SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 65: Captain Kev and Mister Scott -
In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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October 13th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Fucking A, sirs. Thanks for everything.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:02 am
finally maybe first!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Yes I’m happy it was eastern Midnight cause I don’t think I can make it to 3 today
October 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am
It’s here! Lunchbreak on SMod: Here I come!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Oh YES!!! It’s so nice to have smodcast back.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:10 am
My week can now begin on a positive note. You guys are brilliant. MOS IS MY HERO.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:13 am
My week can now begin on a positive note. MOS IS MY HERO!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:17 am
thanks a million, gentlemen.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Finally, the long drought is over, time go gets me some nutrition, smodcast style
October 13th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Thankd you sirs for yet another serving of SModcast goodness!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:26 am
downloading it now! check out pysih.com (people you see in hell. i think bryan johnson would like it
October 13th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Is it weird that I go back and listen to the old SModcasts when we don’t get a new one for a while?
Whatever!
I luv ‘em!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Sweet!!! Can’t wait to listen to this.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Calgary was amazing, sir. Totally worth the extreme back pain from sitting in the Jubilee chairs.
Thank you for one of the greatest nights of my life.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Fuck yes!! Something to listen to at the beach tomorrow.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:24 am
i just came a little
October 13th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Arrrr!!! Just in time for supper maties!!! Full steam ahead!!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:24 am
i just came a lot.
ty ilu
October 13th, 2008 at 2:27 am
just streamed it at work with my earphones… the excruiciating part for trying not to laugh out loud was when mosier was an alien with an english accent at the end. i kept picturing them in a supermarket.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Is anyone else having problems downloading? I get 30% though and it says the source file can’t be read.
I WANT MY SMOD!!
October 13th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Do you remember that movie/t.v. show Alien Nation? MAN, that show use to bug the Hell out of me.
I’ve studied the occult. People will spend their time doing the craziest shit. If the Pres. ever announced the confirmation of alien life on Earth, you can be there would be ppl worshipping them, shortly there after.
How funny, I was just listening to Smodcast 62. Well done, lads.
And BIG UPS to Ken Plume for that John Lennon tune. Nice selection, Sir.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:49 am
@ Bear Is Driving!:
“How can that be?!”
I listen to ALL of them from the beginning when we run into a drought… so no, you’re not weird… WE might be weird.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:38 am
The only thing I remember about Alien Nation was one episode (movie?) where the teenaged alien “boy” had to keep “cleaning his pipes” so he wouldn’t get extra-angry. Yes, Alien Nation making allusions to masturbation; just when I thought I’d seen it all with the drinking of lumpy milk.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I loved the alien stories man! I really believe someone knows if we are alone in the universe or not. This sounds like a (movie) cliche but I want to believe we are not alone.
By the way, you (anyone) should check that Brazilian-fart movie out on redtube. It’s hilarious! Just type fart as search query.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:06 am
THANKS! Please keep up the awesome work.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:29 am
ironman is the fucking bomb on bluray…i wanna build a fucking flying car now…
October 13th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
thank you Kev & Mos.
And yes, Mos is the man.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I feel the need…the need for SMeed.
Whoo new SModcast! This truly makes college worthwhile (along with a healthy dose of Malcolm-level factual inaccuracies).
October 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
You know i love you Kevin, but I really don’t think there is anything bush could do to make him win back the public opinion. Although, I’d totally love to see him pull out an Alien head and throw it at the press. I’d almost pay money to see that.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
One of the best so far.
What is that song playing @ about 27:50 with the acapella children’s chorus and drums? That song is trippy.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I wish you guys went back to talking about Satanists. The bit with Harley was really funny. After that, all the talk of aliens and George Bush felt like trying to recapture the awesomeness of pulling Bin Laden’s head out of a bag.
I don’t wanna sound ungrateful or anything but I’m assuming this is one of those “just trying to get one in the bag” type of SMods since you guys didn’t seem up to your A game. Or maybe it’s just cause of the brilliance of the past few SMods that this one didn’t do it for me. I like it better when you guys joke about a certain topic as opposed to just talking about it for an extended period of time ala “Massholes” or “Meat Curtains”.
Still, thanks for having one this week. Sorry if I came off like an asshole. You guys are still aces in my book. Hope you revisit the Satanist topic somewhere down the line. Also, here’s something you guys haven’t done yet, have a third person with the Kevin and Scott. I know, you did it briefly with Mewes and Harley so how bout one with Walt or Bryan for the entire hour. Also wouldn’t mind another one with Jennifer. I love her exasperated voice whenever Kevin said something TOO sexual (for her).
That’s about it.
Layt.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Wow dude… ya do sound a bit ungrateful. Oh yeah, and lighten up a bit.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Will do, chief.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I love the John Lennon music pick for the intro at the beginning.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Eh that wasn’t ungrateful, it was fair, and people are allowed to have opinions. Still entertaining(what Smodcast isn’t?), but one I probably won’t listen to again for a while
October 13th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I wanna see Kev and Scott wearing some of this ThinkGeek gear, they should be getting hooked up and posting pics on here and ThinkGeeks site.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Jeff,
It sounded like some sort of children’s choir version of Space Oddity by David Bowie
October 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Awesome boys, awesome!
October 13th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
>What is that song playing @ about 27:50 with the acapella >children’s chorus and drums? That song is trippy.
Langley Schools Music Project - Space Oddity
October 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
If the public ever found out that extra-terrestrials exist, they would probably react like they do in the film “Contact”.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Just thought this republican should mention that procreation isn’t even considered an option in our household. Sweet, sweet lovin’ reigns supreme.
October 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
50 million people in the US Kevin? C’mon dude. 300 million. 15% unemployment? Dude, don’t keep up w/ stuff do you? 5% unemployment. 15% would mean people flipping over cars and burning buildings down. Love the films, try to get w/ it.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
S’up, Smodcastians??
Waiting for the next ep?
Check out my podcast I made with my friends, please :]
http://www.theicepodcast.com
The first two eps are on iTunes.
Also
TANcast.com
Awesome show.
Love always, Smodcast.
Luke, 20, Liverpool, England.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Ugh.
Sorry that got posted twice.
It didn’t seem to work at first.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
im sure there will be plenty on the dvd when it is released, but how about a couple little anecdotes from the zack and miri set. for us loyal smodders. seeing all the ads on tv are making me anxious. you’re blowing up kev!! both in popularity and overall size! i think this is the flick that is gonna make you huge, professionally that is.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I was wondering if anyone would be able to recommend another podcast to add to my playlists. I currently listen to Smodcast, Keith and the Girl, and Juvenile Brain Trust (all great podcasts). KATG is daily, JBT is semi-weekly, and Smod is weekly, but I need something more to get me through my workday (since I have gone back and listened to each cast numerous times). Any suggestiong would be great.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:08 am
@ Ian:
Ken P. D. Snydecast
October 15th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Fantastic episode. I’ve been listening since the beginning, but I’m kinda pissed at you now. I have yet to receive my menage a trois.
Scott, you’re my new hero. I know you never read these comments, but if you ever happen to, I’d love to know if you’ve read Carl Sagan’s Demon-Haunted World. I’m a skeptic and I totally dug on what you were saying. All I could add to your arguments were more precise terms, such as Kevin’s argument that aliens might be real because that astronaut said it is called an argument from authority. We all tend to bow down to authority; it’s what makes the world work in some ways. But that doesn’t mean those authorities are always right. Also, if you listen to any podcasts at all, might I recommend The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe, which is about science and skepticism. And really funny.
Anyway, awesome show, guys! I love when you get into it a little bit.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:08 am
http://www.reporternews.com/news/2008/may/14/catholic-church-faith-in-god-alien-life-ok/
October 15th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Hey, does anyone remember which SModcast was the one where the hum the tune of ‘Live And Let Die’? I just saw the movie again and it reminded me of that moment but I can’t find it. I’d really appreciate it if anyone knows.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Kev, Just in Case no-one else has told you, your two “news” stories came from The Sun and The Daily Mail - these “news”papers are both rags, on a par with National Enquirer. I’m afraid both stories are most likely bullshit. Sorry!
October 16th, 2008 at 3:07 am
Mallrats the porno http://www.pokeherstars.com/bangjenn/bangpass/BP5mallrats1.htm
October 16th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Not horribly relevant, but since this SMod was on the topic of extraterrestrials, this sort of links up…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk9Wxqx4aHc
It’s a ‘trailer’ for Mallrats, putting it into a Watchmen-wtyle light. I thought it was insanely funny (as I did ‘Rate itself…), and assumed it was my duty to share it with the world, or at least whoever the fuck reads the ‘Comments’ section on SModcast 65.
Enjoy, sirs & sirs-ettes.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Hi Kev and Scott, my name is Santiago, I´m an Argentinian dude, currently studying in Czech Republic. I´m an animator, draw comic books and storyboards.
Yeah, kinda weird.
Listening to you guys, it´s like the everyday brainwash so I don´t forget who the fuck am I. But don´t missunderstand me, Central Europe is not like those stupid american movies where you can get a hitman and an Uzi for a 1 u$s. Really beautiful place, let me say. Don´t know why I´m telling this to you.
I´ve been following your movies since I was 15 (23 by now), I´ve listened all the Smodcasts. Scwallbach needs a regular spot, though. Her voice turns me on, and sounds very sweet when she sends you to fuck yourself.
About this Smodcast, I think that Nasa exists because of a massive money laundry from the US government. C´mon, do you think we really got to the moon, when Americans spent zillions of U$s dollars sending a flying piece of shit which best achievement is sending a couple 360 degrees images after 6 years of orbiting…? Gimme a break.
See ya. Looking forward to see Zack and Miri, if ever gets here.
October 17th, 2008 at 4:31 am
I forgot to tell you, in Argentina there are several underground religions which stand that Jesus was indeed an alien. I´ve seen many books with a cover with Jesus coming out from a flying saucer.
October 17th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Can’t buy better press than this. http://digg.com/movies/Zack_and_Miri_Make_a_Porno_BANNED. When will the MPAA ever learn. What a bunch of douche caskets.
This movie is gonna kick ass.
October 18th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
new smod tomorrow?
October 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
I was wondering the same thing. I hope so.
October 19th, 2008 at 2:17 am
@ian and anyone else looking for other podcasts to add to their listening collection . . . try Scene Unseen Movie Reviews. Great laid back and hilarious movie review show, and, as a special treat for their 100th episode (the latest one, they brought on as special guests none other than Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen. Recorded at Kevin’s House, apparently, because you hear the dogs start barking and Kevin yells at them to “Shut The Fuck Up!” in the middle of the show. Great Smod callback.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin… The U.S. population is a little over 300 million, not 50 million. And unemployment is somewhere around 5%, not 15.
…Just saying.
Great show as usual, though.
October 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
@zen Thanks for the suggestion, what a great show!
October 19th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Hey todays my birthday and I turned 16 and a new smod would be a cool present.
October 19th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Kev, love the podcast, love the movies, but either study up on your politics, or just keep your mouth shut. For one, as you stated earlier in an earlier SModcast, Conservatives are not all about “the Jew is using the black as muscle”, and in this SModcast you claim that Republicans only have sex for procreation. You’re lumping a ton of good and decent people, including myself who you would probably never peg as a politically conservative person in with a very small minority of radicals. What the fuck man?
October 19th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
New SMod tonight, gentlemen. It’s been up in the VA boards for a while, but I never bothered to drop a comment here.
@ Alex
Happy Birthday.
October 19th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
@Live And Let Die!: Episode 30: Smith and Wesson. It’s just after 26 minutes. I just happened upon that part of the episode
@Vince: The craziest people are usually the loudest. It’s easy to forget that not all people on the “right wing” are idiots. Just most of them. Let’s keep the corrections to actual facts (like Noah) and not silly back-and-forth opinions. This show is 100% about two guys who know eachother well talking to eachother. If you don’t like what they’re saying, piss off.
October 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Lou Gramm From Foreigner is an American. The rest of the members are British.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 am
what the f kev?! “50 million people in the US?!?” get your head out of your ass ignorant yankee! whats the capital of Belgium? Canada? fuck!
October 24th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
“We do kill people.”
I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
December 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Kevin & Scott,
I am a peacenik and have always been against the Iraq War, but if aliens came out in support of George W. Bush, I would I call for Earth to go to war with the aliens!
and FYI: fundamentalist Christians do believe, bases on the Bible, that the universe was created by God for Earth and its people…and therefore, there is no other human-like life forms on other planets. The stars were designed to teach humans about God (which is why the magi knew Christ was born and headed for the manger). Because of this, I don’t think George W. Bush could ally with aliens. It would hurt his ratings with his voter base (the only one’s that still exist).
March 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
More Flanagan!!!!!