SModcast 47
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.
The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 47: Destroy All Monsters -
In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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April 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Nice and early!
Thanks guys!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Nice episode guys. Keep it up!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Kevin… You light up my life!!!!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Nice episode guys!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
cool the episode went up early
April 20th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
less plumbing next time
April 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I can’t wait to listen!!! Work is gonna’ be great tomorrow.
You guys came back with some real winning episodes and I’m sure this one is no sloucher.
Keep it up fellas.
April 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Hail to the chiefs!
Guys, you are the best, you make me laugh so hard I fart staccato. Greetings from Poland, Warsaw
Voyt
April 20th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Sweet. New SModcast. It’s aaaaaight.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Nice, a new unexpected Smodcast. Thanks!
April 20th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Nice to see you finally brought the kid in. She sounds like a cutie. I liked her reaction when she said you were going to start swearing, you filthy bastard. Great smod.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Hell yeah . Fucking great job you guys
April 20th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Kev, you should check out Freddy vs. Jason. Not cause its a good movie, but that it features a character who is very much a ripoff of Jay.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I love you guys Ive been a fan for a long ass time I love everything kevin or scoot put there name on and would really love an email from you guys I would really like make my YEAR !
April 20th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
wow this must be the 3rd episode in 10 days
April 20th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Actually it just occurred to me that the guy who plays the Jay ripoff character, is Tyler Labine’s brother.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Aww! What a special smodcast!Thanks for sharing.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
If someone told me a few years ago that I would spend roughly an hour of my life listening to Silent Bob talk about plumbing……No, wait, I’d probably believe them…so uh…Keep up the good work guys!
PS - I too am a “looker.”
April 21st, 2008 at 12:01 am
First!!!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:03 am
Does anyone else find it ironic that I posted saying,
“First!”, even though I wasn’t?
Man, I am taken aback by my own cleverness, y’all!!!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 12:15 am
Ha! That’s funny about the whole Jay & Bob Meet the Monsters thing since they went ahead and did it anyway with a Mewes look-a-like in the shitty Freddy V Jason flick.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:27 am
Wow you actually went through with putting Harley on SModcast….cute opening
April 21st, 2008 at 12:31 am
WOOT! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK!? thanks Kev!
My need for smeed has been once again fulfilled
April 21st, 2008 at 12:33 am
Awesome, I wonder who the special guest is?
April 21st, 2008 at 12:36 am
your daughter sounds extremely intelligent for her age.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:50 am
WOW Harley!? She’s so sounds so cute Kev, you should totally have her on more
Thanks again for this awesome podcast.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:03 am
Booo-Yah! Another happy monday in cyberspace! Thanks Kevin and Scottt for making my life that much more sweet!
April 21st, 2008 at 1:15 am
Sort of amusing, since you missed it by almost two hours. Guess ya forgot to check the comments?
April 21st, 2008 at 1:27 am
that episode went by really fast for some reason. i guess you guys are just that fascinating, you made time fly by. anyway, your daughter was adorable! you should have her do more little intros like that.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:28 am
Awesome. Keep them coming guys
April 21st, 2008 at 1:29 am
My Ipod Thanks you for your return
April 21st, 2008 at 2:09 am
I caught Harrold and Kumar on TV on a lazy day and I was surprised at how not-horrible it was, so much, in fact, that I wasn’t as surprised that it was being sequelized.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:15 am
LOOOOVED hearing you guys talk movies. I was sorry to see it end. Good one!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:23 am
with toilets its just gravity. pouring a bucket of water in would flush the shit.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:48 am
This DVD will explain all your quistions about toilets:
http://store.aetv.com/html/product/index.jhtml?id=73182
April 21st, 2008 at 6:56 am
Hey guys, on the subject of a TV show about how stuff works, check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_It’s_Made
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=How+it%27s+made&search_type=
April 21st, 2008 at 7:00 am
a father daughter combo.
my flatmate walked in and heard it and thought i was just listening to a young chick talking.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:01 am
harley’s poop story was waaay better then scots i mean she got 35 minutes out of a disney mag brilliant
April 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
I must now add all the classic slasher flicks to my queue. Great smodcast! Just FYI, I believe the neighborhood parents chased Mr. Kruger to his home and proceeded to send cocktails through his windows, trapping and killing him. Personally, I have to go with Michael as my fav just for the sheer awesomeness of John C’s stalking musical score.
April 21st, 2008 at 10:35 am
thanks, this is a great podcast
April 21st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Kevin’s daughter is soooooooooooooooooooo cute.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:35 am
Just in case your wondering the modern flush toilet is credited to Alexander Cummings 1775, with various parts and inovations by others in years before hand. Thomas Crapper the plumber is who probably made toilets popularity grow as he installed toilets all over europe with his name. When American troops were there fighting WWI they came back with the name crapper and having liked the toilets n such, the name crapper apparently stuck, no way possible to avoid that pun. Poop stories are almost always funny, made me chuckle. Thanks
April 21st, 2008 at 11:38 am
bulimia is when you binge and then make yourself throw up. Aneroxia is when you starve yourself. I’m nitpicky
April 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
You should have Bill Nye as a guest and just ask him all the science type questions about water pressure and various SModcast myths.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Thanks for bringing back the Smod love, animation of a toilet works here http://www.howstuffworks.com/toilet.htm/printable
April 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Harley is too cute! I liked her poop story
April 21st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Hey! Indiana Jones spoon in the Froot Loops box-Can this day get any better!!
April 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
its called “how stuff works” kevo check it out on the TV
April 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The addition of Harley was cool, and I’ve ALWAYS said that a show, (that for these purposes we will call “How Shit Works,”) would be a GREAT idea! Like seriously, how is cereal made, and how DOES a toilet work?!?!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
she sound so sweet,smart and funny.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
come on guys, http://www.howstuffworks.com/ !
Although the standard smodcast comedy of ‘the blind leading the blind’ is always welcome too!
April 21st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
kev that zoey 101 is fucked chasing zoey. i wonder how there gonna play the pregnancy off i think u shood try to write a script and make it a mystry who is the father becasue she was at a gang bang with all the guys in the show and turn it to a who shot burns like thing.
April 21st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Pretty awesome, Harley is quite cute. She made me smile. And the poo stories were quite rad ass. I enjoyed them a lot. Scott’s was Bril.
And have never seen any of the horror flicks you were naming. Sure, I’ve heard of them but I’m not too into Horror movies, so I’d never seen them. But the way you describe them make me consider checking them out. I dunno.
And I am also baffled at how a toilet works, I learned a lot today thanks to SModcast. :] Thanks to Kevin and Mos.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Kev, you’ve got such a great relationship with your kid. However much i already respected you, i respect you loads more now for being such a fucking great father.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
The toilet.
Flushes because of head ( pressure head, Fluid Mechanics )
That is why water towers are high;.
And yes the toilet, shower drain, sink drain ….. all go to the same place.
If you take a bucket of water ( or puke enough) and dump it into the bowl it should flush. ( Unless it’s plugged )
That messed up bends under the sink ( and all other drains ) stop gas coming up from the sewers,
April 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
http://www.howstuffworks.com/toilet3.htm
It’s an animated demo.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:36 pm
AWww, how sweet.
It’s funny because last night I watched Knocked up… so hearing the opening song, was a little weird.
April 21st, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Mosier is a hero.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:46 pm
My hamster does the same exact thing! Weird.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
loved the little kid
April 21st, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I just had sex listening to this cast. i didn’t plan it that way just happened, cool.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 am
This Smodcast was filled with,pardon the pun, shits and giggles… Hearing the guys chat about Mr. Myers, Mr. Voorhees, and Mr. Krueger as the ultimate ass slashing team was wonderful! Mr. Smith really should check out F VS. J, I would love to hear his thoughts on it.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
jon is right, pouring a bucket of water into the bowl *will* flush the toilet. . . the main difference between pouring a bucket of water into the bowl and pressing the lever (thus releasing the water from the tank into the bowl) is that when you flush, the water spurts down from the top inner rim, thus rinsing off the entire bowl. . .
i remember when i was a kid in sf back in the 70s there was a severe drought so my family kept buckets in the bathroom. . . whenever someone took a bath we’d collect the water in the buckets and use said buckets of water to flush the toilet. . .
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:26 am
Great show. Entertaining as always. I look like a f**ing moron when taking a walk gigling with SModcast on my iPod in my ears. Totaly worth it though.
On toilets, don’t the system of plumbing and using water that way, stem back to even the aqueducts in the roman empire?
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:38 am
Keep it up Kevin. Representing the big guys of the world. Scott you’re not too bad either.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 am
oh, and i guess i should add that i don’t think the bucket of water thing will work on those meaty-ass toilets with the suction and whatnot that you see in public places like at mall. . . you know, the toilets that don’t have a tank of water, just a big beefy mechanism with that stiff lever most people end up pushing with their feet (or the infrared sensor). . .
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 am
that’s weird. . . my previous post in which i said jon was right and that pouring a bucket of water into the toilet will, in fact, flush it, was deleted. . . are we only allowed to have one comment per smodcast or something?. . .
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:37 am
Awesome SMODcast if you want to know how anything works try this website its awesome
http://www.howstuffworks.com
Just try searching for anything and it will tell you how it works
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:22 am
Hey, is this always posted on the site before its properly on itunes, I’m a bit anal and want it with the rest of the podcasts.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Im loving the shows guys and gals(mrs Smith) cant spell your wifes maiden name!!!
Keep up the great work and I look forward to your next film
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Up in Canada, we have How It’s Made: http://www.discoverychannel.ca/shows/videolist.aspx?sid=342 - although it’s more along the lines of making stuff (like the Mr. Rogers video of the crayon factory) than actually telling you how stuff functions.
Loved the kid for the intro - supercute.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Kevin’s shower story had me in tears, especially the part about what his wife might say if she caught him bringing it to the toilet.
Cheers Kevin & Scott!
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
cmon kevin screw em make a trilogy clerks 3 go for it, go even further go ahead and toss jay and silent bob in tyour next movie wich is the horor movie. just toss them in there it would be great so you have a trilogy and jay and silent bob meet the monsters. rock on
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Smodcast! God, I love you guys! Sooo, freakin’ funny. Rock on! I’ve been listening to you guys since the beginning and everytime a new episode posts, I get uber excited to listen to it.
After hearing the conversation between Kevin and Scott about “Jay and Silent Bob meet the monsters!”, I thought I’d post this little trinket I found on YouTube one day;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3EpbVmqD4A
I don’t own this, nor do I have any connection to the making of it. But still, thought it rather interesting.
Ciao!
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Yeah, bulimia is what you were thinkin of Kev. I thought it was hilarious how “fatherly” you got for a second when you were telling Harley about it. And the Helen Keller cameo, class. But really Kevin you should watch Harold & Kumar. It’s a relatively good movie. It surprised me. Anyway, good Smod guys. And Harley.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein is one of the best ‘old’ movies there is, in my opinion…hope you watch it, dudes! It’s great.
And I thought Freddy vs. Jason was great, cheesy fun (and I’m Kevin’s age…hmm..) plus the Mewes clone makes it worth the watch. It’s basically a comic book movie, in a way, with the two superhuman killers fighting. Damn, it’s a great watch! Go check it out, you Little Rascals!
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
p.s. Kev and Scott apparently work for Truman Capote. Kev, please - MORE IMPRESSIONS! You crack me up!
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 am
I just want to ask kev would you ever come to my high school and do a Q&A because i think it would be really really cool if you came to my school or even my city i live in the city of Palmdale CA it is 80 miles out side of La in the middle of the desert. One of the reasons why i think you should come to my school cause I’m an inspiring film maker and i know many other inspiring film makers. I’m also one of your biggest fans i have all the movies I have all the Q&A DVDs i have even bought jay and silent bob strike back in blu-ray. i have the books that u written. So yeah you can say im a big fan lol. like I said it would be the coolest for you to come to my city. it would even be really cool if you just email me back so i know u read this my email is
thanks Kev
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Matt, i think the word you are searching for is Aspiring. Aspire means to direct one’s hopes and dreams towards achieving a goal. Inspire means to fill some one with the motivation to do something (usually something creative).
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Great show as usual guys. On TV shows showing how shit works- there was an excellent show on UK television back in the late 80’s early 90’s called “The Secret Life of Machines”. Its well worth checking out some of episodes which are freely available on line.
Its hosted by a man who is clearly interested in his work and manages to convey this interest to the viewer by dismantling machines, showing how they work and demonstrating the principles behind them. Although it is now old they cover stuff like how Refrigerators, Radios and Engines work which for the most part haven’t changed up to today. Unfortunately there is no episode dedicated to toilets don’t let that put you off
April 24th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
SModcast is my favorite meal of the day!
MMMmmmmmm MMmmmmm good.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Why does it take a few days for the newest smodcast podcast to show up in itunes? Love the show. I almost pissed myself laughing during #46.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
What’s the name of the song/artist in this one?
April 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“Potential Sibling Cannibalism” Furking hi-larious!
April 26th, 2008 at 2:43 am
There is nothing better in the entertainment industry than Kevin Smith. He has never disappointed me. Not once. Hell, I even liked Jersey Girl. I hope Kevin lets us all enjoy more of his films for years to come.
April 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I have used my bath as a make-shift toilette, more times than I’d care to admit.
April 27th, 2008 at 12:15 am
a toilet works the same way that the sink trap works. when you look in the toilet the plunger lifts and and the force of the water in the tank flowing down ward well sifen the water and shit out of the tank. there is the little hose in the center of the tank that refills the bowl.
two men are standing in front of a smoking tv in what looks to be a very nice living room.
jones - You bear biting preus driving fuck! i knew that two girls and a cup would fry the tv. i mean even god through up after watching that?!
cranky 2 - well… (point at a tv that is billowing smoke from the screen) i thought that god might apercheate his creations well being of screw ballin each other around.
jones - (slight glaze of confusion on his face slightly cocked to one side) wait! one second do you mean to tell me that a girl who shits…in…a cup…right? and then proceeds to eat said shit… like a fuckin ice cream cone! right? is something that is worth apercheating by thee all god fucking almighty in play, let alone its been playing on this tv non-stop on your tv for three flipping weeks.
cranky 2 - sure (shrugged his shoulders joyfully) he made eve because adam was depressed because he had no one around. so there is my alohem sitting in the cloud city. viewing lonely adam at a sad state of affairs with no amusement. so he made eve. eve is this very curious being wandering around and stumbles an a fruit tree. and eats it. BAM! (shaking his open hands in the air) nudity was struck into play….
jones - wow wow wow…. so are u going to say that sense women where created that they were only here to
cranky 2 - AMUSEMENT! yep sure am about to, and what better WAY then to constantly view what his second human disciples are up too… and i think it worked and hes pissed. (points at a now non smoking tv). can u explain why else a brand new forty seven inch tv is know fried?
jones - sure can (looking down at the mess) IT HASN’T BEEN OFF FOR THREE WEEKS. i mean how many times can you watch two girls vomit in each others mouths involuntarily might i add. they weren’t throwing up because they were eating SHIT, they literally had fingers down there thoughts and were make them selves. FUCK?! man and i thought that, that three some with you, your x-girl and x-friend was weird enough. but know look at you, that shit fucked with you!
hostess - ( a 17 year old hostess walks into the bar area of the establishment) yep,
camera pans back from the know three people in front of the tv to show that they are with in a sports bar/dinning area
hostess - and why is it that every time i go to check the restrooms there is always toilet paper in the toilet in the mornin, when it isn’t there at night when i leave? for the last three wees!
jones - fuck !!!!
cranky 2 and hostess - (looking both at jones confused) WHAT ?
hostess - i thought it was him ( pointing at cranky) cause i know what that is floting on top there. (saying with experience of knowing in her voice)
jones - um……………………….
April 27th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I think the practice of shitting in the shower then stuffing it down the drain is more common than people realize. I’ve heard it referred to as “waffle stomping.”
April 27th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Thanks for the gumball, Popeye!
April 27th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
so no new one this week?
i just checked the site once a minute for ten minutes hoping the next time would prove to be the new smod. maybe it’ll be up tomorrow *crosses fingers*
April 28th, 2008 at 12:39 am
That Dialouge written about two girls one cup was
a) Poorly written (every other word misspelled)
b) Unfunny.
Back to English Class John Donne
April 28th, 2008 at 1:42 am
ohhh no its 1:30 and no somdcast this one could be scarry
April 28th, 2008 at 1:45 am
yea….i don’t think it’s happening tonight.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Also i didnt see anyone post this its Bolemia that you throw up after every meal Anerixia is where you dont eat
April 28th, 2008 at 2:43 am
THANKS NIC
but where is smodcast?
April 28th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Anorexia nervosa is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes an eating disorder characterized by low body weight and body image distortion with an obsessive fear of gaining weight. Individuals with anorexia are known to commonly control body weight through the means of voluntary starvation, purging, vomiting, excessive exercise, or other weight control measures, such as diet pills or diuretic drugs. It primarily affects adolescent females, however approximately 10% of people with the diagnosis are male. Anorexia nervosa is a complex condition, involving psychological, neurobiological, and sociological components
April 28th, 2008 at 3:13 am
I guess I’m not listening to a SMod tomorrow morning. weak.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:16 am
47 was great, thanks! Your daughter is awesome on the mic. - draw
April 28th, 2008 at 3:42 am
They already have a TV show called How It Works. They go to various factories and such showing the process of how and why it was made and then after going over every piece that creates the whole they explain how and why it does what it does.I rarely watch TV and I know this…
April 28th, 2008 at 5:38 am
There was a TV show on in the UK called how2 a few years ago that answered a lot of the toilet questions and if you throw a 8 gallon bucket of water down it will flush!
April 28th, 2008 at 6:35 am
Josh knows how to cut and paste. Good on ya, Josh. Though it’s always a good idea to cite your references, even if it’s Wikipedia. By the way, Josh, Wikipedia often uses actual literature as reference. The one you so elegantly ripped off came from:
(Lask B, and Bryant-Waugh, R (eds) (2000) Anorexia Nervosa and Related Eating Disorders in Childhood and Adolescence. Hove: Psychology Press. ISBN 0-86377-804-6.)
The author of said article that you ripped off could get pissed, though I’m sure they don’t listen to Smodcast.
TD: What are you trying to sell here? Are you applying for a job or commenting on Smodcast? Learn basic grammatical logic (periods, commas, and capital letters are your friend). Oh, AND, get a good dictionary, because your spelling reeks.
Now that I’m done bitching and moaning…
Great show guys!
April 28th, 2008 at 8:01 am
No smodcast? Not again!!
April 28th, 2008 at 8:09 am
me thinks its not going to be long till everyone starts panicing that there’s no smod, a repeat of 9/11(devide 20……point 7)(44, i did the math, ‘thanks scott’ cheers)
in fact its already begun and now kevin smith is in the corner on his knees crying ‘what have we done, what have we done’ & ‘we didn’t no, we didn’t nooooo’ while scott Mosier is trying to start a new one to end the madness but is still gigling at the idea of it
jen’s just standing there going ‘what the fuck’
April 28th, 2008 at 9:05 am
I thought it was too good to last, back to the wait and see about the cast. Kev must be too busy getting high and having his wife all day, mixed in with an unhealthy proportion of drakes “chocolate donettes”. Just say no!
April 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am
To quote Nancy Karrigan:
WHHYYY?!?!??? (sobbing) WHHYYY?!?!??? (sobbing) WHHYYY?!?!??? (sobbing)
April 28th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
ahhh man already no smodcast again???? boo-urns to that!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I’m sad there’s no new episode this morning.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I would like to hear a ‘cast about video games. You’ve mentioned comics and movies quite a bit, but what is your stance on games and/or gamers? Are you particularly Nintendo/Playstation/Sega lovers? Might make for an interesting bit. At a local flea market (it was like a mini.. MAWL) I recently picked up ‘Punch-out’ for the NES. 6 bucks!! Quite a steal considering what a classic it is. Any memorable favs for you?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet.htm
Read up, boys!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
There’s no reason to live!!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I think they should continue the discussion about sequels. I also want to hear their thoughts on remakes as well. Rumor has it that Stallone is making Rambo 5 and possibly remaking Death Wish. Why??
April 28th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Because he can, Ed
They’ve given their thoughts on remakes
April 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I’m gonna get a personal-sized pizza; stay strong in my efforts to stop smoking cigarettes; and listen to a cast from the previous three weeks.
**deep breath** Yaa.
Yes, that’ll be nice.
Best wishes folks. Cheers.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I was so sad i couldnt listen to a new smod’ this morning during school..
April 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
death wish was badass. although it’s been remade several times already. “death sentence” anyone??? “the brave one”?? plus it was charles bronson that made those movies badass. don’t know if stallone can live up to that.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
A week without smod is better than 2 months without it again. So stop bitching and wait it out like a good girl.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Hi Scott and Kevin (if you ever read this) , check this out, there are some really f@%ked up people in this world.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/28/austria.cellar.reax/index.html?section=cnn_latest
April 28th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Harry, with all due respect, how in the hell can you know if it’s only going to be one bleeding week? for all we know it might be another 2 MONTHS!!! stranger things have happened, once i heard that kevin took a dump in his shower and stuffed it… wait a sec…
still, it could be gone for longer this time! WHHHYYY!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 2:01 am
No new smodcast is like a day without thinking, “What did Jay and Silent Bob do today?”.
April 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
No smod this week? I really needed some gambling tips as I’m going to Las Vegas this week too. Should I still stick with Wesley Snipes motto of always betting on black even though now he in the slammer? Oh well. You guys rock. Will Scott ever write a book you think? That would be interesting no matter if it was about real stuff or what ever. Later dudes.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I think it would be great if these guys had a notice informing everyone that there won’t be a SModcast that week, and maybe a brief on why not. Just so we don’t keep living in hope and dying in despair.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I work in construction and I really fear for you every time a workman comes to your door. Keep me laughin. Thanks
April 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
you know, this is how the last smod-fast started… at first the smod was a day late, then two days, then a week, then two weeks, and then a month later still nothin. All im sayin is beware!!!
I fucking wish i had a friend like Kevin, cuz i dont have any friends with whom i could possibly have a meaningful conversation… unless im drunk or high.
The world needs more Kevins, dude.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
anyone else notice that tonite’s law and order SVU was loosly based on an old smodcast….. involving that mcdonalds molestation phone scam from a while back……
April 29th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
im tying my self to my computer in protest of the lack of smodcasts
April 29th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
ps random_latvian, kevins AND scotts. more kevins and scotts.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:23 am
i need more scotts i’m definitely like kevin, in looks and in having rash reactions to things. for example i agree with the pedifile in the desert shoot him, castrate him, then let him crall to safety. that seemes like a good plane hahahaha. jk
but i need a scott. (and not like malcom needs a scott)
April 30th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Wow. We get 2 or 3 in a row and already the panic starts. Sad. Loved the last SMod. Especially about the “Slasher Trio”. However, I gotta agree with Scott that Leatherface would be worse, because he’s just a lunatic. Enough with all of the supernatural shit. Real life lunatics are much scarier.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Hey yeah I watched Law and Order last night and it was awesome! I am going to listen to that Smodcast again today!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’m jonesin’ for a smodcast.
It’s not fair. I’ll suck
your dick for a smodcast. C’mon, baby.
I’ll make you feel real good.
pLEaSe??
April 30th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
***twitch***
Withdrawals from lack of new Smodcast.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Smodcast was awesome as usual. Your daughter has an adorable voice. You may be interested in the show “How it’s made” on one of the discovery channels.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Awesome podcast!
April 30th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
I was surprised and certainly not disappointed to find out this wasn’t completely weed related due to the date.
Now… who hasn’t come on SModcast yet… Ooh! You should do one with the entire cast of “Clerks” no wait, the commentary for “Clerks II” was close enough.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:13 am
Who’d win in a slug fest… Chewbacca or Big Foot? And is Big Foot real?
May 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am
Chewie would kick Big Foots butt!!! He’d take his bowcaster and hammer to death.
And Big Foot is real, I’ve seen him.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:08 am
chewbacca, he’s trained for combat, plus he’s pretty much a soldier of the rebel alliance by then end of the original trilogy. And remember when he is a high ranking officer in the wookie army, he’d win hands down
May 1st, 2008 at 8:27 am
The physics of flushing. Enjoy.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2456037899_5bf9a07bf2_b.jpg
May 1st, 2008 at 8:45 am
Relax about SModcast. I bet they are gone for a few days to work on the sound mix for “Zak and Miri” or something like that.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
just started listening this week, and i’m hooked!
love the movie talk, especially the behind the scenes conversations.
great podcast!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
nooo!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I’ll do SModcast. Ready? Here we go.
KEVIN: “Hi, I’m Kevin Smith…”
SCOTT: “And I’m Scott Mosier, Welcome to SModcast.”
KEVIN: “Alot of people mad because the new SModacast has been posted.”
SCOTT: “AWW, Fuck ‘em! It’s free. Why bitch about soemthing that’s free?”
KEVIN: “My sentiment exactly.”
SCOTT: “They must have really loved my Portuguese Pooping Story.”
KEVIN: “I know I did. Well, that’s it for this weeks SModacast.
HAVE A WEEK!”
May 1st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
thanks shane. I just hope the next smodcast (48) might be just a smidgin longer.. but one can only hope. Maybe even another double episode would be nice. Just a thought though.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Last thing you said, “Have a week.” Well, I’ve had my week & so have the rest of us. Need my fix guys. Where are you? We’re so lonely…
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I don’t know why I keep bothering to read this board, the ratio of lame, judgmental/moronic posts to interesting post, has got to be at least 37 to 1.
Yes, I’m aware of the inherent irony of this post - it was a catch 22 situation (look it up) and I felt that it needed to be said. There are some cool ppl that post on here, but most of y’all are a bunch of children, with nothing better to do than to cast stones at one another. Again, irony - yes. Well bye.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
my nipples look like milk duds!
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
No prob! haha
That was SModcast 47.1 as told by Shane!
Sorry for the typos. I didn’t spell check.
HAVE ANOTHER WEEK!
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:04 am
My brain is aching for SModcast…I doubt Kevin will read this but, I would love to hear some Harold and Maude talk.
Love,
A German Broad
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 am
oh no not again
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 am
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ooooooooooooooo….. Isn’t betty a girls name?
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
About Episode 46:
My dad, who is from Alabama moved to Mill Valley California a couple of years ago and started dating this woman from Australia who lived there too. After they were dating for a while they noticed that their teeth were crooked in the exact same way on the bottom, and that they had some other similarities, so they started looking into her family tree, and it turned out that they are 4th cousins. Her great grandfather married into our family. They immediately broke up and don’t speak anymore. Personally, I find that to be fucking hillarious. And gross…
Damned Australians and their incest….
May 4th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Here’s a thought. I’m not in California, so, I don’t know, but, when is the San Diego Comicon? Could that be a possible reason why there was a week off from SMod? No big either way, I know they’ll get one up when they get one up, just curious, because of the ones that are spazzing already.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Continuing about 46…
A girl I dated in high schools’ parents were 1st cousins, blood relation, no step or halves involved. They left the state, married, and returned. They are happy together, however the 3 children have different stories. Here they are, in no order.
1: As an adult, one of their children have juvenile onset diabetes, as I’m told, this is extremely rare to appear as an adult. Compulsive, bipolar disorder.
2: Congenital heart failure, as well as too many other problems to discuss here. Died very young.
3: Appeared autistic.
I remember in high school we drew up a family tree, I think she was excused from that particular assignment, due to lack of branches.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
What would you rather have?
a) A 24 hour smod-fest (to the point of exhaustion where Kevin and Scott finally collapse and fall asleep together) followed by a 5 month hiatus…
OR
b) Smodcast every week, on time, but only for an hour.
Vote!!
May 4th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Despite the tempting homo-erotic subtext of option a I’m gonna have to vote for a regular SModcast.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
We gonna get a SModcast this week? I plead and beg for a new one. I would have loved one for my multiple flights I had last week but to my disappoint no smodcast was waiting for me.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I am going to wildly affirm that we WILL have a SModcast this week. No doubt about it, even though I have nothing to go on here.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
“I was killed by a frozen piece of shit”
lmfao….that was priceless.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I’m putting all my hope on what you said Alex
May 4th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
SModcast please
May 4th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Im thinking that after hour 10, they might run out of stuff to talk about and will have to convert to some song breaks. And bathroom/food breaks. My vote is for the on time smodcasts. In fact, Ill be fine as long as there are at least 2 smodcasts a month and they stay free.. They’re doing this show out of the goodness of their hearts, I assume, and aren’t asking for anything in return. Alas, we are creatures of habit and it is the best and possibly funniest podcast out there so I can dig the frustration when it dosen’t come out every week. I guess thats all I have to say
May 4th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
i guess no smodcast this week either
May 4th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Based on what? That its not even Monday for another twenty minutes? I think the only time you can rest assure there’s no new one for the week is Tuesday morning.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
i think it’s gonna happen…
May 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
think not
May 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Just catching up on my Smodcasts so this response is a little late. Aneorexia is an eating disorder in which one starves themselves to the point of malnutrition because a distorted perseption of their own weight. For example, a girl who is 100 pounds may perceive her physical appearance to reflect a person of 200 pounds. What your cousin had is Bulimia. This is the act of Binging and purging during which one will binge on food, usually junk food, and purge themselves prior to digestion by inducing vomiting. A less common practice of the same disease is to take massive amounts of laxitives which will cause a speedy digestion preventing calories from being absorbed.
Also there is a Lisbon, Ohio which is far less exiting than Lisbon Portugal.
Snoogins
May 7th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
A toilet flushes by creating a sealed vacum between the water in the tank and the water in the bowl. The water in the bowl is connected to both the sewer pipe and the tank. It is held in the bowl by the suction in the tank. When the water is released in the tank the vacum is broken causing a rapid drop in pressure and forcing the water into the sewer. It spins, just as all falling liquid spins, counter clock-wise due to our position north of the equator. All liquid south of the equator spins clock-wise. A microwave works by sending “Microwaves” into the object being heated which causes the molecules of water in the food to rapidly move back and forth. This rapid movement causes a release of heat which in turn heats the food. Basicly the food boils at a molecular level which is why anything that can splater does splatter. This is also why alot of food coming out of the microwave seems soggy because this rapid boiling causes alot of moisture to be released which lands on the surface of the food being heated.
I know……..I am a wordy mother fucker but I’m informative.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
check out aicn, there doing a donnie darko sequel, i donit care if kevin does a commentary track, i refuse to accept its existance
May 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
The toilet works based on the concept of siphoning. This is why your sink faucet/spigot or tub faucet/spigot cannot touch the collected water or “grey water” in the bowl or basin. The siphon effect would cause dirty water to enter into the clean water source (they have an additional drains in sink/tub basins to prevent this).
See the attached link explaining how the toilet works: http://www.howstuffworks.com/toilet2.htm
Kevin, quit shoving your shit down the shower drain! Once you do this, you’re changing what is considered the less contaminated “grey water” (requiring less treatment @ sewerage plant a.k.a. can be used to water your plants) into completely contaminated “black water” aka diseased water.
Good on ya!
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I would definitely fork out some hot change for “Jay & Silent Bob meet Pinhead” or “Jay & Silent Bob & Michael Meyers”.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Woah!
Big difference between living in Nova Scotia, and becoming a Newfie.
Those pompous mainlanders could never be Newfies, no matter how hard they try.
And it’s pronounced New-fin-land, as opposed to New-finlind, or New-foundlin.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:59 am
hi kevin
i know this is a old SMod but i think that although a film version of jay and silent bob meets pinhead or other movie monsters i think there is definatly a crowd who would love to see it as a comic or grafic novel?
hugZ!!!
~bethany ann nicholass