SModcast 63
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 63: SMod-Kushed -
In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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September 1st, 2008 at 12:14 am
excellent! just in time for lunchbreak! thanks!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:14 am
Yay I am the first!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:15 am
W00T SMOD
September 1st, 2008 at 12:16 am
Finally! The Weed Episode.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:16 am
Sweet, Herb is a good man.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:17 am
Guys this is your GREATEST SMOD EVER!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
first reply!!! ROCK!!! thanks for the new cast guys!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:19 am
Guys this is your GREATEST SMOD EVER!!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am
TY yet again for another podcast… you guys know how to make a mundane week into something alot less boring and alot more funny
September 1st, 2008 at 12:23 am
YYAYYAYYYAYAY
im excited to see kevin in a week for tiff!!!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:23 am
This is your GREATEST Smod EVER
September 1st, 2008 at 12:27 am
just rolled a quick blunt for SMOD-
September 1st, 2008 at 12:30 am
Smodcast you fill my day off with joy
September 1st, 2008 at 12:40 am
Weed episode, wow. Words can’t express how happy this makes me.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am
great smod is up early this week this freaking rocks ! early smod makes it the best smod ever i hope that it down loads
September 1st, 2008 at 1:07 am
Forcing plume to put music over his anal rape. Fcuking hilarious
September 1st, 2008 at 1:35 am
very excited to hear this one
September 1st, 2008 at 1:41 am
AWESOME, you are GODS. RAPE THE PLUME!
September 1st, 2008 at 1:52 am
Woooooooooohooooooooooooo!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:00 am
Awesome!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:05 am
what was ken’s anal rape song?
September 1st, 2008 at 2:12 am
SmodCast goodness abounds!!!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:31 am
finally my cravings for new smodcast will be relieved for a while. YESSSS!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:44 am
HAHA! I love that Kev picked 420 for the number of deaths on roller coasters. Wonder if it was intentional or cosmic luck.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:51 am
That ‘Christian the Lion’ footage is breath-taking.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:53 am
Thanks guys! My night is finally complete!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:55 am
You could totally tell at least Kevin was smoking the last episode. You could hear him offer Mosier it. Mosier declined.
September 1st, 2008 at 4:35 am
Great smod. GREAT ONE!
Dont do the egg timer idea, kev stoned with no time limit was one of the best smods ever.
Are we ever going to hear Seth Rogen in one? Maybe use smod to promote the movie.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:21 am
Ugh, I’m torn between my love of SMod and my hatred of drugs. I’ll enjoy the comedy.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:47 am
Top notch Smodcast. I was in hysterics for about the last 25 minutes when Kevin and Scott started in with the German accents and the talk of weiner dogs being manufactured purely as something to laugh at.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:34 am
Kevin, you’re dead wrong about the breed thing.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:42 am
What’s going on with feedburner? The feed hasn’t updated since smodcast 60 !!???!!!
September 1st, 2008 at 7:39 am
Schäferhund. Go figure.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:49 am
The Christian the Lion footage is stunning, true superb, Yet another excellent Smodfest
September 1st, 2008 at 8:08 am
This episode was just … genius.
Ken’s choice of tune for his forced sodomy was touching to this old man’s heart.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:38 am
HELLZ YA, BIG K. “THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY” FUCKING RULES!!!
(M. Clayton is decent.)
Ironically, Malkovich starred in a sequel to Ripley. Johnny M. is one of my favorite actors, but I popped that baby in the DVD player and I couldn’t get through the first five minutes. There’s just no way to do justice to the original. So so *so* good.
Those dogs can still be very vicious. Just look at what happened in the south (circa 1960).
P.S. I’ve spent 200$ at thinkgeek. They don’t have “the absolute best price” on all their wares, but it’s still a quality site.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:56 am
It’s called a schaeferhund. Hitler had one called, I shit you not, Blondi.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am
Check out the link… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
September 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
I’m having problem with podtrac. It won’t load anything from the archive. I can’t even visit the site. Can someone help, please.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
Thanks for the new smodcast but why isn’t the feedburner updated?
Regards
September 1st, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’m not a big fan of animals and sentiment, but that lion video has me tearing up like a five year old girl (as opposed to a 24 year old girl). There are a few versions of it.I’ve seen the version with that awful song from The Bodyguard, but it’s perfect: pure emotional manipulation, like American Idol, or something like that. It’s so powerful, that it has made me want a pet lion. I agree with Scott that, as a kid, you don’t have the fear of these animals, but I think it’s because you see things like Big Foot and The Hendersons and completely believe that this creature would rip the hell out of anybody it met…except you, because it loves you and you have a connection.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
Oh, and British doesn’t include Ireland and UK only includes Northern Ireland
(English) Dee
September 1st, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Great show as always. Just to clear a couple of things up, most of Ireland proper is no longer part of The United Kingdom, or Great Britain as of 1922. Northern Ireland, however is. The German Shephard is called Deutscher Schäferhund in Germany. Google is a handy tool, gentlemen, utilize it.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Ugh, another weed episode? What idiot said “finally the weed episode!”? That’s all they seem to talk about these days and quite frankly I’m getting sick and bored with it.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
KUSH THE MOVIE!!!!!!
Catch it soon.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Just some additional info on german dogs
In Germany dachshunds are called “Dackel” .. had never heard the word dachshund before, although this are two german words (”Dachs” = badger, “Hund” = dog/hound)
A German Shepherd in germany is called “Schäferhund”. The “german” is not translated. If you would translate “Schäferhund” word by word it would be “Sheperdhound” or “Shepherddog” .. so “Shepherd” simply means “Schäfer”, the guy who keeps sheep.
but .. who cares ^^
greetings from germany,
Hagen
btw: love listening to your smodcasts .. they’re fuckin awesome!!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SMOOOOOOODDDDDDD
September 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
WHAT DOES GOOSH MEAN? clarification please from smod 62
September 1st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Kevin, this is your mother and you’re in quite some trouble.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I wanna see a new Disney movie, circa 1941, where the good German Shepard struggles to find a way to escape to America with his friend, the newly minted dacshund, they’re thwarted at every turn, but in the end are helped by the wacky geneticist with a heart of gold. Can Rip Taylor voice the geneticist?
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:32 am
well, someone beat me to pointing out the fact that northern ireland is in the UK but the republic of ireland is its own country, so i thought i’d point out that growing up most of the bears i remember were nice. . . off the top of my head the bears i can recall are:
* winnie the pooh
* yogi bear and his pal booboo
* the berenstein bears
* corduroy (a book about a teddy bear)
* the bear in the jungle book cartoon
* smokey the bear
* fozzie bear
in fact, the only really “bad” bears i can think of were the three bears in that goldilocks story, and even then i mean it’s not like they did anything bad - it was goldilocks who broke into their house, ate their food, and decided to crash in their beds. . .
i think the bad animals tended to be things like wolves, snakes, and the occasional cat. ..
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 am
That’s Little Nell Campbell isn’t it? In the opening song? Great song, great smod. Always glad to hear that kinda thing, and the Shock Treatment stuff.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 am
bahaha this one was great. one of the things i find most funny are jokes about nazi psuedo-science. No clue why.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
BTW what do y’all think about this recent supposed “big-foot” those cats back East have found?
I’m a lil’ surprised it’s not been mentioned on any recent SMOD’s. I don’t know if you read this thread, Kev. Perhaps somebody else will mention it to you (like perhaps one of your’s and Scott’s rape victims).
If nothing more comes of it, I’m happy to have mentioned it now.
As for the beast itself . . . . it seems far-fetched. Buuuhht . . . maybe . . .
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
Great show guys!! Keep it up!
@Hagen:
See http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutscher_Sch%C3%A4ferhund. According to the FCI, the race name also has “deutsch” in it in German.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
they thawed out the block of ice bigfoot was supposedly encased in. They found a big gorilla suit. bigfoot ppl piss me off to no end. dont you think if bigfoot really existed they would have found his poop? Oh ur right, hes probably holding it in.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:01 am
that lion YouTube Clip Was Dope
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I would love a running total on the number of Nazi smods there are. Nazi’s, Jaws, and anal are Kevin’s top three favorite subjects. It could almost be a drinking game if the episodes were longer. The holy trinity when Jaws analy rapes Hitler. dun dun dun dun dun dun deh neh naaah
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Can anyone shed any light on why it’s usually 3 or 4 days after the ‘cast is posted here before it appears on iTunes?
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
The Feedburner link isn’t updating? My PSP is without wholesome Smodcast goodness.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
This isn’t a bad one i enjoyed when they talk about Michael Clayton hey Kevin Scott come to Reno and do a Smodcast at the Casino’s YEAH
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I’m a little tired of the weed stuff. Genius episode, but tired of it just the same.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
great show hope to hear
a weed/beer smodcast soon
mos needs to be on the same level
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Awesome SmodCast, you guys! We love it down here in Brazil too! And the Christian, the lion footage, is incredible!
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
LMAO Finally I’ve always wanted Kev 2 do a episode where he’s stoned. Great show guys dont listen to the haters!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Kevin has some nerve…to sit there stoned and complain that his school never taught him geography!!! He was probably blotto during class and is only encouraging all the other high school stoner losers to do the same!!!
Hey kev…I just re-listened to Smod 38…you know, the one where you said you never get high!!!! That was only 25 smods ago…now you talk about getting stoned more than you talk about….your….own…. daughter!
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
pay no heed to that last poster good sirs….the weed stuff never gets old….(unless your cheech marin)
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 am
DUDE, KEV OR SCOTT.
SCOTT MOS WAS REFERENCED ON A ROBOT CHICKEN EPISODE.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW?
HE WAS IN A SPOOF ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS. HER LAST WORD WAS ‘MOZER’
IN HER BOX OF CLUES WAS “A PICTURE OF CLERKS PRODUCER SCOTT MOSIER”
MADE ME CHUCKLE.
PEACE BOYS.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 am
All dog breeds were bred from common ancestors (wolfs) centuries ago. There’s no such thing as a “natural” dachshund (or collie or whatever) running around out in the wild waiting for humans to find them.
Still, the smod rocked again.
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:19 am
I made this YTMND site based on what Scott said: http://smodcode.ytmnd.com/
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
What is the music called they use in the thinkgeek jingles?
This has probably been answered before but after many googles i do not know what it is called.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
every monday i come home from work, i smoke a lot of pot, and i listen to the newest Smod-cast…. then i watch weeds on showtime, jerk one out one time and head to bed a happy boy! it was fun this time to feel as if kevin and scott were there in my living room with me! thanks guys, fuck those jerk faces who are anti-pot! who are they anyway
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
One of, if not THE BEST episode so far. And yes, you should DEFINITELY do a Stoned SMod, both of you! Speaking of which, I like how Kev’s suddenly a pothead.
PS: Mose yelling, “KEN!” after Kevin asked him what music he would score his own rape to was awesome. Thanks guys!
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Dachshunds like all dogs are their current form only because of mate selection guided by human choice. There are no naturally occurring dogs, only wolves. Humans selected for traits they find desirable for many generations and new forms emerged. Its is sort of an artificially accelerated form of evolution. Dachshunds were bread to have short legs so they could chase badgers down holes.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:26 am
the dauchund was selectively breed to look that way
to fight the badgers
September 4th, 2008 at 3:27 am
wish i had of read the post before me now i feel like a tool
September 4th, 2008 at 4:21 am
We do productive things, Brian. That’s who we are. You can kind of tell which side is right and which is wrong, when one side gets defensive and insulting for no real reason. Jeez, no one is saying the episode sucked.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:25 am
I haven’t smoked pot in years. However, I would never presume to tell another person that putting some kind of drug in their body was “wrong”. It’s *their* body, and therefore, their’s to do as they wish with.
Plenty of people have done a great deal of productive things with their lives while on drugs. Creative efforts which will be remembered, for many centuries to come.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:42 am
god bless little nell.
fuck steven spielberg.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Kevin, so I need to rewatch The Talented Mr. Ripley now. You mentioned it would be in your top 10 movies. What are the other 9?
September 4th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Kevin, you mentioned that the Talented Mr. Ripley is in your top 10 movie list. What are the other 9?
September 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Anybody notice that they amount of people that have died on rollercoasters in Kevin’s imagination is “420″. Very appropriate.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Guys i’ve just started listening to the Smodcasts in the last week or so and I’m already up to No.34 that’s how damn good it all is. Love the films and also love to hear that Mewes is still doing well. Keep up the good work.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
you do know kevin says he was stoned for smod 63 and 62
September 4th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Love this podcast. It’s a damn rare moment that I never want to get next the week’s podcast immediately. This one proved to be one of the least enjoyable episodes yet.
I have never thought a stoner’s inability to prevent himself from going into these laughing fits is particularly amusing, but it still had its funny moments: the Nazi dog impressions and anal rape. I guess that was almost enough to make up for the banal chatter and laughter.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Awesome smod! Just started listening to them while I’m baked. Nothing really escaped the stigma of the Nazi’s, though, as effectively as the VW Beetle. Hitler wanted an affordable car for the German people, there’s some footage floating around somewhere of him inspecting and approving one of the first off the production line. There were no dogs in the footage, though, so he wasn’t smiling.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:55 am
I don’t know if someone said this already but monkeys aren’t as friendly to be around as the impression is. Not only that but they can get pretty ferocious and are well documented meat-eaters. I’ve heard about monkeys killing each other by basically eating each other alive but that’s obviously much more extreme than typical biting and hitting violence.
September 5th, 2008 at 4:44 am
I don’t think Kevin understands what a pedigree dog is…grrrrr….But I love SModcast anyway
September 5th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Hey guys,
For some reason, your feedburner feed isn’t updated. Fix it!
September 5th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Hey Kev tip for next time stop including Ireland in the UK. We’re not even in the Commonwealth. The Republic has absolutely no connection with Britain. Great smod though.
I want that drunk Mos where he’s like ‘No need to get hostill’
September 5th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Wales is sort of the West Virginia of Britain. It’s fairly rural, has a lot of coal (or they did), they talk funny, and people from the rest of the country often make fun of it. It’s really pretty, though. And Doctor Who is made there!
I’m always amused by the “weed is natural” argument, though. Do you smoke hemlock or poison ivy? They’re natural too!
September 6th, 2008 at 1:34 am
I thought that they were going to call it a “Very Special Smodcast” a la Different Strokes with Mr. Horton the bicycle shop owner. Oh well. I suppose it still helps bring the crime of man on man friend rape to the forefront of the global mind.
September 6th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Hi there, guys!
I just want to say that i loves this Smodcast. I listen Smodcast every week ahen i´m at job.
I like when you talk about movies ´cause it seems that u know and u like a lot of movies.
Congratulations, you´re so great!!
Greetings from Monterrey, México.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Actually, when I watched Matty Damon, doing his Mathew Mcahnahey (however you spell that dude’s name) impression on The Late Show; it instantly transported my back to that particular moment in “Ripley”.
So so good. I need to find a girl to watch Ripley with, proceed to smoking a joint, and then fuck and eat!!!
Rock n’ ROLL!!!!
September 6th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Hey, guys — your Feedburner feed is stuck at Smodcast 60. Those of us not using iTunes have been missing out!
September 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
i LOVED this episode. so funny. i enjoy the blu-ray talk, as a BD fan myself. i am very jealous of kev’s great big tv. lost season four is coming out soon and i can not wait to see the smoke monster attack on new otherton in HD.
i wish you two would record commentaries for movies once in a while for smodcast. a scott and kev commentary on the harry potter movies, for example, would make my day.
September 7th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Seth Rogan , Kevin Smith , Scott Mosier , JAson MEwes SMODCASt, SMOKE A BLUNT !!!!
September 7th, 2008 at 2:07 am
so, were you high when you came up with the idea to do an episode stoned?
funny stuff.
September 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Mumblephonics- If you ever have Brian on the show again, get him his own mic set up. No joke- half the time it’s just a series of mumbles and then cacophonous laughter. Oh please let us in on the joke.
D
September 7th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
good SMOD
September 7th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
The Lost Boys is the greatest achievement in modern cinema. The fact that Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier so ably referenced it just solidifies their position as the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. Why can’t you guys put The Coreys in your next movie?
P.S. The Zack and Miri trailer is phenomenal!
September 7th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I actually was like “Shit, this is going to be the worst Smodcast.” But it’s actually one of the better ones. Not to say you should do every Smodcast stoned, but this is a good Smod.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:02 am
You there, Ken?? New SMod?? I’m feelin’ the need…
September 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
No new smod?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:13 am
is there a new smod tonight?
September 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Keeping my fingers crossed for a new SMod tonight.
I’ve been relistening to a lot of the old ones. They’re just as funny now as they were the first time. Especially the Pretty-Good Worker.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am
No new SMod this week…
September 8th, 2008 at 12:55 am
is there really no new smod? can anyone verify? i’m feeling a need…
September 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
no new smod till 9/21 on the road for z&m. but watch trailer looks hilarious
September 8th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Thanks for the info, Ken. I can go to bed now…*snff
September 8th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Saw Zack and Miri tonight at the Toronto Film Fest…..AWESOME job guys!! Its your best film since Chasing Amy. I generally enjoy Kevin’s work, but this one is on another level.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I can’t wait to add Zack&Miri to my KS&SM collection of DVDs. Now I’m gonna have to go out and buy everything over AGAIN in blu-ray. Oh I bought a titanium spork at http://www.thinkgeek.com …i am very pleased to know that when the worms have utterly consumed my flesh as I lie there in my wooden coat awaiting the resurrection, my pocket will hold the titanium spork unspoiled by the ravages of time and decay. Thanks to THINKGEEK! Hoowuh
September 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
hehehehe =)))) Was waiting for it ! thanks guys !
September 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What about getting Byron and Gail in on a SMod.
Just a random thought.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Man the funniest thing in this one was Kevin’s high conversation with the imaginary tail-walking ocean dolphin.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Z&MMAP their best since “Chasing Amy”? That’s a tall order, Sir.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Oh, and don’t listen to Sam. Stop pandering to the pot head audiences. Kevin do us all a favor and stop with the dope.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
This is coming to you from Merry ole’ England. And I have got to say that Mosier’s English accent is one the funniest things I have ever heard.
Kudos to the man for keeping it going for like half an hour.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
SModcast is my anti-drug. Because Kevin can smoke the dope for me!
September 9th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I can’t believe so many smodders are anti pot. Really, it astonishes me. I hate to tell you, but the results are in.. and alcohol is way more debilitating and way more of a problem to the world. Being anti pot now is so.. weird. Everyone I know, and their cousins and siblings and parents and aunts and uncles all smoke. My bosses smoke. Your bosses smoke. Jay and Silent Bob are drug dealers. It’s not even like they talk about it much, people are just selectively showing their hang ups.
Hitler = cool
Holocaust = cool
Anal = cool
Poop = cool
Alcohol = cool
Weed = ugh weed again!?!?
Weird.
September 9th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Dumb Fuckin’ Americans !
Great Britain is Scotland, Wales and England. Thats it. United Kingdom includes Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is a DIFFERENT COUNTRY - for FUCK SAKE.
All domestic dogs have been selectively bred by man from wolves on down.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Hey guys, good show again. Ignore all the anti-pot nonsense, it’s good to mix things up and you should definitely do a show where Mos gets tanked up.
My favourite part of the show was where the guys got confused about what constitutes British. First they probably pissed off every Welsh listener by suggesting Wales was part of England (they’ll really hate that) and then playing the part of an angry Welsh listener with an English accent! Classic. Keep it up!
September 9th, 2008 at 10:45 am
P.S. TELL ‘EM, STEVE-DAVE.
September 9th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
i think you guys should included the playlist that you guys use for background music
September 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
All dogs are genetically engineered. Dogs are not a naturally occuring species, they were created by man 10,000 years ago by domesticating wolves. The dachshund, great dane, chihuahua, saint bernard, etc., were all bred by humans to look and act the way they do.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
This ones my 2nd favorite. 1st goes to the harry potter or the pretty good worker.
May I also just add, I love you Kevin Smith. You`re fucking hilarious and at times my boyfriend gets jealous at how often I bring you up in conversations, or when something reminds me of something that occurred in smodcast.
Anyways, can`t wait for the new one.
Much Love.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Having listened to nearly all the smodcasts by now I was reminded of the spider-bite episode the other morning when I reached for the towel from the shower only to find a large female white-tail spider curled up. What looked at first like a large piece of black lint grew legs & started crawling down the towel. I dumped her out the window to bite the neighbour.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Oh and I looked up the reunion between the lion and the two guys, and the video is probably more beautiful then you can imagine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3N4YOYBFw&feature=related
September 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
By the way, the video of the 2 guys reuniting with their lion is the sweetest thing I have ever seen. It was even better then what I imagined it to have been.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCjyWp3rEk&feature=related
September 10th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Best smodcast ever… well it would have to be terrorist pizza ~ please ask mosier to develop his canadian accent… belligerence is the best trait of hilarity ~ the peelers huh… ?? really … spam … I’ve eaten it… I thought I was just spacing out… new laptop and all ~ Wow…
September 10th, 2008 at 2:51 am
well Irish and angry, maybe if you guys didnt make it so fucking confusing maybe we would know whats-what in the ireland/united kingdom area.
September 10th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Hey, great smodcast this week. However, Ireland is not part of the United Kingdom; only Northern Ireland is. If you could take a moment to acknowledge this error during next smodcast, I’m sure both myself and the rest of your Irish fans would appreciate it.
Keep up the good work. Looking forward to Zack and Miri.
Yours Sincerely,
Aidan Ralph.
P.S. NAthan, go fuck yourself, you ignorant cunt.
September 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I like Smodcast! It makes me smile! BALLS!
September 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Great episode guys but as a Londoner, I have to say your knowledge of the UK is shocking - although Scott’s accent is a vast improvement on Dick Van Dyke!! ;o)
Wales is very much like New Zealand - i.e. a sparse population, full of green fields and sheep.
Non British citizens can become honorary knights - like Steven Spielberg and Bob Hope - but they could only ever use the title of Sir if they acquire citizenship.
What are the boys opinions of the view askew films on Blu-ray?
James
September 10th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
i love em all. each one is the best. the new trailer for zack and miri is great. i know how i will be spending my halloween night
btw, is canada part of the united kingdom? they have the queen on their money.
September 10th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Good show, my fine fellows. I’d point you to my own podcast, BIG ASS RADIO, at http://www.bigassbiscuit.com…but that would be wrong to do. It’s vastly inferior to SMODCAST in every way. I generally just talk about boobs, play parody songs, and yell at people to keep their kids the HELL OUT OF VEGAS! But I’m just sayin’.
September 10th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’m listening to SModcast from the beginning this month… 2 a day at work, I’m on #27 so far!
September 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
….listening to an old smod and thoght i’d let you know…. Germans call german shepherds, SHAFERHUND, which means shepherd dog
keep’em coming (and kushed)
September 11th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Fuck yes.
19 days until he shows up here in Calgary!
I’m totally considering buying a thing of Timbits.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
reaching back a few episodes,
http://www.kitchentablemedicine.com/how-to-treat-a-hobo-spider-bite/
how to treat a hobo bite.
Love smodcast.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I just wanted to say I love SModcast.
September 13th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
it was a decent smodcast all in all…. but the last 15min where fing priceless!!
September 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
2 weeks without smod?!
September 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
M-Hm
September 14th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
new smod tonight? im fucking excited!!
September 14th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I’m scared i’m going to get brought up in this weeks smodcast. I was at the toronto showing of Zack and Miri make a porno and I got to ask smith a Question in front of the entire theater ( about 750 people) and I was so nervous that I messed up my question. I meant to say, I listen to your smodcast every day and because I have clinical insomnia, I put all smodcasts on a loop and listen to them over and over all night until morning and I think they’re the best. But it came out: I fall asleep to your smodcast every night. I’m so so sorry Scott and Kevin, I really do love the show!
September 14th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
@gillian thats pretty funny
September 14th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
gillian… did you get booed or something?
If not, I don’t see what’s wrong with that. It means you like it so much you listen to it constantly.
I too, listen to the SMods over and over from time to time. I only listen to them on my computer, so I don’t ever get the chance to fall asleep to them. I probably wouldn’t be able to, because most the time I’m laughing too hard.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:05 am
12:10, looking grim fellas
September 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am
“I fall asleep to your smodcast every night”. gillian that’s not nearly as bad as the other comments people say at Kevs’ q&a’s. No need to worry. 1 more week till Smod 64, this’ll be a long week.
September 15th, 2008 at 1:50 am
No new Smod this week according to the boards.
September 15th, 2008 at 1:51 am
I don’t think it’s happening tonight.
September 15th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Two hours smod next week, Kev. Hurrah
September 15th, 2008 at 2:29 am
I was there when gillian asked that question Kevin was joking when he said “what do you think there bad or something” dont worry u didnt come off saying u didnt like them to me
September 15th, 2008 at 5:46 am
another week? damn.. time to find something else to fall asleep to
September 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am
No Schmoo ~
September 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
i feel like a battered wife again.
September 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Oh man I need my fix dude.
Just 60 minutes of chatter from a funny fat dude and an overly polite canadian
That’s all I want man
That’s not too much to ask for, eh?
September 15th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
come on two weeks in a row
September 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-mooby%3Asast-500070169997
what do you guys think?
September 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Dang, no smodcast again.
Good thing it dont cost nothing or I’d want a refund!
I’ll just get stoned and listen to last week’s again. It’ll be twice as funny.
September 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
thanks for the vote of confidence Nathan, mavlee and JIC93. And to everyone wondering, it was an absolutely amazing film ( zammap). There were 2 scenes that brought me to tears, and I don’t cry often. And I got to meet smith after the show and he laughed at me and so did Malcolm, it was awesome meeting everyone though.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Good things come to those who wait.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Noooooooooo! Not another week.
September 16th, 2008 at 1:46 am
@ Shapirul:
Damn dude that’s a pretty damn good Mooby. I can’t stand spending so much time on creatures and shit; the galaxy is so damn big and fuckin’ Gnox or whatever always bombin’ around fuckin’ up my shit.
But damn, that’s a pretty good Mooby.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:43 am
@w0bzzy:
Thank you. That’s what I’m trying to say.
I don’t even bother with the full game. I just like to play around with the creature creator
September 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Not another SModfast…
September 16th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
You guys are killin’ me. I feel the need, the need for….Smeed.
September 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
This week’s episode was pure gold. The dolphin bit was my favorite. “There is peace below?!” haha maybe you guys should do the inebriated podcast.
September 16th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Are we going another Month without my SmODJuice?
September 17th, 2008 at 12:39 am
am i supposed to get high and not listen to smodcast?, Also Kevin should do another one with Mewes or like fuckin Seth Rogen,it would be epic
September 17th, 2008 at 4:01 am
man, that chick kev spoke about oh so many smodcasts ago was right. kev your not as funny when your on pot. but mosier picked up the slack, he was above average in this one.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am
When are you going to start talking about Z&M Kev?
September 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Deutscher Schäferhund…
i am german… i feel insulted by this smodcast.
gott im himmel!
bastards!
jk
September 17th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Canny wait for thy next one.
Peace, love and death metal. \m/
September 17th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Where’s the next one??? Been waiting For it
September 18th, 2008 at 12:09 am
I can’t decide which makes me laugh harder…receiving a free lecture on the dangers of weed, or takin two in the can by a funny fat guy and an overly polite canadian before being forced to complete my workday. Help me out art.
PS. Howard Stern can eat a dick. Str8 up.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Hey, go check out my site. I need feedback. I’m creating transcripts for SModcasts. I need to know if it’s actually worth my time–if there’s an audience or not.
http://www.smodscript.ceege.net
September 18th, 2008 at 1:29 am
if i can hold out a little longer …………SUPER SMOD 64 will be among us. p.s. i came up with that fusing with satan thing from (c)rapture a long time ago, cept it was snoop dogg and they stole jesus’s pickup truck.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:26 am
@ cucumber jones:
Hey, good work on the first 10 minutes or so; damn it looks like a lot of work.
Yeah, I’d read that and check up on it for my daily dose of SMod. I wouldn’t print it out and try to follow along, but it’s nice to have a resource like that.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:30 am
This smodcast makes me so happy. Thank you.
p.s.- Geza was da bomb in Jersey Girl yo!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Hey I’m from Ontario and I’ve never heard of American cheese just for the record.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Not at all on topic, but Kev, you mention in a lot of your stuff that most chicks don’t dig your work. This link should disprove that assertion. These are mostly chicks making these things.
http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=265855.0
Love the smodcasts, keep ‘em coming!
September 19th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Love it..
Scott: “Well someone is going to email in saying I’m right or your wrong”
RE: the creation of shecky the
“man eating dog”
September 19th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
2 more days!this has been torture!!!
September 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am
i really hope there’s one tonight before i go to bed!
September 21st, 2008 at 12:15 am
I can’t wait!!!
September 21st, 2008 at 12:38 am
Kevin… Scott…
Comeback!!!!
We need u!!
September 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am
fuck you Peter Puffer J
September 21st, 2008 at 1:14 pm
If there isn’t a new smod tonight I don’t know what I’ll do. It’s been so long I feel like I’m going into withdraw.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Omg 11 more hours!
September 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Wassup guys?
I am a big fan from Germany and just wanted to offer my help. U can have me as a first contact whenever u wanna know anything about Germans and Germany, since it’s the country u refer to the most(next to Scottland). So gimme a call or e-mail me ok? I would be honoured.
Bastian
September 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Oh, and hurry up - waiting 4 the new podcast!
September 21st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Malaysia’s the best country for deep rainforest jungle hiking in case Mosier’s interested. Just bring a lot of bug spray with you. I’m sure Pixar Pete would love the idea.
September 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Grrrrrr!
Need SMod nao!
September 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
From VA Boards; no new smod tonight either..
September 21st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Where is it???
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
12:06, doesn’t look hopeful gents…
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
where the fuck is smod????
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
dang… I NEED IT!
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
i’m officially onto withdrawal step 3 or whatever. so much work to get done and no smod to make the load easier? boo-hoo. Lets hope for next week then. ps, hows ken pauves ( excuse the spelling of his name) getting an income now? was think-geek’s ad campaign in shame? why aren’t my capitol’s working?!!?
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
kevin is on Q/A tours for the last week or two, thats why there is no new smods. I wish he prerecorded a few though
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Damn I was looking forward to listening to the new smod on the way to work this morning, oh well hopefully we get a really long one soon
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 am
arg… i was so hoping for a new Smodcast this week. my life feels so empty without it…
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 am
Dammitz, I have been working on intese homework for the past 8 hours in hopes of looking for a smod relief at midnight, only to find out there is no new smod. Man does that bum me out. Well I guess I’ll just listen to an old one.
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 am
was so hoping for smod tonight. still heart scott and kevin of course. guess i’ll listen to some old great ones!
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:33 am
I’m assuming at this point that the stoned smodcast didn’t come out very well.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:16 am
your killing us…. slowly and extremely painfully….
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:59 am
I’m suffering from smod-withdrawl. Ive got the smodshits.
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
This hiatus has given me a chance to listen to some older installments. With that said - Fuck Clue and fuck Hobo spider.
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
kev’s next Q&A thing is in rebank on my birthday, im too broke to go! i live in rochester and i’d totally drive it!!! who wants to hook me up with some tix??
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
smooooooooooooood!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Smodder…smodder…
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Somebody should really make a Smodcast iPhone app…
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Damn! It’s been so long, I need new smod!!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I need SMod!!!! I’ve got the damn shakes! Kev & Scott, when are you going to come to Ireland? England does not count!
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
GAHH! i know its free but dam… dont create a creature u cant feed!
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:33 am
@ theotherbilly
Fuck Clue is right, I watched it a while ago because my “friends” thought it was great……it was anything but.
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:03 am
Long time listener, first time writer. Just wanted to stop by and say:
AAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGOOOOOOOOOOR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!HAHHFA!”
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
Hour long interview over with Kevin at Cinemablend.com
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
Well, no SMod this morning, but there’s an hourlong interview with Kevin on the Cinema Blend podcast, talking about his projects. Dunno if it’s been mentioned elsewhere on this site. http://bit.ly/45ZrC4
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
“Perfume”……didnt see the orgy coming…….
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
dude are guys under a truck?
also dude fucking mallrats is blowing up dude
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
The Cinema Blend podcast with Kevin Smith really rocks. A cure for the absent of Smodcast I say.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Was Kevin half-asleep, sick, or just seriously stoned during that Cinema Blend podcast? Wondering if the lack of SMod has anything to do with Kevin’s torrid love affair with the greens, judging from the reference to waking up in the morning and immediately getting high!
September 24th, 2008 at 12:58 am
bless you Scott and B²!! smod really is the new crack. i didn’t think i’d be able to make it through another week without a hit of kevin smith.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:46 am
yay more smodsss
September 24th, 2008 at 9:10 am
@B²
I think he was stoned. Can’t believe he’s a big Sex and the City fan.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Kevin’s sudden obsession with weed is getting a bit annoying, especialy if it’s hurting the Smod…
September 24th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Any word on when the fella’s will be putting out their new smod? I know there busy with the new flick and all, just wondering.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
That CinemaBlend thing was…ahem…interesting. Didn’t slake my need for smod though
September 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
im dying without some smod
September 24th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
brian lasalle Says:
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
kev’s next Q&A thing is in rebank on my birthday, im too broke to go! i live in rochester and i’d totally drive it!!! who wants to hook me up with some tix??
I have a ticket because I bought it for my birthday which is the day after the Q&A I don’t think I can go, so I will ship it out to you if you seriously want it.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Kevin, lay off the weed, dude. At least, don’t toke during the show. You’re much funnier without that shit.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:47 am
i say get high as much as you want, just dont tell us.
please sir, id like some more (smod).
September 25th, 2008 at 10:22 am
KEv Get high with seth rogan on SModcast
September 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Hi Guys,
I love your show, weed or no weed. I work at this terrible job and listening to you guys is the only bright point in my day. When there isn’t a new podcast I relisten to the old ones. So please please please, i know you’re busy with the movie and all that, upload a new one. For this poor sod stuck at a soul sucking job. X
September 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
“Kevin, lay off the weed, dude. At least, don’t toke during the show. You’re much funnier without that shit.”
Seconded
September 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I actually spent the past 2 months listening to every smodcast there was….finally got up to date and now its the longest period without a smodcast! LOL, my luck right, consistency for 2 years then I finally get into it and no more
Can’t wait for the next one and Zac and Miri….keep it up Kevin….and be sure to let us know next time your in LA I still need to go check out the west coast stash.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
i can’t stand this smoddrought
September 25th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
hey u guys remember that judge way back that killed himself for wanted for fuck a little girl? he is on this website called people you’ll see in hell
“At a time when the people of the United States are having lowest-ever levels of trust in our public servants, John David Roy Atchison takes what’s left of our trust, beats it with a hammer, runs over it with a 1986 Monte Carlo, throws it into a woodchipper, feeds it to a pit bull, sets what comes out of the pit bull on fire and puts it on our doorstep”
September 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Kevin, why wont you do another jay and silent bob movie. I know you want to do other stuff, but they ARE your most loved characters. Maybe their own toon on showtime or something so you can cuss. I guarantee it will do well. You could introduce the Veiwaskuniverse bible vol. 2! peace love and chicken greece –
September 25th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
@loyal fan
No question it would make money, but I doubt he’ll wanna do it. I’m morbidly interested about Red State, and who’s gonna have the balls to finance it.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I wanna see Red State….FUCK CLUE!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 6:46 am
i think it would be great to do a smod with scott and seth rogan along with some of the cast members of zak and mary with some herbal insperation present it would be perfect
September 26th, 2008 at 6:48 am
What’s going on guys? I’m jonesing for the next smod… it’s been three weeks now. For the love all that is good please post some Smods!
September 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I liked clue.
Iwant to see red state.
Smod with pot, or with out.
I like Smod.
I miss Smod.
Maybe it’s time for the rein of Modcast?
?
I think not it’s time for the Scott Drunk cast:)Kevin hooka cast!
Then we’ll go back to the old days of just plain Smodcast and talk about Scary Creatures of the Deep.
September 26th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I seriously hope you can do red state. Even if you can’t get alot of money for it, i think going more of the indie route would help it alot, especially they way you’re describing it. it’s too different from the scary movies that people are putting out right now for it to get a real appreciation from the masses. idunno, maybe that’s just me.
and you smoke all the pot you want, damnit.
unless it’s turned you all deflated like the PSAs say it will, and that’s what’s keeping you from making more Smod. in that case, stop it.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Hey all..
Its a poor sub for the true SMOD, but I have been enjoying the SuckCast - (its at http://www.suckcast.com) -
Its a lot like K+S, but shorter and kind of like a movie review.. kind of.. its weirdish.
Hopefully it’ll do until Sunday..
That’s right, guys.. Sunday!! We miss yoU!
September 27th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Hey UncaScroogeWhatevah, post the songs, they’re barely audible, yer not cool for keeping them hidden, it’s way too easy to post the listing, just get on with it and drop the whole i-got-the-key-to-the-secret vibe yer trying to put out there, it’s not getting you anywhere.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:08 am
R.I.P Fast Eddie. You’ll always be a hero to me. Goodbye
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September 27th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Artist Gil Kane based his original illustrations of Hal Jordan (the Green Lantern) on a mid-30s Paul Newman.
September 27th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
So does anyone know if we’re getting a new smod on Sunday?
September 27th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Dude wtf its been like 3 weeks without Smod
September 27th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
WHERE SMOD!!??
September 28th, 2008 at 2:33 am
@ D-day & everyone else that cares:
Word is that there’s going to be a new SMod on sunday. From VA board.
September 28th, 2008 at 3:34 am
WHAT THE FUCK, IT’S BEEN LIKE A MONTH!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Calm down people. Maybe they are just busy with the new film, or they simply need a break.
Besides how sweet will the next one be after such a long wait.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Any suggestions for a podcast to fill the time inbetween Smods?
September 28th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
There’s a couple of good podcasts I listen to. The Mediocre Show,The Awful Show,and Vomitus Prime are the best. They all have a ton of episodes and are weekly. Check them out.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@Dewayne
If you’re a fan of video games, try Giantbomb.com or Gamespot.com every Tuesday. Thats the best I can do because I’m pretty sure there’s nothing quite like SModcast anywhere else.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
@shapirul
1up yours and 1up FM are good. GFW radio was the best. They just ended the podcast about a week ago. I recommend going back and listening to the old ones.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
If anyone knows already if there will/will not be a new one tonight, could you please just post that fact now? It gets kind of frustrating when you check and check and check and then the next morning some douchebag says “oh kev already posted that there wouldn’t be a new smod this week.”
September 28th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
M-O-O-N spells SMod.
@ w0bzzy
So fuck yeah, if the board says there will be a new SMod then I’m all for believing it
September 28th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
@ Tom
Those are excellent podcasts that I also listen to. Also, maybe check out Uhh Yeah Dude. Their new episode went up today.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Looks like I may not be the only one that is getting SModcast blue balls. Where’s my fix fellas? Give us a short one at least…please. I’ll add you to my Christmas list.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I also listen to creepcast. They haven’t made a new one in a long time but on the board it says that they will as soon as the host finishes moving. And thank God other people listen to a single smodcast multiple times, i felt pretty lame for doing that.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
doesn’t look good
September 28th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
thats what she said
September 28th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Christ people… they’re promoting a movie for God’s sake. Jen has said two have been recorded, just be patient.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Jesus H. Christ.
I need my smod-fix!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Jesus H. Christ
I need my smod-fix!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Ryan’s right. i just read on the board that there are two new ones to look forward to.