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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 79: Paging Doctor Bejerot -

In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comments:

65 Responses to “SModcast 79”

  1. Brian Says:

    Woo! New Smod

  2. Jack Says:

    Can’t wait to listen to this.
    Thanks Kevin and Scott and the gang for making smods!

  3. Michael Robson Says:

    WOOO new smod its 4:57 am in the uk and I can’t sleep so I’m going to pop this on now!

  4. JIC93 Says:

    SWEET

  5. S Says:

    You don’t understand how much I needed this.
    Thanks guys!

  6. Ken Derrick Says:

    Yay.

  7. Mark Says:

    yesss!

  8. Fred Says:

    Fuck yes, now I have something to listen to on the way to work.

    These are so addictive and entertaining, Smith & co should get an award or something.

  9. steve Says:

    new smod!!

  10. joshshorty Says:

    i feel like such a dork waiting up for new smod when i should be sleeping

  11. Michael Robson Says:

    Woo I’ve got it on right now, going to climb back into bed now and listen to this. Click my name and check my blog if i get some hits i’ll actually update it lol

    Good night everyone!!

  12. mavlee Says:

    this is a great birthday present

  13. adam styles Says:

    kick ass.

  14. Michael Robson Says:

    Bit of harvey bashing going on this week Now I must not type again and must get to sleep lol nite again everyone

  15. Bruce Wayne Says:

    I love this podcast! The drive to work in the morning when there is a new SModcast, is one that i actually look forward to…

  16. chris Says:

    very nice

  17. Landon Johnson Says:

    Once again, thanks for the smod, Kevin And Company!

    (i dont wanna be a jerk, so thanks, Kevin, Ken, Mosier, Bryan, Walt, Malcom, Jen, and Harley)

  18. John Rodriguez Says:

    Awesome! Mosier is back, and the mood is high.

  19. Ben Says:

    Thanks so much! You always help me get through my week.

    Too bad you can’t find a way to RSS the new episodes on the release day that won’t cost you a bazillion bucks. Maybe libsyn? Lots of broke podcasters use it. Just a thought.

    Thanks!

  20. Erebos Says:

    Thanks

    you made my day

  21. Dj Snoogins Says:

    KS ROCKS BITCHES!

  22. Nick Says:

    RIGHT ON~!

  23. gillian Says:

    SMOD SMOD SMOD :) yay yay yay. and i was so well prepared for this one too.

  24. Forsakenzoul Says:

    YAY!! god i love these SModcasts!!

  25. ZoSo Says:

    happy late birthday scott

  26. russ Says:

    i’ve actually stumbled across kev’s script for “superman lives” (http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/superman-lives-script.html) -

    “EXT. TOP OF BUILDING - DAY

    The Boy is set down lightly on the roof. He opens his eyes, which
    then go wide. Before him stands SUPERMAN (um… 90’s style),
    licking his hand.”

    ha! 90s style

  27. Tim G. Says:

    The upside of being awake this late on a Sunday. SMOD! Thank you guys!

  28. claus kanstrup Says:

    Kev…. Are you high in this smod ??? ^_^

  29. POSTY McPOSTERTON Says:

    Excellent…

    Isn’t Kevin *normally* high on these? *sigh*

    ~Dan

  30. Dave E Boy Says:

    In this episode of SModCast, Kev talks for an hour about how he doesn’t like telling the public about what he’s doing.

    Love it. Senile Journeyman is awesome.

  31. RJM Says:

    school sucks but smod makes it a good day

  32. Dobber1 Says:

    Put up the soundtrack listing, c’mon man, get on board with the information age.

  33. Christian Says:

    Kevin, quit dropping your fucking fist on the table.

  34. yort Says:

    new smod sweet, is it three in a row yet, is that a record or something

  35. Charles B. Says:

    Kev yelling at the dog is sooo fuckin funny.

    Love these informative smods. Thanks guys. I for one am proud of the progression of Kevin Smith thus far.

  36. Jame Gumb Says:

    God… again with Zach and Miri. Why doesn’t Kev understand that the movie failed because it was marketed as a comedy, and was just an empty shell with no laughs or anything meaningful?

  37. Mike Says:

    Hey kev and Scott what’s your gamer tags

  38. Kim M. Says:

    No JameDumb the movie failed because it was released on HALLOWEEN up against a friggin SAW movie. Duh! It’s the one time of year moviegoers are going to see a horror movie, not a comedy. And the Weinsteins were retarded to not see that. It’s almost like it was set up to fail. It’s a damn good movie though. Hella funny with a nice love story. Nothing empty about it.

  39. red jack Says:

    No comment on the Weiguang (Canada Bus Killer) trial Kev?

    Thanks for the candid Hollywood inter workings Kevin-fascinating…

  40. gobosnc47s Says:

    Fuckin’ A NHL 09 Kicks Ass!

  41. Jack Says:

    Landon, you forgot mewes, your mosier elderly-journeyman-esque senility has failed you. Should probably thank the dog too. And the sponsor while you’re at it

  42. EnragedPlatypus Says:

    Jame Gumb Says:”God… again with Zach and Miri. Why doesn’t Kev understand that the movie failed because it was marketed as a comedy, and was just an empty shell with no laughs or anything meaningful?”

    Uhm, because it /was/ a comedy and it was funny?

    By the way, just so ya know… Sound’s like you didn’t even see the movie. There’s a whole fucking love story behind it illustrating the complications and what not that can come up in relationships while doing funny, new shit throughout.

    Although, if you want to go on keep thinking that way… Go ahead, just know that eventually a very Kevin Smith like person, possibly someone at comic-con, will come running up to you and kick you in your balls.

    I have foreseen it.
    My will be done!

  43. Ry Says:

    I just got smodded all over, theres smod dripping down my chin onto my chest. I need more walt.

    Also if you guys like hearing people talk shit for a while (which you do) I invite you to check out “Eclecticast”

  44. cheveuxgris Says:

    Cool smodcast.

    Looking forward to seeing A Couple of Cops!

  45. joe Says:

    Pay for my transportation and let me be on that hockey team! I’m from Minnesota so you know I can play.

  46. mikeyw Says:

    props for the smod.I have seen the reader, and I am the only person out my friends to have seen it.

    also to “ry” I had a listen to that eclecticast thing, It’s pretty cool but needs some background music

  47. Peter J. Says:

    Today is my BIRTHDAY :-) and I was born in 1979. So this is pretty cool for me.

    It’s great to see you turning a corner and growing as an artist, Kev. It helps me to see, that we all have room for growth.

    EA- NHL ‘97 (Genesis) is my favorite hockey game EVER!!! KEEP KICKIN’ ASS, GUYS.

  48. Dennis Says:

    Good one! Keep em’ coming.

  49. Vamptonius Says:

    Good Luck with the new flick Mr. Smith. Do the job YOU’RE happy with and I will find it wonderously amazing. Do the job you think others expect however, and not only will you hate it but probably others will agree with you. But then people are a bugger aren’t they? cd.

  50. Themaninred Says:

    Mr. Kevin Smith i know that sometimes you talk about fucked up shit on the internet. I stumbled across a website that is devoted to that stuff. It is Called Shockingtube.com and if you want to check it out. It is wrong.

  51. alex Says:

    mallrats/watchmen trailer!
    hilarious
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk9Wxqx4aHc

  52. pguniverse Says:

    awesome smodcast!
    little correction from a indignant canadian:

    we DID burn down the whitehouse!
    consider your flag captured.

  53. alan Says:

    only recently started listening to smodcasts,listened to 55 in the last 3-4 weeks there just arnt enough free hours in the day cant wait to listen to the rest.

  54. Andy Says:

    http://cbs13.com/watercooler/Paraplegic.Man.Suffers.2.958151.html

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  56. RJM Says:

    New Smod this week

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  58. Vamptonius Says:

    Just listened to the end of it. The Jason Priestley bit is just too funny “…the ball’s NEVER going to be there!” Comedy Gold! cd.

  59. The Don Says:

    Some say Babe Ruth was pointing to a kid in the stands and not at the fence (FYI).

  60. Nick Redmond Says:

    love the smod. I was thinking of starting my own site w/a podcast, and I have to admit that you guys are the inspiration behind it. I have always said that a good friend and a pipe is all you need for great comedey, and frankly, you guys have set the bar once again. Thankfully it’s not out of reach.

  61. Fishboy Says:

    Would anyone happen to know the what the song is that is playing at the beginning and end of this podcast? Would love to find it…thanks!

  62. Agincourtdb Says:

    the song that’s playing (in the ad anyway) for the last few is actually the theme for The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

  63. molly Says:

    i’d never heard that side of you when you were screaming at your dogs.
    it was pretty dark and scary, kev.

    love you guys.

  64. Ali Says:

    I think they should do a smod where they’re both dressed in fetish wear. Not tell anyone and release the photo a week later.
    That would be great.

  65. j Says:

    you were right about the name for zach and miri and you will be vindicated on a couple of dicks . plus the indignant Canadian should be in every single one of your future movies

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