of god, will you stop yelling so much, Mr. Smith. It is so annoying and so pointless. Do you not realize how close you are to the mic? I don’t think the mic is incapable of picking up your voice if you just keep it at a reasonable level.
I don’t know what volume to keep my speakers on, because not long after turning it up, there goes our esteemed host blasting out my eardrums again. Isn’t it a bit hypocritical, yelling at Shecky and then turning around and yelling into the mic?
Maybe Shecky is barking because she’s mad at you for yelling so much.
September 24th, 2009 at 6:43 am
Any Mighty Boosh fans think Mos’s Colonel Sanders sounds like Old Greg?