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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 49: Attack of the Banantulas -

In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comments:

56 Responses to “SModcast 49”

  1. ozimo Says:

    sweet meat on a sunday!

  2. Al Says:

    Score!!

  3. woj Says:

    As my man Wayne Newton would say: Danke schön

  4. scott Says:

    yay a smodcast

  5. Jake Says:

    YES!!

  6. Alex Says:

    The best part about working until 11 PM on Sundays is that it seems a new SModcast drops whenever I get home!

  7. V Says:

    This makes me happy.

  8. Nic Says:

    Smod makes the week go a little easier and definately makes it a lot better

  9. Dave E Boy Says:

    Kev,

    Jews during the holocaust were often turned away from other countries, so they couldn’t leave Germany.

    Some Canadian MP at the time was famous for saying “None is too many”, referring to the number of Jewish refugees Canada was willing to take in.

    Glad we’re not such assholes today.

  10. Gary G. Says:

    What a great way to kick off the week.

  11. Guy Says:

    Always a treat. Thanks

  12. w0bzzy Says:

    Thanks Kev. Any update with Malcolm’s situation with the “stud” guy Robert from Smodcast 46?

  13. John Campbell Says:

    wesomes… I shall now take my iPod, go for a walk and not care if I look weird, laughing away to myself while I liksten to Smod!

    Any big plans for the 50th Smodcast???

  14. Jabba Says:

    Good Morning, SModcast 49! So happy to see you made it!

  15. The Joker (from the board) Says:

    The best thing about waking up on Monday, is to find the smodcast has been posted Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet Duuuuuuuuude, So i’ll have something decent to listen to on my ipod tonight during my security duty. Ahh one ear open the other with headphone, just cruzin about the town lookin’ for Bad Guy’s :-)

  16. Jordan Says:

    I’ve noticed a lot less bic lighter flicks.

    You guys cutting back on the cigs?

  17. Marxmith Says:

    You should make “BOAT SOLO!” bumper stickers.

  18. Drew Says:

    OMFG!

    I can not believe the song from Bed Knobs & Broomsticks was the intro track…just took me back to whole different world.

    Thanks for picking that UncaScroogeMcDuck/Ken!!!

    Best,
    Drew

    ps - great Smodcast to!

  19. Leo Says:

    I have a tendency to laugh at the oddest things from smodcast (the football music thing from the walt and malcolm one kills me), but I’ve never laughed as hard than when i laughed hearing kev talk about the logic of bedknobs and broomsticks, and then call shecky a jerk off.

  20. damian Says:

    Loving the regularity of these SMods people. props to Quickstop & the boys.
    peace

  21. Ken Says:

    Thanks for the new SModcast! I listen on the train to work and it always makes the ride better!

  22. John Campbell Says:

    Dudes!!! Any big plans for the 50th Smodcast?

  23. Zer00 Says:

    The new Witch Mountain isn’t a remake but a sequel. Called Race To Witch Mountain. I feel a remake would make far more sense

  24. smeeder Says:

    for the 50th smodcast, it should be 2 hours long, like the 37th

  25. Diana Says:

    Hi my name is Diana and I’m a smodaholic… How bad?!

  26. m-dog Says:

    the happiest moment of my week is “welcome to smooodcast!”
    the saddest moment of my week is “have a week!”

  27. Eddie Says:

    smeeder Says:

    “for the 50th smodcast, it should be 2 hours long, like the 37th”

    Agreed!

  28. james Says:

    what is the name of the song from the inrto?

  29. April B. Says:

    Loved it. I loved the spider story. Classicly ace.

  30. Cody Cadaver Says:

    WHOOOOOOO smodcast. finally. you should do it everyday

  31. ozimo Says:

    Man I’m going to be the creepy guy at the office.
    I was listening to it with my headphones on at work and broke out laughing a few times.

    “kill the children” teehee.

  32. Matt Croyle Says:

    Wow. Underwater singing sequences. And some people think that Kevin makes stoner movies. Go figure.

  33. Marcus R. Says:

    Hey, Smodcast 52 is just around the corner. You guys going to do anything special for a years worth of smodcats?

  34. Juhani Kenttä Says:

    I’m not sure if Kevin reads these as thoroughly as the ones on the actual message board but here goes: You haven’t done a “My favourite movies of 2007″ list on your blog like you’ve done before at least a couple of times. Any chance we might hear that list on a Smodcast? And of course Scott Mosier’s as well.

    Loving it, loving it, sirs. Keep it up.

    PS. my weird looking name is a Finnish name

  35. Melanie Says:

    Was listening to the show and looked up Mark Chapman, did you know he comes up for parole on 08/28/2008?

    Anyhow love the show.. as soon as I listen to one I am looking forward to the next!

  36. Darren Says:

    hey kev, you should list the opening tracks to the smodcast.the only one i managed to find thus far is smiley faces- gnarles berkley.maybe you should create a celeberty playlist in itunes and add the podcast tracks..just a thaught

  37. Bilson Says:

    Hey big fella,

    just a heads up from Australia, few podcast ago, about the incest shit, its fucked up man. We are not all like that. Well i can really only vouch for myself on the matter. Fucking good podcasts. Hahaha and also no Kiwi’s dont have that similar accent to ours its more south african than anything….im not going to lie i do like the smodcasts better than the q & a’s. Man next movie you should throw australia into it. Cos that would be fucking sick as. And shitdog brother, i have a pressing issue for you bro, do you think Australians are like canadians? like wats teh view on australia by americans? and no we dont always have fucking bbqs. but like steriotype that we love the beers isnt being helped by some dick head in the NT got arrested for having a carton of beer in the front seat with the seat belt on and the baby in the back rolling around.

  38. Bilson Says:

    Good fucking cast fellas. oi you shoudl do a smodcast about shakespeare. like i would be curious to no your opinion on him.

  39. Brian Says:

    Heya Gents,

    I do love me some smodcast, am back listening to some older ones right now (37) and you were talking about bandwidth kicking you a$$.
    One of the things you could try is dropping your sample rate, two dudes talking does not need 128Kbps and sure does not not need 44Khz. If you drop them and experiment with sound you are still happy with you could save a lot.

    And your plan to release one week staggered but on the same day does not seem like a plan, launch on quickstop on a Sunday and then on a Wednesday when traffic has fallen on iTunes and I think you are home free.

  40. Jake Tepper Says:

    Very good smodcast. Props.
    by the way Kevin During the second world war German Jews (as well as other jews) were often refused entry into neighboring European countries and also the United States and Canada. In fact after World War 2 ended surviving Polish Jews, having escaped the fate of 90 percent of their community — three million people — returned to their homeland to be vilified, terrorized and, in some 1,500 instances, murdered, sometimes in ways as bestial as anything the Nazis had devised. Poland was unfortunatly not the only place of popular jewish racism at that time as another famous story went something like a couple thousand jews were able to escape the horrors of world war 2 and escape by boat to cuba where they had leagaly aquired visas, however upon ariving they were not allowed to unload their ship of pasengers because they were jewish. So these refugees sailed to America where leagaly they should have been allowed to land because of their visas. This was not the case because ounce again, anti semitisim reared its head. So out of supplies and hope in the new world, they sailed back to europe and were caught by the nazis where most were then sent back to, and murdered in the death camps. Also Anne Frank and the people she was hiding with were caught by the nazis because they had been betrayed by a non-jew who notified the nazis of there wearabouts.
    I am expecting an excelent smodcast #50. keep it up.
    peace

  41. Nicole Says:

    You have found your seahorse moment…I listen to a podcast about Heroes (Primatech Paper Postcast) and they define a seahorse moment as such:
    Seahorse Moment - the moment in a work of fiction, especially scifi, beyond which one can no longer suspend disbelief. The term originated from an experience watching the episode “Surf Monkeys Must Dive” of the 1990s cartoon “Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys.” The idea of self-aware monkeys flying around the galaxy in a spaceship, with a floating, glowing ball who made smart-ass comments all the time, was fine, as was the idea in that particular episode that the monkeys could breathe underwater; however, the idea that giant seahorses could tow an island was met with incredulity.

  42. Dave Says:

    Thought you might find this funny.

    http://www.courierpostonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080513/NEWS01/80513024

    Video here

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7367631.stm

  43. Craig G Says:

    Hey Guys,

    If you hate spiders, you’ll hate this video…

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOXvdfcct8g

  44. Jason K Says:

    Kevin, I used to listen to the Smodcast on XM Channel 202, but haven’t heard anything for awhile. Will the smodcasts be returning?

  45. nathan Says:

    hi guys,

    i downloaded this smodcast but only 16 mintues of it will download. ive tried twice but it will only download 16 minutes. has anyone else had this problem or know why it is happenning?

    has never happen before.

    cheers

  46. UncaScroogeMcD Says:

    Try emptying your browser’s cache and then re-downloading…

  47. Chris Says:

    Tongue-eating bug found in fish

    scientists say not to be scared. I’m scared how do they know it wont go for humans.
    another reason not to go in the water.

  48. Simon Says:

    In my iTunes it only downloaded 21 minutes??? Is it working ok for everyone else??

  49. Jeff Says:

    Not about spiders, but freaky nonetheless:

    http://www.charlotte.com/120/story/625023.html

  50. carrie Says:

    This might sound strange, and I wish I was making it up, but Smodcast makes my sex life better. Me and my guy, I’ll call him Al, because he would kill me if he knew I told anyone about this, anyway, me and Al used to listen to Smodcast as we were falling asleep every night. Of course, that’s not all that happened when we were in bed at night, so we had a lot of sex with Smodcast in the background. Eventually, this led to some kind of Pavlovian response every time we put on Smodcast, and as soon as it started, we would start fucking like crazy. The whole “Smodfast” was killing us and we checked every day for a new episode, while listening to the same ones over and over. Anyway, Al had to move away for a little while, and we decided to wait until we saw each other again to listen to the new episodes. So this week, we had 4 hours of Smodcast to listen to in one night!! It’s been 2 days, and I still can’t walk right… so thanks!

  51. Adam Says:

    you should make a bumper sticker with a picture of scott saying “WHERE’S MY SHIRT!”

  52. Eric Says:

    the terminal velocity of an object is the maximum speed an object can reach given weight and wind resistance. an ant reaches its terminal velocity at 4 inches, so you can drop an ant off a 30 ft drop and it will still live.

    i saw it on a japanese game show.

    lovin the cast, keep it up.

  53. Dave666 Says:

    Just discovered the smodcast recently they are fantastic! cant wait for more

    you should have walt,brian,malcolm,scott,jay and kevin together on one in the future.

  54. Susan Says:

    Scott is so educational and Kevin, I love your voice. I am rejuvenated and loved.

  55. David Says:

    i hate spiders

  56. opinioninahaystack's girlfriend Says:

    I’m still in the progress of listening, but I just wanted to mention that the person Johnny Appleseed was based on was named John Chapman.

    He’s a distant cousin of mine on my paternal grandmother’s side.

    I know nothing else about him except that. But he was a real person.

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