SModcast 74
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 74: Rurally Gay -
In which proctology is discussed at length.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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January 27th, 2009 at 1:49 am
My prayers were answered! Thanks!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Yes a new smodcast! Thanks, I can listen to it on the drive to work tomorrow!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Hooray!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Bad Ace
January 27th, 2009 at 1:50 am
YAYYYY!!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:51 am
goddamn!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Awesome, new smod. Downloading now!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Hooray! A new smodcast!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Lets see how high Kev is in this one…
January 27th, 2009 at 1:52 am
the lords have spoken.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:53 am
the lords have spoken. WATCHMEN MARCH 09′
January 27th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Another shit-centric episode, eh? Right on.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:54 am
awesome, thanks!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:11 am
hoorah! this makes up for a very long and tiring weekend.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:22 am
i’ll be honest, I’m listening but I haven’t been able to get through more then a few minutes without skipping a head. Just not my taste….
(dont get me wrong, still love smod and all the work that Kevin & Scott put in!)
January 27th, 2009 at 2:31 am
YEY!!! I’m in the uk its 6:40am and I can’t sleep just saw there is a new smodcast so instead or listerning to an old one to try and fall to sleep to I will listen to this.
Not that their boring! I just find it easy to sleep with noise in the background!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:53 am
my day is gonna be a lot less boring
January 27th, 2009 at 3:39 am
Never disappoints.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:51 am
NEW SOMDCAST…… FUCK YEAH! (in team america theme song tune)
January 27th, 2009 at 4:01 am
SModcast is going to some really dark places while Scott Mosier’s in ‘Nam. Curious.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:16 am
is the glassass.com website not working for you as well?
January 27th, 2009 at 4:28 am
YEAAAAH!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:18 am
Thanks for another smodcast. Love the show!!
Malcolm i’m on your side…Kevin, I have to say that it sounds a little forced when you try to make Malcolm look bad.
keep up the good work!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:47 am
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/34/TMIL1208.jpg
everything comes full circle. that doesn’t really count as a pun, does it?
January 27th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Ear guy - Split Dick - is the ever so intelligent Shannon Larratt, founder of http://www.bmezine.com, once the best body modification website. He is now running his own website called http://www.zentastic.com, covering everything from body modification, kit cars and art, to his dreams of a rural home.
January 27th, 2009 at 7:18 am
no bitching about waiting, no talking shit about kevin’s supposed dope habit… just very appreciative that two cats I like have taken the time to share something awesome with us for free….
January 27th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Laughingly, I HAVE to agree with Malcolm this time. (ONLY about the Split Cock thing. “Just b/c I suck cocks, doesn’t mean I’m a deviant.”) Splitting your cock is F’N creepy, whether you be gay, straight, or trisexual.
Kev, at times like this, it seems you’re Bi-Curiousity is no longer peeking…
And @mumblyjoe: Agreed.
January 27th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Holy Shit! When does Scott come back? Kevin needs an anchor to keep him in the funny and out of the cringe-inducing.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Awesome… and it didn’t take forever to download either…
~Dan
http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/
January 27th, 2009 at 10:33 am
It has literally gotten to the point where, if i don’t have a new smodcast to listen to on the way to work, there is a 90% chance I’m calling in sick.
Thanks Guys.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Only 1 day late. Way to go WEED!!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 10:44 am
This was a messed up Smodcast. I couldn’t even listen to the whole thing. Also, i have to say i agree with Malcolm 100% on the cock splitting thing.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:44 am
*hurghrrr* *hurghrrr*
That’s the sound of me throwing up at work. Good god…
The internet is a very bad place and should be burned down immediately.
Also, was Malcolm one of those kids that went to the “special” class in school? I’m not calling him retarded, but sometimes I just don’t know.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Dam those videos where F’N horrific.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Kev really talks down to Malcom sometimes, comes off as a dickhead
January 27th, 2009 at 11:10 am
TWENTY NINTH!
Really though, Smodcast is good times.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Yeah…gotta agree with Malcolm.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
malcom saying the split cock as being messed up is true. kevins argument was people pirece there ears but they dont split them in half.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Wow. Just wow.
At least i have new sites for some friends to check out!
And nightmares for a while.
Thanks SodomCast!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
yeah, I would feel better if it were a hoax. I’m sure with sugar glass, blood capsules, and the like it’d be very possible….
but it’s been a while since I’ve been this queezy….
January 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I’m surprised Kevin had a hard time reconciling the fact Malcolm identified with a woman possessed of an insatiable need for cock.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I understand Malcom’s pov you are grouping these split cock folks onto his team. I am sure in the end he would beokay with it but a mutilated cock is pretty messed up. yes if someone wants to do it go ahead.
I think he is wrong on the horse cock thing because I would still think its wrong for anyone to perform bestiality and I think he was joking when he said it was okay. Her saying she does like it means nothing to me
the shocking one to me is that he says he is ok with the horse cock thing
M
January 27th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
They talked abot ‘Glass Ass’ on Opie and Anthony too, its also called 1 guy 1 jar
January 27th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Unless you’re from an area of the world where cock-splitting is fairly common, I’d have to agree with Malcolm -you’d have to be mentally ill to do it. It’s far more gruesome of a thought than watching a woman fuck a horse. I think I’d run out of the room too if some dude showed me his mutilated dick.
Very funny episode guys. Malcolm is hysterical! Keep up the good work!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
COME BACK TO ST. CLOUD KEVIN, WE LOVE YOU!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
i love Malcolm
January 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Im just wondering, how many people, besides me, listen to smodcast when they go to sleep every night?
January 27th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Thanks for the new smodcast. Glassass.com isn’t working but you can witness the horror at http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
January 27th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Awesome, they got my post about glassass. That’s made my day.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Sorry Kev, I’d have to back Malcolm too.
I was also mightily relieved when I went to glassass.com and it wouldn’t load.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I love these recent episodes. The cringe inducing stuff is great! I’ve been hoping for some Malcolm and Kevin only episodes and this was exactly what I wanted…
Thanks guys!
January 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I agree with other posters it has gone to a dark place. Not my cup of tea either, I’m not a big Malcolm fan. Not on his own at least. I like some Walt, some Schwalcast, Even some Bri-Bri, and who isn’t all about the Mos. Its just one of those things - gotta cut out at that thought, I’m going to get some sex.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I think Kevin’s next movie should either be Aquaman or The Catcher in the Rye.
January 27th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
thank goodness.i’ve been having the worst week!
January 27th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
gay sex.
January 27th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
GlassAss.com… OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sound of that glass bursting and grinding will haunt me forever…
January 27th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Awesome I this will make studying a hell of a lot more fun!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
try Skype for instance. higher sound quality
January 27th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Kevin, you come down against sex with animals that can’t communicate consent, which I agree with. My question is how do you feel about apes that have been taught to sign. If a gorilla signs: “Amy..good..gorilla..Amy..want..in..ass” would you begrudge that request.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:05 am
So, if Malcolm wants to see girls have sex does that mean he’s not all the way gay? Or does the fact that he wants to see them have sex wiht animals just mean he’s all the way fucked up?
Oh and by the way, it’s totally reasonable to judge someone for splitting their cock. I just don’t think they should be called mentally ill. mentally ill people don’t need that stigma.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Holy fuck that video is the most vile thing i have ever seen. ooofff….. Nice to have a new smodcast however. Thanks Kev and Malcom.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Beep bop boop! Are there any robosexuals?! Great smodcast as usual!!! Domo Arigato!
January 28th, 2009 at 12:55 am
i don’t think you should judge people for doing something that doesn’t hurt others
January 28th, 2009 at 12:55 am
i don’t think you should judge people for doing something that doesn’t hurt others.
January 28th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Whats the song at the start of smodcast?
January 28th, 2009 at 2:07 am
omfg i can’t believe you talked about “split dicks” for the first fucking 10 minutes. HORRIBLE.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Kevin, you’re actually acting as if you should encourage people to “split their dicks,” would you ever encourage someone to cut their arms all up.. or commit suicide? Malcolm was absolutely right, if you mutilate your dick you probably are really fucked up mentally.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:31 am
This SMod made me feel ill.
January 28th, 2009 at 9:50 am
This was the darkest and most disturbing SModcast ever. This is also an interactive SModcast. I will never forget this. This is a true classic. And by the way, I side with Kevin.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Sugar-glass wouldn’t have sufficient rigidity to shove a jar (made of it) up yer ass.
That shit was real. I will be flabbergasted, if that dude ever tries this same stunt again.
Kev is a Leo, so it makes sense that his ego gets the better of him, now an’ then.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:36 am
It is more disgusting to have a split dick. A woman saying she wants a horse’s dick is not as disgusting, that’s kinda hot. HOWEVER, actually following through with it is disgusting and, obviously bestiality. But how many times have you seen another animal hump a different species? It happens because of a sexual drive; animals sometimes perform sexually on other animals. It’s nature. Now, how many animals have intentionally mutilated their own dick? I am not a biologist, but I have yet to see an animal do that. Therefore, I side with Malcolm on this. But they are both gross.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I forgot to add..
I think Kevin’s next movie should either be Aquaman or The Catcher in the Rye staring Kurt Russell.
January 28th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
That’s not a very fair statement. Kevin never advocates for or encourages “split dicks”. He simply states he’s not judgmental towards people who decide to do that, citing that he’s met and worked with at least one person who’s undergone that procedure.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Question. Why is the RSS feed about 2 episodes behind the iTunes feed? This is ep 74 the most recent rss feed is ep 72
January 28th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
the glassass website isn’t working for me
January 28th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
i’m with Malcolm. splitting cocks if utterly fucked up.
January 28th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
and keep the Malcolm smods coming! i like the gay/canadian /bear perspective on things.
{i’m still with Malcolm on Kurt Russell. he won his case with the “Backdraft” poster comment}
January 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
A friend of mine once showed me a video called “cock chopper” where a guy chops his own balls and dick off.
I am now considering taking out my own eyes.
January 28th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Kevin, I usually agree with whatever you say but this time you are way out of left field. Comparing a biforcated cock aversion to malcolm getting meagerly excited by the thought of a woman debasing herself with a horse dick is absurd.
I think Malcolm hit the nail on the head by pointing out that self mutilation is usually a sign on mental illness. You dont just destroy the symbol of your manhood like a 13 year old girl getting her ears pierced. Something has to make you think that its a good idea, not just for an hour, not just for an afternoon, but for the remainder of your days you are a freak who has severely lessened his potential sexual future.
Getting turned on by a chick wanting to get fucked by a horses dick is so much more middle-school by comparison. Malcolm likes huge penises, therefore a girl who cant get enough big ones would appeal to him.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:12 am
How perfect is that, in the same week that I saw glass ass, you talk about it. I think that video is one of the worse ones. Its tied though with the guy who did the BMEzine pain Olympics:
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/trashy-media/9150-bme-pain-olympics.html
I’m surprised though that you guys didn’t touch on the 2 girls 1 cup thing, cause that’s defenitly some gross shit, women have done.
By the way, it was too short! I wish it went on longer, it was too funny!
Much Love,
Prairie girl, Regina, Saskatchewan,
-Alex
January 29th, 2009 at 1:45 am
I shudder at the thought of a biforcated and agree with malcolm 100% that that’s just totally fucked up.
I’d MUCH rather watch a chick fuck a horse. Or even a dude fuck a horse (though I couldn’t bring myself to follow along with you guys today).
January 29th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Is it weird that I was not grossed out by this smodcast at all?
Our second podcast is up!
http://podcast.loserstatus.com/?p=30
Hope you enjoy
January 29th, 2009 at 2:49 am
blaaaauuuuhhhhh, lets not do this EVER again!
January 29th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Guys glassinmyass.com was more fucked up than 2 girls 1 cup, but this one actually scared me, seriously it takes a serious set of stones to watch this
http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8
January 29th, 2009 at 10:30 am
How are you even supposed to suck a biforcated dick, do you put both the pieces in your mouth? Suck one part and jerk of the other?!! How do these guys fuck?!
That was one of the most disturbing Smodcasts in a long time. GlassAss… geez.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Sorry Kevin I’m a regular listener and usually don’t feel the need to comment on your podcast but… dude, there is no way that mutilating “ciclops” can be defended regardless of fetishes or cultural background. That stuff is just as f**ked up as the mutilation of the clitoris in some African countries… and in those countries it is usually done as a “tradition” (for lack of a better word) but still, you can’t advocate that behaviour. You just can’t.
I’m with malcom all the way.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
MALCOM IS SHOCKING!!!
January 29th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Wow. This is the first smodcast that I simply could not get through. At about 25 minutes I felt a combination of boredom and disgust.
It’ll be nice when Mosier gets back and we can resume discussion of hypothetical situations where Kevin makes Scott admit he’s gay.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Naw man, the worst, worst, WORST video online is Spankwire.
Glassass, bent though it may be, still has a vibe of “Silly” to me.
Keep up the great work in any case. (And Malcolm! Finally saw STGB! Very solid.)
January 29th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
http://austriantimes.at/index.php?id=10795
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun”
January 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Have you seen Dr. Horrible’s sing-along blog? Close in themes to dark knight?
January 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Malcom I think would just have the split dicked dude suck him off and then leave when it was his turn or some shit. But, why be into a video of a woman sucking off a horse if you’re gay? That’s weird.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
If Kevin and Malcom have identical laughs, does that mean Kevin laughs in Canadian?
January 29th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I don’t see why you guys are so put off by a split cock. It’s just a cock, that is split. Big whoop. 99% of you will go your entire lives without seeing one, or prior to this smodcast, ever hearing of one or even someone who knows someone who heard someone see one. You’re all putting the penis on a pedestal.
That said, this was a tough smod to get through, but it was worth it just to hear Kevin, in a subtle context, say to Malcolm “hey, you’re gay and have no morals. Suck a bifurcated cock you heathen.”
Definitely a memorable smod, if not for all the wrong reasons.
January 30th, 2009 at 1:47 am
I’m not at all surprised at whatever Malcolm thinks anymore.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:30 am
It is easily more shocking that he thinks it is OK if the woman really wants to be fucked by a horse. A split dick is quite a ways from the norm and I find it understandable that he wouldn’t like it.
January 30th, 2009 at 5:46 am
You’d be surprised what women watch, Kev and Malcolm. You’d be very surprised.
January 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am
as long as it’s consensual then i’m pretty much unopposed to anything, i wouldn’t want them fucking with my shit, missionary though it may be.. at least compared to this shit.
wow, that messed me up, i’m not watching these, as i already regret 2 girls 1 cup.
love the show,
-question everything
January 30th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
That thing that happened with the horse and man happened in Enumclaw, just outside of Seattle. For a real trip try watching the documentary “Zoo” it’s quite a mind fuck!
KNEEL BEFORE SMOD!!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Malcolm was and continues to be a fucking embarassment. Kyle Rae should kick his ass for being the International SMod-representative of proud village folk like myself in the eyes of casual respected listeners.
And as a recreational ‘user’ - Kev is quickly becoming (for those who have followed for some time) - the best ‘anti’ message in quite awhile.
Bordering on depressing…hoping Scott will talk some sense into him.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I just came home from having Lasik Surgery and the first internet video I peeped with my newly laser-shaped corneas was Glassman. My eyes have entered a brave new world. The 2 guys 1 horse was a pleasant chaser to the horror of Glassman, (or what I like to call a poor man’s Faces of Death). Thank you Kevin and Malcom, for making Smodcast the first interactive Faux-snuff viewing Podcast! You guys rock! Send Scot my love.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
My apologies, I meant Glassass. Too many painkillers make for bad message boarding.
January 31st, 2009 at 3:34 am
The Truman Show link isnt working for me, but i think i know what the link is. its the BME olympics. prolley just as bad as glassass if not more imo.
January 31st, 2009 at 5:00 am
what is the deal with the downloads not working…
January 31st, 2009 at 5:26 am
It refuses to download on iTunes
January 31st, 2009 at 10:18 am
You say that Mr. Hands never had a documentary at Sundnace. Well, the funny thing is, he did. - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/
January 31st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Not downloading on itunes…. waaaaaahhhhhhh!
January 31st, 2009 at 3:45 pm
What ever happened to the ‘Sponsered by ThinkGeek’ intro bits?
January 31st, 2009 at 8:52 pm
lmao, Roman is right, they did make a doc about that dude, forgot about that. to amjac: ThinkGeek had to pull all there sponsors because of the economy and whatnot from what kevin said.
February 1st, 2009 at 2:36 am
What on earth could Malcolm have done that would make you think that he would want to suck a split dick? Not only is that gross but the person clearly has problems, and they might even end up slaughtering Malcolm and eating his dick to get off. Or just mutilating him while he is alive. While fucking horses is bad split dicks are worse.
February 1st, 2009 at 3:01 am
when will the porno commentary be up??
February 1st, 2009 at 3:49 am
i’m more shocked by malcolm saying he’d rather watch the horse fuckee if she says its ok. isn’t that enough to get ousted from the gay community? haha
poor malcolm…everybody busts his balls
February 1st, 2009 at 1:18 pm
More websites!!!
February 1st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Malcolm said he wasn’t into beast porn but said he’d watch a chick getting fucked by a horse. Hmmmmmm?
February 1st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
The movie Zoo follows the story of the horse fucker. Check it out.
February 1st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
dudes name is kenneth pinyan. he has a wiki entry.
February 1st, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Kev’s clearly the Randall of the Kev/Malcolm relationship, and the Dante of the Mewes/Kev relationship. Kev acts like Randall in the flying car, getting all indignant with Malcolm practically duping him. And to say we’re all victims of watching clips like that when Kev encourages it, how many hits does ass glass get after he mentions it. Smodcast does however fuckin’ rule.
“Dr Death let’s go”.
February 1st, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Sooo, any new SMod tonight?
February 1st, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Geh, I have to agree with Malcolm, girls (or at least me) do NOT want to see some of this stuff! One of my friends sent me a link to the guy with the jar AND DIDNT TELL ME WHAT IT WAS! and it was horrible 0___0 hooorrible.
what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Best. Smodcast. Ever. And no insult to Mosh, but Malcolm is gold! More Malcolm please!
February 1st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I bet at least one of the people above me god a boner / wet from glass ass.
Also, Kevin, I love you, but Malcolm is right and you are wrong.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 am
Mighty fine Smod I may say
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 am
I disagree. Malcolm was funnier when he was trying to maintain some dignity but now that he’s embraced his douchebag-who-makes-wild-statements persona, he’s not as good. Now it just seems like he’s doing it to get a rise out of Kevin. I’ll be glad when Mos comes back. Or if Jennifer shows up again.
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:16 am
I’d rather have a Tuesday morning SMod with Mos than a Monday morning SMod with Malcolm.
Slaptrackman (and all other dipshits): Go find out for your self, asshole.
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:21 am
By the by, Smith is in toronto for a q+a and if anyone has an extra ticket to sell ( even one would do!) I would buy it in a heart beat.
( thats also probably why there has not been a new smodcast up yet this week)
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:07 am
It’s great to have Kevin because he watches all of the horrible shit I do not want burned into my memory and reports on it.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:13 am
Woo smodcast! (anyone else getting slow download?)
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I agree with Malcom about the Bifurcation, but the women and the horse, oh hell no.. well maybe i’d watch it once..
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Forget Mr. Hands, I am still busy masturbating to the close-up of Mewes’s full-moon ass in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Gotta say, Kevin, you’re misunderstanding the Facebook stabbying issue. You’re marginalizing this guy’s feelings and his crime of passion by reducing it to the result of a Facebook change. The medium is not important, the message is. She was saying “I’m no longer with you” and THAT is what drove him to kill her, not the fact that it was on Facebook. Don’t be so thickheaded.
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
While both videos are disturbing I think Kevin made them sound worse than what they are.
What the hell is all over that guys ass? Protruding veins?
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I never thought i would say this but i actually agree with Malcom Fuckin Ingram *shakes head*
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
When’s Scott getting back?
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
If Kevin and Malcom are freaked out by horse fucking and split dick than they haven’t been on the internet very long, have they?
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:46 am
scott came back yesterday. they recorded a smod today. kev said it will be up in the a.m.(couple hours)
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:07 am
Awesome SMod as usual Kev!!
oh ya and its nice to know that olympic gold medalists are indulgin a lil in the refer as well as u celebs =DD
GO MARIJUANA!!
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:44 am
how is the horse fuck not a gay act???? the horse is male!
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:36 am
I can’t wait for Scott to get back. He can tell us all about surfing in Vietnam.
/Charlie don’t surf!
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 am
“scott came back yesterday. they recorded a smod today. kev said it will be up in the a.m.(couple hours”
So, what the fuck happened?
February 4th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Love the father ted reference (my lovely horse song)!! brilliant
February 4th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I listened to this today when I was having lunch, i kept bursting into a muffled laughter with my mouth full of food.
Thanks for making me laugh with a mouth full of food guys.
February 11th, 2009 at 7:54 am
[...] a video entitled “Glass Ass” with guest host Malcolm Ingram. Check out the podcast here, if you’re [...]
February 24th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I’m English and we don’t smoke Silk cut !!
This is SO funny. Keep Rockin’ !!!
February 27th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Good god, man! I wish I had listened to the whole description of glassass before I hurried to the site. Kevin was right, some things you can never unsee. …must go watch things full of puppies and rainbows now…
March 1st, 2009 at 9:36 am
[...] a video entitled “Glass Ass” with guest host Malcolm Ingram. Check out the podcast here, if you’re [...]
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Favorite podcast ever. This was fucking horrifying and super entertaining. KUDOS!!!!
April 16th, 2009 at 5:19 am
blah to the occasional homophobia from Askewniverse fans, I never truly understand how that combination is even possible.
that said, I thought I’d note that my perspective is a gay female one, so take note, ^not remotely interested in cock.
I have to say I relate more to Malcolm on this topic, I also think he was saying that while he respected another person’s RIGHT to bifurcate their penis, he couldn’t psychologically reconcile it. There’s also an interesting dimension to this question, whether self mutilation can be considered a form of sexual violence, and if it is, does that pre-dispose a person toward other forms of violence?
I don’t find the woman-and-horse more shocking than the bifurcated penis, and I think there’s something to Malcolm’s assertion that if the woman established this was her particular kink, that it makes the clip more intriguing (I don’t know about arousing) but intriguing anyway. That seems kind of a double standard really, because the horse-and-man clip is so disturbing, but there’s not a slim difference between a orifice that’s designed primarily to pass waste and an orifice that’s designed with the ability to pass a human child.
keep pushing that envelope.
May 13th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I have stretched ears, many peircings and tattoos BodyMod is my kind of thing. I do not have a bifurcated penis and wont ever, genital Mods just arnt my cup of tea. That being said I see no difference between me stretching my ears to a size most people think is crazy and someone splitting there penis is to. Generally when someone becomes interested in BodyMod its because they feel Modifing whatever body part will make them feel better and more able to live a happyer life. Maybe wanting to go against everythign your taught on who you should want/try to be is a “mental promblem” but Id like to know how Malcolm feels about people who say being gay is just a “mental problem”. Maybe we can both be fixed…
May 16th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I cannot stand Malcolm. Why is it that the most loud, and opinionated are the most hideously uneducated? The guy sounds like a complete idiot.
As far the glassass.com thing?
That scream was added in post, and I believe there is something fake about this. There is no way in hell a glass jar can break up someones asshole and they have no reaction.
Oh, and some things cannot be unseen.
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Malcolm and Kevin both seem to have some pretty fucked up ideas about women prudishly balancing men’s supposedly more perverse sexuality. Which I guess is why to Malcolm a woman really being into bestiality would seem unusual and intriguing. They just don’t realize that women are just as much into bizarre shit as guys, if not even more so. Our society just puts women on such a high fucking pedestal that people can’t accept the truth.
There’s tons of mind blowingly weird shit out there on the internet being done by and for women if you don’t believe me. Then again it might be a generation thing cause girls today will do some extreme stuff that wasn’t very common if it existed at all not so long ago.