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SModcast 73.5

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 73.5: SMod-Half -

In which new ground is temporarily broken at the expense of sound quality.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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70 Responses to “SModcast 73.5”

  1. adn Says:

    first bitches. love SMod

  2. Marcos Says:

    This. Is. AWESOME! It’s a twofer, two for a nickel or in this case two for nothing. Hooray.

  3. Alex D. Says:

    is this like smod 73 remastered or like the rest of 73?

  4. POSTY MCPOSTERTON Says:

    Oh, so slow on the download… they’re CRAWLING…

    ~Dan
    http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/

  5. .~jamie~. Says:

    .5 fantastic thank you
    Hi michelle!!!

  6. Ken Derrick Says:

    Good God, you spoil us…

  7. The Don Says:

    Kurt Russell is totally a movie star. The stories by Malcolm, at the end, prove his judgement is questionable, at best. Plissken Rules!!

  8. kza (call me snake) Says:

    the best part was the escape from new york theme that was playing

  9. Alan in Wis Says:

    wooooooooooooooooooooo

  10. AG Says:

    Thanks for the double SMod Kevin. Makes up for the fact that it took me 4 hours to DL #72…

  11. Jiminy Cricket Says:

    Good looking out on the bonus SMod, sirs. So awesome!

  12. Peter J. Says:

    Malcomn laughs just like Hugh Hefner . . . I guess that’s not surprising though.

    Yah, Dreamer is a cool (tear-jerker) flick.

  13. SmodFan47 Says:

    Thanks for the extra Smod, guys, but have you considered the program “Skype” for long-distance Smodding?

    I was recently invited to participate in a podcast out of Chicago (I’m on the west coast), and when I asked about the issue of distance, “Skype” was my one-word answer.

    I don’t have first-hand experience, but as I understand it, it’s a fairly simple process that yields rather high-quality results (pending the quality of the microphones plugged into the computers).

  14. n0odles Says:

    That dude is on crack! Kurt Russel is totally a movie star, the Carpenter movies alone make him a huge star.

  15. SmodFan47 Says:

    By the way, Kurt Russell has been acting since the mid-50’s. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been working since before Orlando Bloom’s PARENTS were born.

    Nice try Malcom … now you’ll have to give up that other pinky!

  16. Mr. Graves Says:

    Lets give it up for Malcolm, doing the best impression of Gordo the righteously indignant canadian ever in his hatred for Kurt.

  17. gillian Says:

    nice!

  18. Arnold Says:

    Did I hear “video smodcast”???
    My birthday wishes have been answered!
    …or so I thought.
    I see no video! :S
    :(
    :’(

  19. howard Says:

    …as long as..goldy..shows..up..dude..it doesnt..matter

  20. Kevin from Maine Says:

    Thanks.

  21. ethan Says:

    they sound so high

  22. cjones Says:

    How f’d up is it that a stupid Kevin James flick filled with “fat guy falling down” scenes grabs over 30 mil on a weekend, and Z&M didn’t hit that big. Smith’s stuff is far more original, the masses have just become so dumbed down. Case in point, all the shitty tv based on half ass idiots dancing and yodeling and sitting in desks with 5th graders. Thanks for all the original stuff KS.

  23. Cucumber Jones Says:

    He said video SMod in the future, open your ears Arnie.

    Kurt Russell is more of a movie star than Val Kilmer, who is absolutely not a movie star. Goldie Hawn is not a movie star. Orlando Bloom is not a movie star.

  24. yort Says:

    .5 thats so cool wont get any work done today thanks K and S you guys are awsome.

  25. John Says:

    My god that is even dumber than the Canadian prime minister fiasco.

    He clearly said Kurt wasn’t a movie star without thinking about it, and is now defending it to the bitter end, against all rhyme and reason.

    Kevin, learn to recognise the signs… You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into. Let it go.

  26. doug Says:

    they sound like they’re both stoned lol but yeah nice two smods

  27. richard Says:

    “You are such a fucking obnoxious loser.” Awesome.

  28. D-Day Says:

    Ok. I love that these two are both blasted, yet they’re miles away from eachother.

  29. Hazard Says:

    The quality isn’t terrible, though it could use some tweaking. I really enjoyed this smod, Malcolm is always funny. You should record all your chats and post them up, assuming they’re not private.

  30. Carlos Says:

    Kev,

    first time im posting here, but hope this helps for the future podcasts, Skype has a nice quality audio and video so maybe I think that you could use that…
    I hope im correct cuz if im championing skype and its worst Ill feel like an ass
    lol.

    anyways, thanks for the smodcasts! they rock!

  31. Roling Gaspipe Says:

    to all those knocking malcom: you guys are fools! that man is hilarious! and he does make a pretty good point about ‘backdraft’. show him some respect.

  32. kza Says:

    ive heard podcast where the hosts were in different countries using skype and it sounded good

  33. kenneth hall Says:

    Kevin love the podcast but you have to call out Malcolm on the next show. Kurt Russell has a career box office of $1,054,491,609 according to box office mojo, Val Kilmer’s at $936,136,745 and they don’t even bother listing Goldie Hawn. So if anyone of them is a movie star it’s definitely Kurt.

  34. Jason Says:

    Malcolm is hilarious, whether you agree with him or not. Still funny as hell.

    Here is another point for you Malcolm:

    Executive Decision Kurt shared title billing with a guy that dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

  35. Weirdsmobile Says:

    Damn! This SModucopia officially exempts you guys from any future bitching about the length of time between SMods!

  36. Cucumber Jones Says:

    Malcom did make a good point about Backdraft, I was actually amazed. I find Malcom constantly annoying and obnoxious and I deleted this SMod from my HD as soon as I listened to it.

  37. gsm1981 Says:

    kurt russell not a movie star? malcolm should lose more than a pinky for that statement. still, bloody hilarious. malcolm should have his own tv show. i’d tune in. or, even his own podcast. that wood be awesome!

  38. Ian Says:

    Fact: Kurt Russel’s movies have grossed more than:
    Al Pacino
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Kevin Bacon
    Michael Douglas
    Robert Downey Jr.
    and many, many more. Dude’s a fuckin movie star.

  39. Jay Schizoid Says:

    That episode rocked.
    Malcolm is awesome you should have him more on Smodcast
    He’s a HEEEEEEATSEAKER
    And he’s right
    FUCK Kurt Russell, he’s a l0s3r. All his movies are lame
    I would never go to war with Kurt Russell as my leader, he’s like Nicolas Cage, an aging nobody just drifting through bad movies. Yech
    He did kind of ruin Death Proof but the great part was watching those chicks beat his Kurt Russell ass down into the pavemnent. KABOPOW!

  40. Alan in Wis Says:

    yeah… Fuck Malcom… and Ned down the street!

    I don’t know if Kurt Russel is a movie star, but I know he’s more of a movie star than Malcom is a director…

    And fucking 10 guys in 6 days? Jesus H… I hope he’s using protection…

  41. H in Toronto Says:

    Great Smod. I’m a huge Stargate fan, and though I wouldn’t call myself a fan of Kurt Russell, I liked 3000 Miles to Graceland, Executive Decision and Grindhouse as well.

    That said, I agree with Malcom. He’s not a movie star. He doesn’t sell pics.

  42. Scott Says:

    Never argue with an idiot. He’ll drag you down to his level then beat you with experience. Kurt has always been movie star to me. When Big Trouble In Little China came out, I grew a mullet to emulate him….In my defense I was 8, but it was still a sweet mullet.

  43. Joe Says:

    you shouldnt have no idea why you wasted your time melcom is a horriable guess

  44. Joe Says:

    Kurt Russell is a movie star

    Goldie Hon isnt she blow her way to the top like her daughter

  45. HairyTrucker Says:

    Friends don’t let friends use Skype!! I listen to a lot of podcasts and several of them use Skype regualarly. Crappy audio quality. Delays. Constant dropped calls. Please don’t do it. I would rather wait for the guys to come in “studio”.

  46. Redskull Says:

    Kurt Russell is a movie star ,this was the dumbest argument ever

    The Thing FFS !!!!

  47. Shrinky Jon Says:

    Dumb argument, but I could see Malcolm’s point. And what is SMODCAST with Malcolm if it is not dumb arguments?
    Will Smith, Cruise, Hanks, Clooney, Pitt etc. Actors who can open a film based on their marquee are movie stars! (AKA A Listers). I do like a lot of film Russell is in, but maketh a movie star does not.

    On sound quality, don’t care as we have the conversational quality as max! Maybe gifting Malcolm his own podcast equipment and a double recording can be merged during music layering to increase quality? The only danger here is that the masses will demand Smodcast regardless of where Mosier goes on his Hols.

  48. Jay & Bob fan Says:

    Please make just one more J&B movie. I think strike back was your funniest movie.

  49. Byrne42 Says:

    Say Sirs,

    Jus’ Wonderin’. What happened to the sponsor?

  50. Armin Says:

    Regarding the audio quality of online chat-sessions, here’s what I’d do (and what a lot of people are doing):

    Buy a cable that connects the line-out of your computer to that recording device you usually use. Use your regular Postcasting-Mic on Channel 1, record the computers output on Channel 2, and you’ve cleaned up half of the conversation.

    Alternatively if you’re really serious about audio quality you could do a “regular” recording on both sides, encode it to AAC 128 (which is sufficient) and send both files to the guy who does post to sync em. http://www.cycling74.com/products/soundflower is free and can be setup to record just the mic of the guy in front of the computer (instead of recording the entire Skype or iChat session). It’s not that difficult to do.

    To the guy who does the post: Whatever DAW or sound editor you use, be sure to use a plugin chain like this: DeEsser, Compressor (4:1 Ratio, Threshold depending on the levels, but I’d guess around -12 to -15 dBs, Attack 50-80ms, Release 300-400ms) and either a mastering limiter or normalizer to get the level up to around -3 db.

  51. Johnny D Says:

    Do u people accually think that kevin and Scott read these things, giving them advise on what sound software to use and addressing replies to them, like what are u thinking. Plus the only reason that u should leave a reply is to praise the smod and never to bag it.

    But kev and scott if u r listening, u should no that we are very greatfull of the hours of “work” (ie sitting around and talking) that u have put into making the smod, u have given us ours of entertainment that we are greatfull for. Keep up the good work so that we can listen for years to come.

  52. Evan Says:

    The image I remember from Backdraft was fire with Kurt Russell walking out of a burning building holding a child and an axe. That was the fireman silhouette on all the posters.

  53. Courtenay Says:

    At times Malcolm sounds just like Seth Rogen!
    Spooky.

  54. theotherbilly Says:

    Malcolm better watch out or Kurt Russel might Slap-Track him out of existance.

  55. k3 Says:

    Sloshedcast

  56. MrR0b0t0420 Says:

    Beep bop boop this really got my circuits going!!! Thank you for the smodiliciousness!!!

  57. soundwvae815 Says:

    Malcolm is very funny but very wrong.
    kurt russel is pro.

  58. Sean Says:

    The Thing, Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China, Grindhouse. He’s a movie star. He may have made a bunch of crap, too. But he’s made some cool shit.

  59. Kurt Russell Says:

    Fuck Malcolm Ingram.

  60. Onaje Says:

    Is there gonna be a new smod tonight?

  61. V Says:

    If I saw a guy living alone in a really nice apartment with sparse/no furniture and a really super nice computer I’d think he was a hacker. (or cracker, whatever.)

  62. j.woof Says:

    that seemed to work fairly well

  63. Gread Says:

    Malcolm …. Escape from New York!!! Big Trouble in Little China!!! Grindhouse (Death Proof)!!!

    You are so full of shit!

  64. Matool Says:

    Wow that Malcolm guy is annoying! I had to turn it off halfway through.

  65. Peter Says:

    Captain Ron is a great flick. Oh and I don’t think i like lofi smod

  66. Doug! Says:

    Onaje
    it said on the board that it’s gonna be up a little later than usual tonight and I have school tomorrow but it’s completely worth the wait lol.

  67. comatosefear Says:

    You all seem to forget the argument. A movie star is what sells a movie. Yes man is sold on Jim Carrey, not the premise. Valkyrie is sold on Tom Cruise. Death Proof (let alone Grindhouse as a whole) is not SOLD on the fact that Kurt Russell is in it. The Thing is not SOLD on Kurt Russell, it’s sold on the horror premise. There’s not a single movie Kurt Russell has been in that sells it because he’s in it, except Escape from LA, which was garbage. All his other movies are sold on an afterthought because they’re cult classics, not because of Kurt Russell. He’s an actor, but not a movie star (in Malcolm’s definition).

  68. Mike Says:

    I’m just getting caught up with my SModcasts after being on vacation.

    Is it just me or does Malcolm’s voice sound a LOT like Jeff Garlin from Curb Your Enthusiasm (he plays Larry’s manager).

  69. Taryn Says:

    hey guys, great smodcast. and i totally recommend Skype for long distance podcasting. it’s totally free (unless you call real phone numbers. but calling each others computers is free.) it’s a simple and easy program to use. I hope we see more of these. :D

  70. Raanan Elefant Says:

    I totally agree with Malcolm

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