SModcast 44
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.
The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash -
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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January 21st, 2008 at 2:16 am
First one? Well, thank Aliens for Episode 44. Another week without SModcast, and I would’ve dove into an endless cycle of coke and whores… again.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:21 am
Thanks for the new SModcast during production Kev!
And don’t forget to check out the iSMod:
http://www.the-convo.com/ismod.htm
Throw it on your myspace page and help spread the word about SModcast!
January 21st, 2008 at 2:21 am
i just wanted to say how big a fan i am of you guys. I checked the site all nite until the new cast was put up.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:05 am
Thanks for the new SModcast! Been looking forward to a new one!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:02 am
Is Mewes girl pregnant?
January 21st, 2008 at 4:40 am
http://show-links.tv/Penn_Teller_Bullshit/ maybe the colonic wasn’t so necessary. But it did make a good story. i dig this smodcast a lot, keep up the good work and good luck with your teeth mewes.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:10 am
^^I was thinking the same thing^^ but probably not. Anyway thanks for taking the time to record a show during filming. Can’t wait for Zach and Miri!
January 21st, 2008 at 11:29 am
I’m glad you managed to SMod with your busy schedule, guys…and it was a good one (could’ve done without the ‘quiz’, personally…)
SMods’re usually enjoyable, but Kevin’s impressions of “toothless Jay” were laugh-out-loud funny (”the hot bokth!”). Jay seems to be growing up alot, doesn’t he? Great to hear. It’s gonna be weird, him playing a character OTHER than ‘Jay’ in a Kevin Smith film.
It’s not an ‘Askewniverse’ movie, but I REALLY hope we get the CAMEOS we watch for (Lee, Damon, Schwalbach, Dante and Affleck, but most of all KEV and SCOTT!)
January 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I get that this is more of a shout-out for the peeps working behind the scenes, and I really love that kid Mews, but much of this sounded like someone training a retard with a game of memory.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mewes possibly doing his own podcast? Was he serious? Because that would be awesome!
January 21st, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Any chance we could be hearing a SMRodcast sometime soon? I think Seth Rogan would be a great choice for the next Smodcast guest. If the commentary tracks for Knocked Up and Superbad are any proof, I think he could keep up with you meandering palaver.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
For the sake of knowing what Mewes is saying I am volumteering my hard earned projectionist dollars to buy a headset for Mewes to use during SModcast. (Kevin makes money off us, I make money off Kevin, so I think it’s an even trade.)
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
So you’re the guy who takes all your issues and blames them on others, eh?
…the ‘projectionist’, as it were…
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I listen to you guys every week. I really dig the show and will continue to be an avid listener. Also can’t wait for Zack and Miri to drop.
Quick question for Kev though: I really do love every aspect of what it is you do, but something that always kind of leaves a sour taste in my mouth is how you sell a lot of set props and stuff on eBay. Obviously if you can make another buck on the side, by all means. But in my modest opinion, I think it comes off as a bit money-hungry. It’s not just that though. It has to do with not being able to get into an event unless you buy your book, etc. What’s with, man?
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I really liked this one. The Mewes lisp thing was real funny. And these SModcasts’ are getting me very excited about ‘Zach and Miri’. It sounds to be your best film yet Kevin. Hope to hear another wondrous edition next week if your not too busy. :]
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 am
Very educational podcast. I had no idea what all those fancy sounding positions did. So, did Mewes pass or will he have to repeat the class?
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
Way behind but listening to #28. Do you actually want to go to the Cheerios plant? I could probably hook you up…I work at General Mills.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
So here’s the deal: someone, likely Mr. Smith, lashed back on my website about my subtly calling him money hungry in the SModcast 43 comments (selling props on eBay, book purchase required for entry to an event, and on and on). Clearly this struck a cord.
I was referred to as a jerk off in this comment, which is cool by me because I’ve never been one to take Internet slander to heart (unlike some). So no big deal, the reaction speaks volumes. I’d give you more details about it, but I deleted it right away and can’t honestly remember all of it.
I guess the underlying thing is, I asked the question in a pretty diplomatic way, and he got pissed. I’ll still look forward to new flicks and anything Smith related, but I guess he didn’t care for me calling him out like that. What can you do?
By the by, I’m Loving Mewes in SModcast.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
How could you mention the Monroeville Mall and not mention the fact it’s the mall from the original Dawn of the Dead?!?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Quick question - how many days after being released at QuickStopEntertainment are SModcasts available on iTunes?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Way to try to drive traffic to your blog.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Mosier really likes to lay-off. I miss his yeah-yeah-yeahs when he’s not on. Mewes is pretty entertaining though. You need to bring back Bryan and Walt back for some more of the Jersey Trio. I enjoy your childhood recollections.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Next time on SModcast, Kevin introduces a new segment called ‘Look At My Dick’ where he gets Mewes to identify the entire cast and crew by pictures of their dicks.
“Hey, that looks like Ron ‘Jellyfish’ Jeremy.”
“You are correct sir! And how about this one?”
“Well I’d know that cock anywhere! I didn’t know Affleck was in this pic… snoogans.”
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
To Mr. Barber,
Don’t assume that it was Kevin himself directly responding to you. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean it’s coming directly from him and you’ve hit a nerve. I read that response and nothing indicated that Kevin was fuming with rage and had to respond to you. It was just another post from a random stranger on the internet.
Why not sell the items? Better than sitting around collecting dust in some storage.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Whoa. Pretty sure that SModcast basically summed up my entire film school experience in an hour.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“I guess he didn’t care for me calling him out like that. What can you do?” - Josh Barber (from comment above)
Well, for starters you can stop trying to start shit online. There was nothing subtle or “diplomatic” about your comments, as you posted the EXACT same one on both episodes 43 AND 44. That has antagonist written all over it.
As for selling props on eBay, you obviously are ill informed about the way Hollywood works these days. Let me educate you. When a custom prop is made for a flick, and chances are slim-to-none that another production will find it useful, said prop is sold to fans and collectors as a way of A) keeping prop houses clear of props they won’t EVER use again and B) making some money back for the production company. Did you run on over and find a Rob Zombie forum to flame when Halloween props were sold? In Hollywood, the bottom line is the bottom line.
As for the event you mentioned, I won’t speak to it as I’m completely in the dark as to the situation and circumstances. But I will point out that being called a “jerk off” isn’t slander because A) slander is spoken; in print, it’s called libel and B) it’s neither a truth or untruth; it’s an opinion, which we’re all free to have and speak in this country. For example, I am of the opinion that you are a complete douchebag. Guess what? No lawyers are beating down my door. Looks like I was right.
In closing, I’d like to quote Jason Mewes from “An Evening with Kevin Smith”:
“Why don’t you put a cock in your mouth and shut your face?”
January 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
You guys should talk about the passing of heath ledger and whether you think it was pills that did him in.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
cosign on the monroeville mall bieng the dawn of the dead mall. Is it something you did purposefully? and Why Pittsburgh? it seems like you film alot of your movies there. I grew up there but havent been back in a while, thank god. The Junk stores there are great. I know where theres a stack of about 300 paintings of nude women copied out of dirty magazines. It was the guy’s lifes work. mind blowing.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Thanks for that, Mr. Spielberg. The comment was posted twice by Wordpress, not me. You’ve done well to suckle at the Kevin Smith power teat by answering for him. Thanks again.
For the record, it wasn’t my intention to ’start shit’. It was just a question. So Travis, take a deep breath and relax instead of posting short stories about anyone that writes something with a negative connotation to your man-crush.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Oh and Sheryl, you’re right, it was wrong to assume that the comment came directly from Kevin. It just read similar to how he talks.
I totally agree with you about the props etc. It was that in combination with some other things that lead me to ask the question. Some logical answers have presented them self, and that’s all I was looking for.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Hey Kev. As all smodcasters know you are a fan of the website redtube. I found a couple of other sites like that. youporn and xtube. Hope you can find some fucked up shit on them as well.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
other messed up websites: painolympics.com. Encyclepediadramatica.com(search the word offended) 2girls1finger.com
January 28th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Love the smodcast suprised you did not mention dawn of the dead mall. Seth Rogan would be an excelent addition to smodcast however I’m sure he is very busy if not him than mabe another actor (that we would know)?
January 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
It seems like a Jeff Anderson guest SModCast must happen!
Katie Morgan could be nice too.
January 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
mewes was great but i really missed mosier on this one. kevin can come off as condescending towards mewes sometimes and its kind of uncomfortable.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
i agree 100% with al’s post. The whole quiz section seemed like it was kev throwing jay a softball, when i think that jay is totally capable of holding his own in these conversations.
anyway, no SModcast this week? bummer.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Yeah, Seth Rogen would be awesome for a smodcast. He’s always funny on the commentary tracks for movies he’s in. Get him or Jeff Andersen for smodcast and it would be awesome. Katie Morgan? eh, I’d rather see her than hear her (not a sexist comment, she just doesn’t strike me as that interesting)
January 30th, 2008 at 9:13 am
At first I thought this SModcast kinda sucked. But then the more jobs they named on a movie set I was like “Hey yeah….what the hell does a script supervisor do?” I liked it a lot.
I just wish you guys would list the tunes you’re playing sometimes. You can hear them a little bit in the background and they’re actually pretty good. What did it start with this week?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Ben Affleck would a great guest, I loved the Dogma commentary where Kevin and Affleck go back and forth. It probably won’t happen again until Kevin directs Jaws 6 and Affleck plays the shark. Man goes into cage, cage goes into water, Afflecks’ in the water, our Affleck. George Carlin could play Quint, Mewes plays Brody and Kevin plays hooper, just so I could see him squeeze that fat ass in a wet suit. I would go pay my 9.50 just to see Mewes snoogans the shark.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think the Smodcasts being played on XM radio are really great. I am hoping that since you do great phone-ins and studio visits on Opie & Anthony that you might somehow find the time to do a 3 hour live show in studio on a Saturday night during the Saturday Night Virus timeslot.
Checking out many of the XM202 related messageboards, everyone is asking for it and would truly love to hear it.
Have a week Kev.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Brave of Mewes to have all that dental work done. Props to him for taking care of personal stuff like that. Most of us avoid stuff like that, so he is setting a great example. Always nice to hear from Mewes generally.
How can one tell when there is not going to be a new Smodcast in any given week? Not complaining, and I am probably missing something obvious. I do not see how you get them out as often as you do, but I hate checking back at this website all the time, if I do not know.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:21 am
The pattern seems to be a new smodcast every two weeks during shooting. I don’t know if its official, but thats what I’ve noticed.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Chan, if you use iTunes, I suggest subscribing to the SModcast podcast. Then iTunes will automatically download the new episodes (though they are posted on iTunes about a week after they are posted here).
Otherwise, I suggest subscribing to the NewsAskew RSS feed (I personally use Google Reader for it) and checking that. But as far as something automated, iTunes is about it, I believe.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
are you cumming back 2 the uk to promote zack and miri?
my university wud pay big time if u did a talk ther
January 31st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
er…ok…..where’s 45? are we skipping a week again?
January 31st, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Long time Smoder, first time writer.
I swear I remember Kevin Smith telling a story on one of the Smodcast about one of the first times Malcolm went on a date with a man. Does anyone know what episode that was? Please? I would really appreciate it. Or if no one knows what I am talking about I guess I’m just remembering it from a commentary or imagining things?
Paul I agree. I would love if Ken Plume(sp?), who I assume puts in the music since he edits the episodes, would make a list of all of the songs used in each episode. Until that wonderful day occurs, the best advice I have is to throw a line from the song you want into google using quotation marks. Thats how I found the Micca song from Episode 9.
The song your looking for is the Holloways - Generator.
Love the show. Keep them coming when you can. Thanks.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Thanks, Bob and Ninja Ned. I agree that it does seem like during shooting posts are working out to every other week. I am subscribed on ITunes, but I usually it up on this web site manually because I do not want to wait the additional seek. I guess the thing to do is to check Sunday night/Monday morning, and if there is not a new one then, there probably will not be one. I like reading the comments, too, but I guess I do not need to do that a couple of times a day! Thanks, Guys.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:08 am
This was a great SModcast. I’m disappointed that there’s no new one this week, but hey, it’s free. What am I going to do, complain that you didn’t put out a new episode that I never paid for? Not like you owe me or anything.
I love these on-set SModcasts. I have an undergraduate degree in film, but came back to grad school to get a master’s degree in film because my bachelor’s was more theory based than technically based. I’ve been on a film set, but not since I started my masters. I loved hearing you guys talk shop in this episode, because it reminded me how much I miss being on a film set.
Keep ‘em comin, guys. At your convenience, of course.
February 1st, 2008 at 6:29 am
Hey can you stop the music behind you??? Two things wrong with it . . . 1. It is TOO LOUD sometimes that I can’t hear you all speak and 2. sometimes I find myself trying to figure out what the song is that I miss what you all are discussing. It is ok to start the show but come on!!! Love the show!!! Come speak in Atlanta!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
This episode was actually painful to listen to. Wow, saying people’s names for a half an hour straight. Mewes is a very dumb person and not interesting at all. Kevin does his best to bring out any entertainment from Mewes but fails. Stick to making the dude say snootchi boochies, his personal life is dull.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
First time writer,,long time smodcast listener.Have loved everything you have done until this one.Gotta say,,pretty boring ass smodcast this week. Most people don’t really care that much about hearing about dental work.Mewes brings down the show every time he is on (just being honest)Otherwise,,,ya guys keep me laughing weekly (when ya actually post the smodcast weekly that is)
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
seth rogan= crap movie come on
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:57 am
In the credits Kevin didn’t mention a storyboard artist.
Ask the Pgh film office for contacts, there is a guy that
kicks ass and will work very cheap since he is a fan:)
For you guys that found this smodcast difficult to listen to,
keep in mind Kevin is under the weather and is doing more in a
day than you likely do in a week.
Besides nobody had a gun to your head and it was free so chill hater.
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Yo on those bumper stickers it says have a week, shouldn’t it say have a good week? Look here for the sticker.
http://jayandsilentbob.com/smbust.html
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
that’s kev’s signature sign-off, that’s what it’s referencing
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
Haggis is foul. But very funny.
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 am
He says “Have a week.”
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 am
I love smodcast, it really can make my week. You guys rock!
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
thanks for all previous smodcasts and I know you are busy wid the movie and all but I’m dying without the fix. You guys have made me laugh in more inappropriate places than i can count. Thanks again and sorry to pressure you.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:00 am
fist off, everyone who said Mewes is boring, are wrong. i think what happend is the whole quizzy thing. i thought it was interesting (but i am a film student) BUT it was a bit much. i think Kevin and Jay schould just shoot the shit like he does with everyone else.
secondly, i’m super bummed that it’s now been two weeks with out a new SMod. but, i know kev and everyone are working on the film so i cant blame them for neglecting us. haha. keep ‘em comming Kev! (but only if you have the time!)
February 4th, 2008 at 2:39 am
I dont know why people keep saying mewes isn’t interesting. He is one of my favorite smodcast guests and i think you should do many more with him.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’d like to see a full podcast with mosier and mewes.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I think that thier should be at least one full smodcast show with mosier and mewes to make the ultimate 3 way
February 4th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I kind of agree that the ones with Mewes are boring. Bring back Waltcast!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I had a dream that a gay guy that I know at the gym had a portal into my butt (I was playing portal on the xbox {I’m not gay}).
February 4th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Mewes isn’t boring but half the show asking him if he remembered so and so was a little much… I usually listen to each smodcast a couple times during the week when they come out but I haven’t listened to that once since then.. I indeed can remember everyone mewes did or didnt remember no need for another listen haha…
You know what would be a hilarious smodcast or maybe just funny in an awkward kind of way… Kevin and his mom lol
February 4th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
you guys are cruel when it comes to mewes. Dude does pretty good and I think he is funny. I didn’t mind the quiz either I thought it was interesting. Mabe not the best smodcast but it had its moments. Mewes has his own brand of comedy of which he is master. He volunteers to do smodcast out of the kindness of his heart and shouldn’t be berated about it. That’s my opinion anyway.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Wow, I also thought that Smodcast 44 was not among the funniest of the funniest, but I would be real disappointed if Kevin was discouraged from having Mewes on or if Mewes was discouraged from being on Smodcast. He seems like a central guy to so many things, has such charm and sweetness, and I want to hear from time to time what is up with him.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Oh I agree I love mewes too I wish they would of just talked bullshit more instead of the quiz about the crew for half the show haha
February 5th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Happy Birthday SModcast! It was a great year, thanks.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:30 am
oh wow your right. I wonder if thiers a special birthday podcast comming towards us soon.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Oh, another long smodcastless week! I may not be able to function properly. I have all the episodes on my ipod in a playlist. I listeded to 8 hours of smodcast reruns Monday at work. Hey, did anyone ever win that Mary Jane Watson statue?
February 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I too, am jonesing for a SModfix, but I wish some of the above posters would quit bitching so much. Was #44 one of the funniest? No, but at least he did it. I’m sure most of you aren’t aware the hours involved in shooting any film, let alone a feature, but it’s time consuming. Also, I’d like to point out that Kevin does this for free, for the fans. He doesn’t have to, and if you keep complaining, he might stop.
On another note, I heard that in the new comic, they gave Captain America a gun. What the hell? Love to here Kev talk about that. Cheers!
February 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
in one of the smodcast you mention jellyfish. jellyfish are of the Cnidaria. some classes do eat small plankton but most do eat bigger animals such as fish and other aquatic animals.
HA finally my year and a half of university payed off!!
Chris.
P.S the “c” in Cnidaria is silent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnidaria
February 6th, 2008 at 7:59 am
If you want something funny to talk about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_Whale
February 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Re Mewes: Hey at least buy the dude a nice new tele.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Guys, can’t wait for the new flick; and by no means do I want to discourage its (hopefully) speedy production. But I would really appreciate a new smodcast if you have a spare hour to kick back and enlighten us all for the 45th time. By the way enjoying Reaper of here, nice one Kev (and good choice on casting Leland Palmer/Bob as the Devil!).
February 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
hey guys, just wondering what the song was at the beginning of this smodcast? also jason mewes and seth rogen should both definitely get a pod cast, although maybe not together. great work, have mewes on as a guest more often, love listening to the guy talk!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Kevin love the SModcast, just started listening to it at work a couple of days ago, but 12 hours a day standing watching a machine cut parts doesn’t seem so long when I get to laugh at the different stories you and the View Askew gang share and the subjects ya’ll bring up. Keep up the Fuckin great work you bring to the screen, ect. and don’t let the fuck-tards get you down. Oh and it was Metallica’s ‘One’ that had the WW2 footage in it.
One of many fans, DoobySnax
PS. Snoogins
February 6th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
It’s been a year and a day since the first ever Smodcast! I’m surprised you guys didnt put up a new one yesterday in honor of it. We’ve been a week and a half without our fix! Let us have it!
February 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Right, so.
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a new SModcast…
Looking for it every Monday and not getting it is depressing, I may have to go see a therapist.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Maybe get one of those head-set mics for Mewes or duck tape a big one to his head. Great show BTW!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Come now, its been a long time since the last smodcast. Seriously Kevin, is your job to make movies or do smodcast… Oh thats right… Carry on then.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:02 am
I hope we get a new smodcast next week.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
hey, I’m quiriose. Kevin Smith , do you ever actualy see these post? Or maybe one of your associets (muse, mosier, ect.)
I think It would realy be cool to get a post from you guys occasinaly just to let us know your out there.
any way, there realy dose need to be a new smodcast soon. Its going to be a very enthraling experience as we watch you and your film unfold through another period in your life. truely amazing how some ink on some paper can change the course of your life, even though its got to be like a cake walk by now.
ps. hey, kevin. why dont you do a recorded reading of your auto biogrophy. that would be cool
February 10th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Looking forward to the next Podcast - are you guys ok?
February 10th, 2008 at 9:17 am
That is a cool idea! Audiobook!
But come on peeps sit tight it won’t be long now. Besides, when production finishes on the new flick we will be back to normal! No need to get your knickers in a knot. Remember they do this for FREE.
And revisiting old smodcasts has been fun. I can’t believe it has been a year already eep.
February 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Some of these people are real wack jobs… A reading of his autobiography…? jesus christ.
Cant wait for the next smodcast. My favorite radio show in cyberspace.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
OMG!!!11 I wonder if they are under a truck… It was an awesome SModcast because it included the one and only Mewes. But come on…Three Weeks?
February 10th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hey Smodcastians
I was just wondering, and shit I don’t know if anyone has posted this before, but I was wondering if Kev or Scott, and how many of the listeners have seen the SModcast flash video “SModpast”. It’s kind of short, but it’s kind of funny to see little snippets of SModcast put to cartoon versions of Kev and Scott. And even Brian.
You can find it on Newgrounds.com if your interests have been whet.
Anyway, I enjoy revisiting old SMods, but can’t wait for the new one. I say they do a fucking 3 hour SMod to make up for the past 2 weeks. Wait… no, maybe not. That is potentially dangerous…
February 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’ll forgive your long absence if you and Rogen do a SMod together. I know the possibility of forgiveness from me keeps you up at night.
Seriously, Silent Bob hasn’t spoken since Jan. 10, no new SMod in weeks…it just sucks that we haven’t been able to hear how things are going while you are in the moment. I know things will get back to normal once filming stops, but so may the funny stories from on set.
Thanks though. You’re the man, sir.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
At the risk of sounding like a loser (to late) I need you to know this lack of smodcast hurts, it hurts so much that for every week you don’t do a smodcast I am going to cut off a bodypart of mine and mail it to you. Deal with that sir. Now I bet the idea of doing a smodcast dosent seem so bad, does it?
February 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Everybody, let’s take a moment to remember Roy Scheider, star of Jaws one and two. He was a tremendous actor and we will all miss him. Thanks, Kevin and Scott, for smodcast (especially for nominating Jaws as a unit of measurement). Peace.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Is there a new smodcast today?
February 11th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Thank you for making Smodcast. I finally have something to fill up the time Im not masturbating. Can’t wait to hear a new one.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:42 am
are we already rearing a month since the last time mr. smith and mos graced our ears with the ever entertaining smodcast? i feel as though a chunk of my weekly routine has already been lost to z+m make a porno, and im hoping to gain it all back when the movie comes out!
heres hoping filming is going well
February 11th, 2008 at 2:45 am
please PLEASE do not do a smodcast with rogen as suggested by elle. PLEASE don’t.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Looks like the writer’s strike has hit SMODCAST!!!
looking forward to the ZAC & MIRI
Peace from the land down under
February 11th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Another week without smodcast OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!
I know you guys are busy with the new movie, it better be good if it means we are missing the smodcasts. hahahahahahahahahha
keep you the good work guys, and can’t wait for the next smodcast (i suppose i should do some work instead then)
February 11th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Jack, i’m compelled to ask you why?
February 11th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Roy Scheider died?!? I don’t think it overstepping to say that all our best wishes and prayers are w/ he and his family. It is very appropriate that I learn of this new at QSE, as we all know what a great fan Kevin is of his, and I am such a great fan of Kevin’s with much respect to Mr. Scheider as well.
It is also apropos to learn than Scheider was once an semi-pro boxer in Jersey (which is how he received his distinctive nose - I guess maybe he lost that match). Much love to Kevin and Mos and all the brethren of JAWS fandom.
(This is likely in poor taste, but) First Heath Ledger, now Roy Scheider, how many more famous actors need to die before SModcast returns Kevin. - lol Come’on, smile people, is a lot healthier than crying. Let’s laugh through the pain. Farewell Sir Roy. ***love & peace****
February 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
dang, i was really hoping to see a new smod this morning =\
February 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
[...] of the most entertaining podcasts today is Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier’s SModcast. Kevin is a genuine regular guy who happens to be a famous entertainer. Each week he gives us old [...]
February 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
That flash bit was amazing. I would love to see a full length version with each smod cast, but I imagine that would be like a full time job. I love the movie posters on the wall. Jay and Bob in egypt, classic.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
wow i dont no if i want to live any more
February 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Okay…I think this should go without saying. We need to form a search party until we find Kevin and Mos. We need to be checking under trucks for the most part. Let’s hope they return tonight with a new SModcast before we start the search. Frankly because I am too damn lazy, and it is cold as fuck here in Minnesota. Can’t wait to see some porn.
February 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Hope you get a little time to do a new one soon Kev. I’m starting to shake. Good luck on Zack and Miri.
February 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I can not express the feelings of loss and sadness that are overpowering my every move without a new smodcast. I am sure your movie is important to you but it pales in comparison how important a new smodcast is for me. I will fly out to pittsburgh and help you finish your film if you will just create a new smodcast. If I die of boredom behind my desk it is on you!
February 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Kev, Scott - you’re letting your day jobs get in the way of the important business of smodcasting.
How’s this for an idea that’s probably already been suggested 50 times - break with the format for a special smodcast where you just wander round set/trailers with a recorder and chat to some cast and crew?
February 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Really missing the Smodcast, but… loving Reaper in the mean time. Keep up the good work all of you!
February 11th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I had a feelin’ we would not have Smodcast regularly with Kev and Scott shootin’ the new flick. But it’s a small price to pay to get “Porno” made, and out faster.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Directing a feature film is just about the most overwhelming, all-encompassing thing one human being can do. Kevin will be lucky to get 5 or 6 hours sleep a night until the shoot is over. I’m thinking Smod is going to get pretty rare for a while.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
you know your lifes pathetic when you’re checking for a new smodcast once every hour…on the hour all the while knowing that nothing will have changed….and yet here i am. *stares hoplessly into the distance*
February 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Where is the new smodcast??!! I need my fix man!
February 11th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Jack, fuck off. Rogen rules and the idea of Kevin and Rogen together on a SMod makes me a very giddy girl.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
god damn I’m losin it without smodcast
I thought I saw a fuckin rhino today.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
i guess we’re trading our weekly dose of SMod for ZAMMAP. what a sacrifice must be made for art.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
JESUS CHRIST Without SModcast im going deaf…..i don’t know whats what anymore…..i almost ate a chair today cuz it looked like a roast pig
February 11th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I used to be a left wing radio junkie, now I crave SModcast. Since I began listening I swear more, I’m lethargic and I make off color remarks at inoportune times.
Thanks guys. I think.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
“That ain’t cool!”
February 11th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
If I might make a suggestion, when you do get some free time Kev you might wanna get three or four smodcasts in the can so even if you’re too busy working on the flick there will be something for us fans. It’s always good to have some back ups (this is why it took seven years to finish Spider-Man/Black Cat)
February 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Hey Kev, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this, but don’t sweat the angry mob. I was a part of it up until today. I pretty much listen to a different smodcast each night when I go to bed, I get at least 30 minutes into it before I fall asleep. I’ll just start at 1 again and hope that within the next 44 days that there is a new smodcast!
If not, then keep kicking ass on the set.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Would it be possible to say Smodcast is becoming an addiction?
I have been hitting the update button on iTunes for a while now waiting for 44 to go to 45. Only Time Will Tell
February 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I’m not sure if I oculd fall asleep to people talking…especially ones as funny as the SModcast crew.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
**sigh** i actually dreamed about a new smodcast last night. how lame is that. **sigh**
February 12th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Kev’s missed how many deadlines? Maybe he thinks he’s writing another comic series…in that case, it could be a year before we hear from him.
I kid, I swear. Just a little SMod withdrawal.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Man, I miss the podcast. I realize it’s a small price to pay for a new movie, but I’d be happy with a Waltcast or something in the meantime! Maybe him and Brian and company can tell some embarrassing Kev stories. Snoogums
February 12th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Hey Sir,
I was behind on my smodcast listening so I understand being behind on making them. So as it were I just listened to the Xmas Cast and would like to offer my living room and 50″ plasma here in Pittsburgh if you haven’t gotten to watch Conan yet.
Keep up the good if slow to happen work. Good luck on the new picture and I hope the ‘Burgh treats you alright.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I got an idea for everyone bitching about no Smodcast…..Try to direct a movie, and do anything else, then get back at Kev. I love Smodcast, but I would much rather Zak get out as quickly as possible instead of the weekly Smod(hate to say that) And other than that one dude, none of us have died because Smodcast isn’t out yet…lol
February 12th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Had to switch from Smodcast to the Bill Moyer’s Journal podcast in your absence and while Bill is most defientley better informed he never gets around to covering the important issues. You know the gritty need to know issues like fletching, miracle cumm eating diets, the evils found in large bodies of water or what Scott has done with his garden lately. Keeping up to date with the intrices of campagin finace reform is one thing but does that knowledge keep my safe from the Hobo spider? Mind eating bacteria? Internet Predtors? COUCH SURFING!? I know we’re going to get a sweet flick out of the deal but I’m worried I might not live long enough to see it if I don’t get my podcast fix.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I miss my weekly dose of mosier! Hope you both return soon with limbs & sanity intact.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I miss the weekly SMod, but I know it’s going to be worth it for Zack and Miri.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
WE NEED SMODCAST!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:40 am
You tease us with 44 Smodcasts and just leave us hanging. You’re a cocktease Kevin. You’re like all those women who used to say you had a small dick. (I’m just kidding. I know you’re working hard on the new flick. Just try and take an afternoon off and do a bunch of smodcasts and then they’ll be extras for when you’re busy in the future)
February 13th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I have the need…the need for smeedcast…
February 13th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Wow “Talkative Bob”, if you’re gonna make reference my post, then please don’t take it out of context. I said “other famous actors” and Roy Scheider isn’t just “some dude”. He AND Heath Ledger (whom I also spoke of) will be remembered for many decades yet to come. Thank You.
P.S. Why don’t *you* go try making a movie, maybe then you won’t have time to come in here and ‘get on your high-horse’ tough guy. Cheers.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Just looking forward to a new SMod…. Good luck with Zack and Miri…. .Just saw Catch and release, very funny.. Good Job on that one… and Die Hard too…….we need to see more of you just acting in addition to your great work as a writer/director
Maybe a story of an Intrepid Podcaster gone awry???
RIP Roy Shieder (aformentioned post)- an esteemed Alum of Franklin and Marshall College here in Lancaster, PA and the Green Room Theater there….. and of Course Heath Ledger
later
wetter
February 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Roy Shieder of SeaQuest DSV? Damn, I always thought he was a good actor, although I can’t remember much else he did than Jaws and the SeaQuest show…I think that was him…Wasn’t it? I can’t remember now….
Anyways, it does kinda suck to be SModless for a month now, but I’m sure the new movie will be worth it. At least the writers are back now so I’ll have some good TV to keep me entertained, but it would be great to have a one-two punch of new Smodcast on Monday and then new Jericho on Tuesdays!
BTW, I just became unemployed, so if you need some Canadian crew, I’m willing to work for Maple Syrup.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I’m sorry Peter J, I had not idea the deaths of Roy Scheider and Heath Ledger where due to lack of Smodcast. That my bad for having a lack of information. I have made/been in tons of movies, I have the titular line in Star Wars. You can see me on my “high horse” impossible to miss.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
lol, no idea even…maybe if one is going to rant they should learn to spell..or at least double check their rants..damn it, that nor grammar where ever my areas..
February 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
lol, no idea even, i guess if one is going to rant they need to learn to double check their rants…grammar and spelling were always my down fall….
February 13th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
realize you’re busy and i truly appreciate all the energy your putting into the porno flick, but couldn’t you just carry a minidisc recorder around your neck while you’re on the set and have whoever’s mixing this turn it into a smodcast? you might think that isn’t so interesting, but hearing you and seth rogan discussing where the pillow should go for the next scene is more interesting than my day job. and i know, i know… your job is not pleaser of me, but please… here’s a joke to motivate:
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
A: You’d run away to if your name was maaaahhrssdhaijklwueyanfdkjfeia (go ahead try and say it - works better in person)
February 13th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Hey Kevin
We all know how you react to critics about your movies, but how do you react (personally) when you are told that certain things need to come out in order to achieve a certain rating? Do you take it personally or do you say ‘Fuck it, I’ll just throw it in the special edition DVD’. Do you feal adding deleted scenes or cut content to a supplement DVD helps writers/directors/producers cope with the butchering of their flicks?
Oh, where’s 45?
Thanks,
Paul
February 13th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
FUCK!
You know how it is when you buy a season of a tv-show and you really like it, so bad that you stay in all weekend just to finish 24 1 hour long episodes. And then you get the craving for more, so you get in your car drive to a store and buy it even though it’s overpriced as hell and you could get it half price online. Just because you need to see the next episode, and then one more and so on….
I bet Mewes has had a feeling similar to this one previously in his life, I have have the that need now…
I started downloading SModcast the last week in january, now I’ve listened to all 44, in basically a bit more than a week, and now it’s gone, inaccesible…
No matter how overpriced it may be, I cant get it..
Anyways, looking forward to Zack and Miri, though it will probably be delayed quite som time here in Norway, though if I’m extremly lucky, the film will be released in the US first part of september when I’m there for a few weeks, think I have to rent a car and visit the Stash in Red Bank.
Would be nice if you could get some of the actors on the SModcast once.
Enough ranting from my side.
Cheers, Kim(it’s a fucking guys name in Norway so don’t get a boner!)
February 13th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
WHEN IS THE NEXT SMODCAST COMING OUT!?!?!? It’s been 3 weeks, kev. c’monnnnn
February 14th, 2008 at 3:05 am
for the love of my sanity please give me some smodcast. affleck hasn’t done much lately, throw the man a sandwich to record a couple of shows.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
While there are plenty of tragedies happening this very moment, I have to say that not having a dose of smodcast; for what seems to be almost 6 months, has to be the single worse thing this fine world has gone threw. Though in your defense Mr. Smith, and Mr. Mosier (if those are your real names) I hear your working on a moving picture film. I don’t necessarily believe you actually write, direct, or even cater an actual motion picture, my guess it’s all a facade to boost your Internet celebrity. But with this long absence from smodcast (which is probably a publicity stunt, we’ll probably see Kevin Smith missing on digg by next week)your fame is slowly fading, and soon you’ll be but a faint memory in the back of the future youth of tomorrow’s mind.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Talky Bobby, it was a joke within my post; a joke. And you misquoted my post. I likely would not have bothered even mentioning it, if you hadn’t taken said quote so very far out of context.
Clearly I’m not going to win this match of “which of these two is more berrefed of a social life?”. So I’ll leave you to continue not fully reading/understanding my words (along w/ the words of others) and log more lies here atop your imaginary pedestal. Good day.
Oh, I get it, your handle here is “talkative Bob” because Kevin’s famous character’s name is “Silent Bob”. . . . Wow, the sheer wit or your creative abilities astounds us all. Bravo!!
February 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Mr. Smith, 95% of us would blow you and Mos for a new cast.
February 14th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
96%; a big, burly bunch of bears are ready and waiting behind the local convenience store with mouths agape. Come on, Kev. Do it for the gays.
February 14th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Please please please make a new cast!
February 14th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
94…
Mr. Upset: it’s through, not threw.
February 14th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Dear God, I need SModcast or I can’t sleep!
February 15th, 2008 at 12:54 am
will give head for SMod.
I’m moving in 12 days and wont have the internet again for a while.. if there isnt a new SModcast by then.. i just don’t know what will become of me..
February 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
45 - The Ever Elusive SModcast Episode = TEESE
…yeah, I know its spelled wrong.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am
The absense of new smodcasts just really shows how crappy every other podcast out there is. I’ve went to many other podcasts trying to get my fix and it’s just not the same as ol Kev and Scott shooting the shit. I say Forget about Zack and Miri altogether, and just make a Smodcast movie.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I guess shooting ‘tits ‘n’ ass’ is more exciting than talking about ‘the Oscars and dead people’.
I understand Kevin. No worries - I’m looking forward to all the erection inducing (female) nipple footage in your new flick. That’s still likely more than a year off, however. BRING ON THE DARK KNIGHT!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I love the show.
You should just let other fill in for you when you are not there. I listen while I am at work, and it gets me through most Mondays.
Good Luck in Pittsburgh. I use to live there. People are awesome there, but the weather is crap.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
When’s the new episode coming out? Its been nearly a month. Have you both been impaled?
February 15th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
It’s probably going to be a bit ’till the next one ladies and sirs. They are trying to film a flick. It’s very time-consuming. :]
February 16th, 2008 at 12:36 am
man, really shoulda had more in the bag than this. need a smodfix soon fellas, cmon!
February 16th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
We already lost Heath Ledger, we can’t loose SModcast too!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
To make up for this lack of Smod you guys should do like a 4 hour long Smodcast and have Bryan Johnson on he may be the best gust you guys have had
February 17th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Ok, you need to get your producer to organise some fucking recording time.
It’s been way to long without you two shooting the shit about Hellen Keller and Walt Flannigans Dog.
As Jonah said above, Bryan Johnson, is probably the most exciting guest on the show and should come on for an hour or so and he and walt can discuss “cocktailing” perscription meds and further benefit Mr.Flannigans Psychiatric Learnings.
And please, to ALL these people posting. DONT SAY “SIR” or “SIRS”
Just because Kevin and Jason say it, doesn’t mean you should pretend you do as well. Its the most annoying thing hearing some Online Alias slander the noun “sir” because he hears Kevin say it.
PS.
Get Rogan on.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Kevin and Jay are one note jokes that only stoners laugh at
February 17th, 2008 at 11:17 am
if i dont get a smodcast soon im gonna start shooting old already used smodcasts into my veins to get my fix
February 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I wrote a Clerks cartoon song. Maybe I should write a “why are we waiting…for smodcast” protest song.
Or maybe I should just shut the fuck up. Probably…
February 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
For every day there isn’t a new smodcast, I will kill a baby seal. You guys better get started, or I’m gonna ride a river of seals blood to your houses and kick you both in the kidneys.
February 17th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I can’t tell which is more addicting nicotine or cigarettes. I know I’ve never had nicotine withdrawls though
February 17th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I posted that wrong I meant to say smodcast is more addicting. Ya’ll get the idea
February 17th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
mother of fucking mercy…
i need SModcast 45… jesus fuckin christ, i know you guys are making Z&M… but god smod is fuckin addicitng…
February 17th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Any chance of us getting #45, i’m need more SMODCAST!
February 17th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Nick - if you’re gonna put down people for saying “sir” then maybe you should learn how to spell Rogen. Just a suggestion.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Nick, there are 7 posts that include a reference to ’sir’ which includes yours and Elle’s. Out of 169 posts, that aint much. Plus my use of ’sir’ was my own little skit based on the episode, and hence in character. How do ya like dem apples SIR!
Between a new SModcast and a new film, I am behind the film, pants down. I can listen to reruns until they come back for another fix.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
You would think that our shared love of SModcast and all things Smith/Mosier would mean that there wouldn’t be so much infighting. Can’t we all just get along? No?
Ok.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
You know we are allowed to say as we please. But I am far too mature to get into a pathetic internet fight.
Everyone here, in my opinion, needs to calm down. Remember: you guys like Kevin Smith because he makes good movies. Which it what he is doing right now. :] So basically what you are asking is a lot. They’re very busy, making a movie is not easy. There isn’t a lot of down time, and when their is you spend it doing things you also need to get done. Like spending time with your friends, spouse and other things. Kevin’s a busy man, jesus, give him and Mos a break.
But I shall get off my soap box now and go else where. This is only my opinion and it’s all I can give.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Does anyone remember SModcast #37 when Kevin talked about how they would be releasing episodes on ViewAskew and then a week later they’d be up on iTunes and he then compared this to the Nazis working their way up to genocide. He suggested that we all stand up and revolt before it got any worse, but we didn’t and now it would appear we have all fallen under the control of SMod, I read one guy can’t sleep without it, so yeah… we should have acted before, but we didn’t and now this is what we get… god help us all…
February 18th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Ashley S is right! we should have revolted! now i’m sitting in my apartment doing drugs trying fill the void in my life created by the absence of SMOD. no amount of alcohol or pot can make this empty feeling go away.
and Gregsy, i think i might help you with the baby seal problem, surely killing will help fill the void… the dark, dark void…
February 18th, 2008 at 3:03 am
I’m not fighting with anyone, I merely get annoyed when people take a phrase from someone who can pull it off, and repeat it until it gets to a point of ridiculousness.
And for all you people who are craving some SModcast, go back to episode 35. You won’t be disappointed.
But in all honesty, Kev, if you aren’t going to update smodcast during shooting, leave a message, I read about some guy wanting to kill seals?
Oh and, if your looking for a fluffer for Zach and Miri’s porno, ask that ELLE, who pointed out my spelling error above.
jokes.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:19 am
wow i guess i am going to kill my self because no smodcast oh well bye every one i am putting a shot gun to my noggin now
*bang*…..
February 18th, 2008 at 4:33 am
You know the only good thing coming from not having SModcast in so long is? That when it finally does come back its going to be like getting 37 blowjobs… at once
February 18th, 2008 at 5:38 am
^Bryan
You put the whole thing into context.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Fuck making Zach and Miri! Just make a new smodcast everyday!
February 18th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Nick, you are being overly judgemental. Who are you to say who can and cannot pull off the use of ’sir’ or any other catch phrase from something in popular culture. It’s like telling people they can’t say or use ‘d’oh’, ‘use the force’, or even ‘you’re gonna need a bigger boat’ because they’re not cool enough or famous enough for you. That bugs me.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Has anyone ever noticed how My Boring Ass Life is pretty much advertised alot, just like saying “read a Smodcast”. I can’t read while driving to work, or can I… no I can’t. I tired that on in 04′ and almost drove into a ditch. Why can’t I be cross eyed so I can keep one eye on the road and read at the same time?
February 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
^Bryan
You have 37 dicks?!
I only have 17 :/
ps: i think kevin broke up with mosier.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I log in today and hope for a new SModcast and find that we are about to kill one another or others for that matter. For shame on you all…lol
I would like to thank you Peter J for thinking of me on Valentine’s Day instead of going out on a date.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I come back here about once a week now to check on it and find reference to Nazi take overs, and wholesale baby seal slaughter as examples of what to with ones smod-less time. My favorite episodes are the ones with Jen. Kevin grills her about her chubby chasing ways and you can hear her gritting her teeth over the mic. I would like to point out one more dandy of a post, some boil covered ball sack said Kevin and Mewes are one joke wonders that only stoners get, or something to that effect (I’ve scrolled too far down and haven’t the energy to get a direct quote.) I’ve got to say you have to be pretty invested into the View-Akewniverse to even find this place, so something doesn’t smell right with that one. I am not a stoner, if you are thats great, but aside from dick and fart jokes that Kevin has built an empire on, there are layers of material and references that resonate with a cult type audience. I don’t know why I like what I like, but I don’t like to get invested into a new character ever time I watch a movie. I like watching them develop over their adventures. I like seeing influences of other movies and pop culture sprinkled on like paprika, Silent Bob’s line, “no ticket” in Dogma, classic Indiana Jones reference, it was perfectly timed and carried out in such a way that two words made me laugh until a tear rolled down my cheek. Kevin’s facial pantomime in that same movie are masterful as well. I must get back to earning a living I’ll check back on all of you next week to see the baby seal death toll.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I’ll happily be a Rogen fluffer. Anytime, anyplace.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If I don’t get some SMOD soon, I’m adding Ned Smitty as a nickname of Mosiers on IMDB!!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Agreeing with The Not so silent bob,
Kevin has a huge cult following. Not only because he makes amazing movies that speak to all generations (yes I did like Jersey Girl), but he also started from nothing. I think many people realize this and even if they don’t like the dick and fart jokes that kevin makes they should still give him respect because where he started from making Clerks to where he is today is monumental in the film industry.
P.S. I do have 37 dicks and they are located all over my body… its quite a neuscence
February 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Sorry to disappoint you elle, but fluffing is a man’s job. You gotta own the equipment before you can even pretend to know how to apply tongue to dangle to create sparks.
Plus, you’re waaaay too late to the party. Me and my army of bear-identified men have been camping out on Seth’s doorstep like it was 1999 and he was an early print of “Phantom Menace.” Should the man ever “switch-hit” for the other team, he has a guaranteed lifetime supply of oral pleasure awaiting him in the bear community. Dare I suggest that the head of his penis might never see full-daylight ever again? Yes, I do.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Another week without some smod.
don’t know how much longer I’m gonna make it.
*Loads gun*
February 18th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
hi im 16 possibly youngest listener dont know thanks kev and mosier your movies are hilarious and my life is spent listening to smodcast you guys are fuckin awesom well you need more mewes he is one silly ass mofo looking forward to #45 and in that helen keller episode that metallica video you were talkin about was “one” best music video ever but yeah keep up on the clerks and jay and bob
peace
February 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
We know that Kevin’s foray into filmmaking was caused by his early love of classics like Jaws Star Wars compounded with being left alone at the local movie theatre for hours on end, but what caused Scott’s love for cinema and his eventual career as uber-producer and (hopefully someday) director?
February 18th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
josh temple, im 16 too. you’re not so special. but its been DAMN long without a smodcast. Zach and Miri is important, but we need some update. We can’t do this cold turkey.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Ahaha “hi im 16 possibly youngest listener” how much fuckin attention do you need? I’m (wait for it)… 15 *gasp* and I listen to SModcast too. Like Danny said, you aren’t that special.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:26 am
I’m 3 years old
February 19th, 2008 at 12:35 am
i havent even been born yet.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Haha im the winner im 14!
Maybe when Zach and Miri is on dvd we’ll get a new SModcast..
February 19th, 2008 at 1:42 am
im sure somewhere out there mothers to be put headphones up to their stomaches and let their unborn children listen to SModcast
February 19th, 2008 at 2:21 am
14…my christ on a pogostick
February 19th, 2008 at 2:22 am
This sucks the 38th…
February 19th, 2008 at 2:32 am
omg, this is gettin absurd. that movie better be worth it, and have Mewes in every single scene. Hell yeah I mean every single shot, he doesn’t have to talk or anything, just be there. xD while those two are making the porn he might stand on the side drinkin starbucks and reading Newsweek. I would laugh so hard if that happened.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:43 am
I’m not saying only Kev can say “sir” “sirs”
Its just don’t you have anything better to do than replicate the basic speech patterns off him??
Seriously THAT fucking bugs me.
You shit cunt.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:52 am
Yeah, well I’m still the twinkle in my father’s eye, so =P
February 19th, 2008 at 3:37 am
i’m probablythe biggest loser on here. i’m so lost without smodcast that i’ve been checking for a new episode every few hours. WHHHHYYYY GOOOD WHHYYY???? what have we done to deserve this?? i have a need for smeed.. or a nod for smod? see? i’m losing my mind with out our meandering palaver of dudes with boring voices!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 4:52 am
hm… well played “Twinks”
February 19th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Shoot must not be going too well, eh? sorry.
February 19th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
FFS Where the hell is SModcast?
Another week and I take it off my list completely. This is joke.
February 19th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Another weekend without smodcast… C’mon Kev, I need more Harry Scotter
February 19th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Ahaha, I too am 14!
February 19th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Love the movies. Burned through the archives of SModcast.
Now what?
Suicide vest. Or something equally cathartic.
February 19th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Yes! Us 14 year olds will unite and together we shall… Probably do nothing.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I’m the youngest listener - I’m still in the womb!
February 19th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Woah, at first I thought Jason was kidding about having a minimum amount of teeth left, that’s crazy.
This was pretty entertaining, I’m going to start listening to this more.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
To the fucking douchebags like Jacob:
Shut your fucking mouths. They do this shit for free, and they have far more important things to do right now. Keep insulting them and maybe they’ll decide not to do the show anymore. Because assholes like you don’t appreciate shit.
February 20th, 2008 at 12:06 am
KEV and SCOTT?!?!?!?!?!?
I am going through serious withdrawl symptoms of your tomfoolery.
I demand an explanation as to there being no SMODCAST in the form of ten SMODCASTS. RIght quick!
No amount of Seth Rogan balls will remedy this!
February 20th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Another funny SModcast fellas. You know, the people who talk trash on here are kind of stupid. Why go out of your way to both listen to it, then trash it, if you really don’t like it? I would think that if it was that bad, you would go about your daily business with your sick sense of entitlement. If you don’t like the SModcast, make your own. Hopefully, your podcast will be the one that all other podcasts beat off to out of admiration. Keep up the good work guys.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am
when this comments page loads, does anyone else have to scroll down about a page and a half of white space at the top? coz i do…
February 20th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Gentlemen,
If your schedule does not permit the immediate recording of another delightful Smodcast, then perhaps you would be able to suggest an appropriate date for your patrons to return to this website.
Regards
February 20th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Thanks to you Kev I’ve been smoking Nail Ciggarettes mmmm the nicotine is delicious the tobacco is so smooth $44.50 for a carton a division of Nail Corp.
February 20th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
SModcast, I need you back. How else will I delay work with out SModcast to help me out? How, READ?
February 20th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I agree, a “return of Smod” date would be appreciated, and after nearly a month it seems to be in order as well.
P.S. I’ve been eating Fruit Loops all morning and not once has the milk turned blue. Did they changed the recipe on us? Isn’t the milk suppose to turn blue?
Kev, maybe that’s something you can follow up on for me when you take your tour. Thanks bunches buddy.
February 20th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Guys,
Don’t listen to haters. Keep working on that movie, which is why you have a following for this podcast and the entire View Askewniverse in the first place!
Patience.
February 20th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Now I don’t want to upset the apple cart…but we should all shut the fuck up. These dudes are not only out there making a movie, more importantly, they are out there making a living. So there hasn’t been a new SModcast in a month, big deal. Get on with you life and sooner or later a new one will magically appear. Sure, I would take take a cum wad to the neck and or face to listen to a new SModcast, who wouldn’t?
Regards,
Fuck you for reading
February 20th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Hey Scott and Kevin, thank you for that podcast.
Its taking me awhile to get round to posting on the page, but here i am!
Love the podcasts. Only realised you actually did one at the end of December,and I’ve been a fan for over 12years! A few days ago I completed listening to all of them to date.
Had a few awkward moments in public (buses,shopping etc.) where I just burst out into laughter, and subsided into constant giggling, but that added to the humour :).
I’ve now recommended the podcast to non fan friends, who have become part of the Smith loving throng over night
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Kevin, I just finished Silent Bob Speaks and I’m now tearing through My Boring-Ass Life.Tremendous stuff!
Got to love that Harry Scotter, didn’t take Mosier to be a Potter fan
Finally, get your bum to Ireland sometime!!!The people are crying out for you, North and South of the border.
Keep up the good work sir. I hope you, Jen, Harley, the rest of the family and all those around you are happy and in good health.
Much adoration, Niall McGuinness (Belfast, Northern Ireland)
February 20th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
TIM: Yes, it’s the same way for me. Not sure why.
February 20th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Hey gang,
Thanks for the last SMod, i know your busy and its great you took time out of Production to do it? Hope all is going well on Zac and Miri. My days are easier when i have something good to listen too.
Kev, you were supposed to be in the UK doing a signing in October, but you were a no-show, what happened dude? i was totally bummed you didn’t show.
Anyways, i gotta get back to writing and trying to get agents to read my script so i can join the hollywood ranks, wooo.
Have a week!
February 20th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
please stop telling your ages. this is starting to look like a ‘to catch a predator’ chat log.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
OK so up here in MN it’s freezing and depressing… And in these cold dark hours, this Scandinavian girl needs something to keep her going!
So that’s dramatic, but it’s the only time I get some “crassness” in my life! I’m sick of election talk!
All the same I hope you are having fun filming. (BTW: I live in Eden Prairie… they redid the mall. bastards.)
Moiser I wish you weren’t married… Kevin I like Jen too much to say the same.
Hurry Back!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:44 am
i really wanted this post to add to the conversation, but there isn’t much left that hasn’t been said… anyway, listening to smodcast makes me want to do my own podcast. too bad it costs money to buy the equipment
anyway, i think this will be my last post (not that any of you care) until a new smod comes out… whenever that is.
and i agree Kev and Scott, you NEED to post a date for us to know when a new one may come out!!
bye all, it’s been fun
February 21st, 2008 at 3:46 am
Ok I know your shooting a movie and all….but PLEASE can we get us a new smodcast?!?! dude…I cant leave the house and this has been one of my few comforts!
February 21st, 2008 at 11:09 am
This pod cast is always such good fun it’s well worth waiting for,I just hope youse guyz get back to it soon
February 21st, 2008 at 7:34 pm
damn boys am seriously missing smodcast.. even if your not getting time at least post a date we can all look forward to hearing the best ‘cast out there..
anyway have been re-listening to the old cast and they are still great
February 21st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
O.K. this is wierd. You can do a new SModcast nooow! Man you keep us fools hanging!
February 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
OH BLOODY HELL!!!……………….. That is all
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
I bet 10 bucks Kev snuck on here under a fake name and was one of the dozens of people to basically say “fuck off, they’re making a movie, stop whining and gtfo”…
If not, I wonder if he’ll actually read all of these posts…has he ever replied to people through here?
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
There needs to be a RSS feed of just the SModcasts! Not the rest of the content on this site or news askew, just a separate feed with smodcasts. Now!
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
It’s been over a month
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Toss the salad
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I have withdrawal symptoms , I’ve watched the films, read the books, listened to the commentary’s, re watched the train wrecks from clerks 2 and listened to old smodcasts, I even found sucks less with Kevin smith episodes and watched them. I’m running out of material , cant wait till the new evening with comes out so I can watch that 20 times
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I am sure Mr. Smith is very flattered that he is so missed but… Christ on a cracker! As others have mentioned, he’s in the middle of making a movie and has a family! I understand about being an uber-fan but get out from under the wet blanket, take yourself off of suicide watch and join the ranks of the living! There are other things you can do with your life! I would guess that most of you impatient trolls didn’t grow up in the 70’s cuz in those days you had to wait for everything! It took five fucking years for a theatrical release to hit television. Broadcast television. We didn’t have cable or videotapes or satellite dishes or dvds! Or computers. But we did have something else. Two things, actually. #1-Patience. Try it on for size. It calms you down and keeps you from seeming needy. #2-Legs. (I suppose that could be considered three things, but I digress.) Use these appendages to go outside (away from your computer) and get reacquainted with the sun and hold a leaf in your hand. If you just said, “But it’s snowing and there are no leaves”, shut the fuck up! You know what I meant. There is a whole world out there drones. Go get a taste.
Kev and Scott, I’ll see you when I see you. I mean hear you.
Late.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
any chance of getting seth rogen on the next smodcast?? SMETHcast!! that would so be worth the wait.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
stfu chris.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 am
^Seconded^
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 am
This morning I awoke and realized that Smodcast just might be dead and gone forever. And then I remembered these words of wisdom:
“Nothing can kill the Grimus”
P.S. Wow, there are some real hateful little children that frequent this site.
Please go do your crying somewhere else kids. Thanks.
P.P.S. I will not post again until a new Smodcast is released . . . sooo see you other fellow loyal listeners this May. Cheers.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
People be joshing chris. We just like to let folks know that they are missed. No need to fire up the sarcasm dude. Hope you find yours..
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
I’m on board with the others who are not posting again until a new one is out. We have all expressed our unhealthy desire for a new SMod and there’s not much more we can do or say. We just have to wait.
I do think an expected date for a new SMod from Kevin would be great. Like most of y’all, I’m tired of checking this site 100 times a day to see if a new one’s out.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Fuck this, if there isn’t a SMODCAST soon I’m gonna steal Kevin’s pillow.
February 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
And, fuck you Chris.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Touched a nerve. I like that.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:56 am
I’m eagerly awaiting the next SModcast, as we all are, but I’m with Chris. They’ll do it when they do it. Me, I copied most of the old ones onto my mp3 player, and will be patiently enjoying them as I take a road trip this week. I just added this to ask Kevin something.
I’m reading ‘My Boring-Ass Life’ for the second time, and enjoying the hell out of it. I was wondering: there was a video that Mewes made for you that you refer to at the end of Me and My Shadow. You give a link in the book, but that link is dead. Is there anywhere else we can see that video? Hope the ‘Zack and Miri’ shoot is going well. I’m sure it will be awesome. Cheers!
February 24th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
‘Isurus’ like you i recently read ‘My Boring Ass Life’ and found that the link was dead. But i just typed ‘Jason Mewes sobriety tape’ in on ‘Google’ and like my im sure you’ll find it.
PS. What the hell is wrong with all you impatient people out there?
February 24th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
The exact link is http://origin.www.spike.com/video/2775297 if your having any trouble.
February 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Kevin, as a dedicated Smodcast listener, and only borderline personlity disorder patient, I think it’s about time a Smodcast proxy took over on the weeks you cant do it. Lets be honest, how much do Malcolm, Walt and Bryan have to do.
February 24th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
A new smodcast will be greatly appreciated and largely enjoyed when ever it comes. Thanks for the previous guys.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:04 am
I’m not gonna complain about there not being a new SModcast, but I’d like an estimate as to how long it’s gonna be before a new one comes out. It’s just that I don’t like getting my hopes up every week. If I knew about how long I’d have to wait, it wouldn’t be nearly as painful.
P.S. Good luck with the flick. I hope my balls get blown off by its awesomeness.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:11 am
So help them, there’d better be a new episode today…
February 25th, 2008 at 1:24 am
oh man, one hole month, cmon guys daddy needs his fix
February 25th, 2008 at 3:31 am
JerseyKankles is right, bring on the JIFcast!
Failing that, if Walt’s not available, bring in Mewes and the missus to make up numbers.
Let’s see, Johnson, Ingram, Schwalbach, Mewes… that would make it JISMcast.
Oh, that can’t be good.
Maybe we oughtta just wait.
February 25th, 2008 at 5:16 am
*sigh*
Yet another SModless week.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Hey Kev,
You think Jen would be interested in doing a indie comedy? Can i shoot over the script to her?
Im still trying to raise money for the film, but think she’d be perfect for a role.
let me know ,
Cheers
February 25th, 2008 at 10:47 am
*curls up into fetal position* sodcast…smodcast…smcast…..precious…my precious
February 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I swore i saw a glimpse of Mosier last night at the Oscars.
Maybe production slowed for a few days since Seth Rogen had to leave and announce winners at the Oscars? I don’t know. I’m frantically making things up to validate my existence w/o smodcast.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
He should let Malcom or one of his friends do the smodcast until he has time. I am excited for a new Kevin Smith film, and I understand the hard work that goes into it, but these podcasts are like a nice cup of coffee and have become my Monday tradition.
Plus, I am eager to see what, if anything, Kevin and Scott thought of the Oscars.
P.S. - I heard Kevin talk about Gay lingo using the word BEAR, and then in a bookstore downtown, sure enough, there was BEAR MAGAZINE with Kevin and Malcom on the cover. It is a pretty funny pic of the two on the front cover, as well as an interesting article about the upcoming film “Small Town Bar” ( I think is the title.) Anyway, the first time I heard this word was in a John Waters film, “A DIRTY SHAME,” and I had no idea it was a practiced preference in the gay community.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
All good things come to those who wait.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
RE: Channicus
“I bet 10 bucks Kev snuck on here under a fake name and was one of the dozens of people to basically say “fuck off, they’re making a movie, stop whining and gtfo”…
Given Kevin attended an anti-Dogma protest & joined in, if anything Ireckon the devious side of him would be more likely to come on heree & berate himself and try to whip up a storm to see what reaction it would get ;o)
February 25th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
This is just like SpiderMan/Black Cat all over again! CROM! Please send us another Smodcast!
February 25th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
michael,
mosier was the producer on a nominated short doc, salim baba. so, that may have been him
February 25th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Arhgh! Seriously, SMod is hyped on the front page, then they link to the same page for over a month. Some kind of update would be nice, even just a “sorry, I’m too busy, I’ll try again in a month.” I’m not asking for him to give us another hour of his time. Just 2 minutes to let us know what’s up. Please, Kev.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I’m freakin jonesing I gotta have it please do one soon!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
All Work And No Smodcast Make Jack A Dull Boy
February 25th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I don’t know why I bother checking this page anymore.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:42 am
KEVIN! STOP FUCKING SETH ROGEN AND DO A SMODCAST! (JK. I do miss Smodcast but I know you’re working hard. Once the movie is done I’m sure we’ll get our Smod back. And that video of Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen totally rocks).
February 26th, 2008 at 2:53 am
Hopefully they’ll make up for it with a double-length, Rogen filled SModcast (it’s not just Kev’s fault, Mos is equally to blame lol).
February 26th, 2008 at 3:20 am
what vid?
February 26th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Dag, yo. My last night with internet for god knows how long and still no SMod. Ah well, I’m sure by the time i’m online again there’ll be a wealth of new ones in the archives that I can enjoy.. i hope.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:53 am
I say the next SModcast is nothing but Mewes and Rogen fucking.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Surprisingly, I miss a weekly dose of made-up facts and debates about the Matrix by two wealthy, stoned Hollywood types.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:59 am
WTF?
February 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
where the fuck is my fix? without my smod my friends and i have nothing to talk about on mondays! god damn my life is boring.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
A friend of mine works on the set and overheard Kevin and Scott arguing about a scene in the movie late at night a couple of weeks ago. Apparently Kevin wanted to have the dude to do one thing while Scott disagreed and had another idea. The two went back and forth for about 45 minutes and finally Kevin said that it was his flick and he wanted it his way and if Scott didn’t like it, that’s too bad. So Scott got up and left and they had to put the scene on hold. That could explain why there’s no new smodcast.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
If the story that cletus says is true, I think that may be the worst news i’ve heard all year. ( so far) The “breakup” of kevin and scott would just be too hard to take. Although it would explain a lot.
Lets hope it hasn’t come to those extremes my friends.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:22 am
@JerseyKankles
Ah, you think you’re the only one…how amusing.
@Everyone Else
If you really can’t just wait till a new show with the lack of SModcast, there are always alternatives. Maybe i’m selling ketchup to mustard people, being as none of the podcasts i’m about to recommend feature Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier, but the whole unedited humor angle is taken on a lot of podcasts. Diggnation every week, for instance. You get to watch two 30 year old guys talk about geeky news and hot girls while getting progressively drunker. They even have a video show. On a less regular basis, Downloadable Content, the podcast for the webcomic Penny Arcade. It’s unedited, very funny, and might just hold you over.
Nothing will take the place of SModcast, that’s for sure, but lots of podcasts work just as well on the subway or bus, and might not have you on the edge of your seat, hoping to god that 4 year old can’t hear your other ear bud dangling on your shirt pocket.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:38 am
He’s lying, Kevin and Scott are my best friends. I am on the set all day everyday and this never happened. Cletus is LYING
February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 am
HIRNGISFGFDG
February 27th, 2008 at 1:01 am
If Kevin and Scott break up im ending my life
February 27th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Hey Adam, thanks for the link. As for Cletus’s “Friend,” I’m skeptical. It seems a little unsubstantiated. And I think “breakup” is an extreme way to put it. I don’t imagine those guys make six flicks together and don’t have a system for working through a disagreement about one scene. I think the SModcast void has more to do with the schedule of shooting ‘Zack and Miri’ than some tiff between the two of them. I’m sure they’ll be laughing about it on the commentary track this time next year.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Hey Adam, thanks for the link, as to the “breakup” rumors, it really sounds like unsubstantiated b.s.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:11 am
LOL @ idiots trying to spread e-rumours.
Get a fucking life…for christs sake…
February 27th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Cletus is probably Smith fucking with us.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:14 am
hey peter if you are truly on set could you perhaps find a reason they neglect us/a comeback date?
we’d really appreciate it!
February 27th, 2008 at 10:50 am
while i am missing SModcast i am totally stoked to see the new flicks….keep up the brilliant work!
February 27th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Here’s some “inside news”, the production of Zach and Miri Make a Porno has halted due to the fact there has been a godzilla sighting in Los Angeles.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Hey guys! Hope you come back soon!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Mos and Kev are still very much in love, and are just a little too busy right now to do a smod. Look for a new one in about two weeks.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
We need a new smodcast! Getting withdrawals!
February 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I am a homeless person with wireless and a Mac who lives on the set of Z&M. The real reason there’s no SModcast is because Helen Keller stumbled onto the set whilst Jason had his teeth out so he could better service Seth Rogan, thought the teeth were a handheld braille reader, started trying to read the scripts with them, chewed up all the scripts; M Night stopped by to help with rewrites, started arguing about homosexually charged phallic imagery in the last edition of the ‘Potter series with Mos; Kev started feeling left out of the circle jerk, went home to drown in donuts and pizza, which the weiner dog ate up and shat out all over Kev’s iMac containing all the digital footage shot so far, destroying the hard drive; and now Jack Black and Danny Glover have to recreate the entire movie because everyone else is too busy F’ing Seth Rogan.
So that’s why there is no new SModcast.
If there had been a new SModcast no one would have been subjected to that.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
god damn artards trying to start rumors about kevin and scott.
when you get around to it, a new smodcast would be greatly appreciated.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
did not realize how much i missed smodcast or how important it was to me till it was gone for awhile (just like the perfect chick). I hope to hear from yall soon, still waiting on the chick.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Of course it isn’t true, I just wanted to see who would believe such nonsense.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Yep, that explains it Maggs..
February 28th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Don’t be a tease Kev.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Sexy.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Question is… is it the real Kevin Smith?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
February 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am
If that wasn’t really Kevin Smith that is a cruel joke because no my hopes are up for a new smodcast.
P.S. Judging by I’m Fucking Seth Rogen Z&M is going to be awesome
February 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Seth needs to do the cast before the production is over. *crosses fingers*
February 29th, 2008 at 1:47 am
If you can read this, it’s ’cause ANYONE can post as “Kevin”.
February 29th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Hurry the fuck up and get a smodcast out! I moved from Hoboken to Switzerland 2.5 years ago, and right now it’s boring, cold, neutral, clean, and I’m sick of the cheese. And I’m tired of German documentaries on brothels and families who make handcrafted wood dildoes (the hot 18 year old daughter does QA–really).
The smodcast is one of the things I count on to bring me home… damn I miss jersey… PLEASE!!??
February 29th, 2008 at 5:09 am
i dont believe you Pete. because i saw godzilla in Altoona,PA just five minutes ago.
i’m only an hour from Pitt… maybe i’ll drive down and see if i can find Kev and ask what’s up..
March 1st, 2008 at 12:33 am
An entire February without SModcast. This movie’d better kick some major ass. I’m a huge fan and keep up the good work - key words are keep it up.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:52 am
Is 44 the last podcast? Will there be anymore?
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:01 am
madonnaneedsacumbath Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Seth needs to do the cast before the production is over.
*crosses fingers*
YES!!!!!!!!
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Hey.. thats a good question..
Cmon, Kev.. I’m reading your book.. I know no matter how busy you are, you’re reading the boards.. just let us know when to expect another.. or IF to expect another…
If not, cool.. well, not cool.. but you’re a busy dude, we get that.. we just want to know when youre back on or if its all done.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 am
It’s not “all done” everybody just chill while enjoying old SMODs (Harry Scotter #29, Sex and Violence #3, & Scott Land #27) while looking forward to the new film.
P.S. I may or may not be in love with Elizabeth Banks……not sure, I am however definitely in love with Seth.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 am
Now, I’m sure we’ll get another. But… why is the RSS Feed missing?! It better as hell come back.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:03 am
R.I.P. Jeff Healey
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am
I think Ned Smitty has the right idea. Or maybe they got lost in that bullshit Matrix and are now trying to determine their perfect life. Or maybe they mistook crazy glue as a shot in the mouth and now cannot talk nor perform felacio.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Woe is me…
Smodcast I miss thee
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I am DYING for a new SModcast! I check this site every day! I never act this needy with any of my other podcasts; I’m so ashamed.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I said Goddamn! I too am aching for a new SModCast. I appreciate dudes laying down a track when its fun for them though & I’d gladly trade all of the SMods for their new film.
Le sigh.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:14 am
I miss you Kevin, and you too Scott. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark.
Silently weeping,
Matt
March 4th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Come on smith, I love the podcast, Please post a new one soon. I have blueballs for a new Podcast!!
Thanks
March 4th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Ned, I could really stand some toilet time - with or without flushable wipes…
March 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
WTF? I get it… Kevin and Scott are BALLS DEEP in “Zack and Miri…” but… shit… if I’m working 50 hrs a week between two restaurant jobs… and still have time to jack off to Hannah Montana… sheeeee—it… get yo shits together, sons.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I miss SModcast. I suppose if you have a break you just want to hang with your families, but geeze. I was so proud of you for keeping up with it. There are so many podcasts that just fizz out. I hope you come back after the movie, sirs.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Some asshole posting as Kevin proclaimed we would have a new SModcast on Sunday. Here it is…Tuesday, with no damn SModcast.
March 4th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST!
Really we have been patient- but now the crowd chants
SMODCAST! SMODCAST! SMODCAST!
please I don’t know how much longer I can hold them off-
March 5th, 2008 at 12:42 am
I was actually kinda happy, because I haven’t been on here in like six weeks because I’ve been busy with work, so #44 is new to me.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 am
A Smodfans in Puttsburgh should try their best to verbally harass The Dynamic Duo into doing another one MID-WEEK… I don’t care if it’s only a half our.. I need a bump.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:53 am
You guys, It’s just a podcast. Could you all get over yourselves? You’re acting like it’s oxygen.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am
maybe we should all unite and start “Fans of Smodcast” podcast where every week we discuss the absence there of, via the internet highway, of the duo. or we can just wait…..
March 5th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
just having fun april. Good luck with all new projects Kev!
March 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
i need my crack!
March 5th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
And here I thought you would have to have actually *met* a person; in order to consider judgement on wether you “love” them. Silly me
March 6th, 2008 at 1:29 am
sup guys, havent seen you since wonder con are you guys… still alive has mose died and revisted as a ghost did he meet divine? dude snoogans on getting seth for prono…..peace
March 6th, 2008 at 3:05 am
damn you smith smodcast is like crack and your forcing us through rehab!!!!!!!!!!! lol
March 6th, 2008 at 11:34 am
If you have verizon internet chances are you cant read this. I pirated my neighbors wifi to send this message. Verizon blocks the site. If we all get to whine about our ideal smodcast hosts, I’ll put my bid in for Schwalcast. I want to see jen come back again and give Kevin shit.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
To “The not so silent Bob”, if you were as invested in the askewniverse as you think you are you would know that “Kevin and Jay are one note jokes that only stoners laugh at” is a reference to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
So … Scott Mosier and Brian Posehn really _aren’t_ one and the same?
But, that voice? … and what about how you never see them at the same time?!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
(oops, stuttered)
March 7th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I agree with the guy that says he would like another Schwalcast. I hope you’re about done with the movie so you can make another SModcast soon. I actually have suicidal thoughts without it, lol. Seriously though, I can’t wait for the fucking movie!! I can hold out on the SModcast as long as the movie hurries up and gets here.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Oh, and I just love how Osbourne’s butler materialized towards the end of the movie and was like, “(oh by the way) Spider-Man/Peter Parker didn’t kill your father”.
LOL Gimme a f_cking break. lol
A new ‘cast is going to come out and crash this site. RED PILL!!! I CHOOSE THE RED PILL!!!
P.S. I too thought it might be “fun” to reference “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, only to throw it back in somebody’s face after my “magnolia_fan comment” provoked a predictable response. Trouble is, my cock is much too large to worry about engaging in such pettiness.
Perhaps, I am like a super-hero in this way . . . hmm . . . ‘With great penis, comes great orgasmability’.
My point?
March 8th, 2008 at 4:45 am
April B: Here in the Askewniverse Smodcast IS Oxygen.
March 8th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Totally adore the Smodcasts. I’m sure I’m the millionth person to ask, but my first time on talkback, so sorry. Is the background playlist published anywhere? The odd track I can make out always makes me smile, given the context.
March 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
For those of you that have friends with verizon someone on the smodcast thread on viewaskew.com has solved your issues i am a verizon customer so you know it works. Use a proxy the one that was linked was http://www.250.eu and your friends or yourself will be smoding in no time. You can check out the message board if you would like to thank this genius also they have found out where the problem derived from.
March 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Well it’s sunday, so i’m checking for a new smodcast more than i already check.
Really hoping that a new one comes up either today or tomorrow!
March 9th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Hey Kevin,
i know you’ve been busy with the movie and all but, where is the new smodcast at. Its been over a month and a half. WE ARE DYING HERE
March 10th, 2008 at 7:59 am
at least throw us a blog I’m dying to hear about the shoot
March 10th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Why can’t everyone just back the fuck of? I mean fuck, they are making a movie. But sure, if you’d rather have them making SMod cast 24/7 instead of doing what they, and probably most of the rest of us want, that is making kick ass movies, then by all means go a head and bitch some more. I love SMod cast as much as the next guy, it brightens my mondays too, but imagine how many awesome days of joy Zack and Miri will bring ya!
PATIENTLY waiting for the next SMod cast and Z&M
Daniel, Tokyo
March 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Are you some kind of fucking idiot, Daniel??
It’s not exactly “24/7″ if it’s an hour once a week now is it? And after a month and a half it’s coming to a point where one a month will be enough, not even a note or anything to say when/if we get a new one.
If we weren’t ‘patient’ people would have long given up on even viewing this page anymore, we are being patient. Fuckhead.
March 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
is it not true that they have two weeks of filming left? we can wait that long cant we? or maybe Walt and brian could do one solo no kevin and scott
March 10th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
2 weeks guys….2 weeks…we can do it! must be strong!
March 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
…do any of you guys ever think, that maybe, just MAYBE, there’s…more to life than SMod?
Just throwing it out there. You can take it if you want, there it is. Or you can leave it, that’s cool. Maybe pick it up. Touch it. Smell it. Taste it if you want. That’s ok. It’s ok.
March 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Last night i dreamt there was a new SModcast..
And thats really sad.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Re-visit the old SmodCasts, people! The “Best of…” if you will. Phrases like, “I’m from the NorthSouth and I’m here for Thankgiving” or the stories about Nuk-Nuk the cavedude and his cave woman discovering the art of sex are just as funny the 2nd, 3rd, or 26th time you hear ‘em. Make do!
March 10th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
been waiting a while………sigh
March 10th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I started listening to them from the start again. Amazing how bad my memory was. They are still funny as ever. You all should stop razing them for not Smodcasting while they are working on a movie. Hell, they don’t come to you at work and pester you to jerk off.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Actually they do come to my work and pester me to jerk off but I really don’t consider it being pestered as I am glad to tug one out for them.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:24 am
to be rational, put it this way, what would you prefer?
a) one smodcast
or
b) a whole new film by k.smith and s.mosier
I think i know the answer to this one, I’d rather see the film done and released quicker
March 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Man why are all the fans turning on each other? I think everyone here wants a new Smodcast, right? I believe that everyone can express that how they want. Whether it be joking of suicide or just saying to yourself “there making a movie” and waiting it out. For one reason or another we all appreciate the movies, blogs, smodcasts, etc. as well as Kevin and associates. I cant stop you from hating on each other, but damn while we wait how about some real entertainment on this comment section. I for one have enjoyed reading other peoples sense of humor on this page. All the haters who hate on the other fans take the pickle out of your ass and eat it. Taste good right. Almost like home. Oh so sweet comfort food. Lets turn that hatred on something like when you go to fart and shit comes out.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hey Scott and Smitty. I have never Posted on the site before but I think its time to throw my 4 cents in. Speaking of Coke and Whores, I wanna Let you know exactly how it is to be a listener of the coveted SModCast. Imagine, if you will, that cocaine and whores were free and plentiful. (assuming we all love coke and whores). But its only available @ seeming random times. With that in mind.. Imagine you can enjoy the ol’ C&W’s bounty however much you like as long and as frequent as you can take. After while, you get used to the whore and the coke runs dry, only renewing it @ that seemingly random time. I am addicted to Smodcast, aka C&W’s. And I hate myself for it because my rational mind says not to because being addicted to something that is not dependable is just silly to start with. Being addicted to the sunset is one thing, but being addicted to a lunar eclipse just spells trouble. I guess my point is, (tapping my arm), I need my next fix Kev and Scott. I think back on the times I Listened to the new episodes and what I was doing, and I try to recreate it. It doesn’t work. Sometimes I catch myself in a daze, with the symphonic music in the background of my memory, laughing out loud to Kevin’s role-playing of the fat guy on the Disney roller coaster, crying and hurt, and Scotty’s drunken impression of himself.
Its priceless, but I would be willing to pay for the experience again. Please..PLEASE don’t forget about the fans like myself. I know your busy with the movie, hell, I cant wait for that either, but throw another show together ASAP please! I have made my group of friends Totally aware of the Cult phenomenon of your movies, of course I own em all. But I feel like a douche cause they are now addicted to the podcasts as much as I am and its all my fault. So.. Betty Ford here we come… and maybe we can get some sort of Methadone substitute for the Smodcast.. but we know their is nothing like the Real thing. Love ya guys! In a totally hetero way
March 11th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Kevin on the ViewAskew Board:
‘Today’s our last day. Unless something really unexpected happens between right now and midnight/one, we’re gonna wind up wrapping two days ahead of schedule.’
So, maybe soon boys and girls!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I just hope that the previous post isn’t bullshit, because my “life” is getting pretty “boring-ass” without my weekly fix of Smith&Mosier (possible liqueur line?).
March 11th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Im here for Thankgiving, i swear to god everytime i hear it or even read it i laugh my ass off,i did it today while friends were over and they looked at me real funny!. anyways im glad they r almost done with the movie i can wait for smodcast but please fix the website soon so i dont have to keep usin a proxy site
March 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
KEVIN AND SCOTT, I IMPLORE YOU PLEASE POST A NEW SMODCAST. I am not being the slightest bit dishonest when I say that it has become hard for me to sleep at night, without listening to the show. so inbgrained in my day to day life is the show that while being a stay at home Father and raising my 18 month old daughter we both listen to it, and now…well, I am afraid that I will never hear a new Smod. That Sirs firghtens me.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Any word on when we could expect a new one? Even if it isn’t for a few days/weeks/months (shudder) it would be nice to know if or when one will return. If I knew there was going to be a big gap between podcasts a few weeks ago I would have listened to the back log of ones I missed a little more sporadic to even out the wait.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Have they died and its been all hushed up? I’m guessing not cos Malcolm and Walt havent started the smodcasts yet lol
March 13th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Patrick Gunn, I feel your pain. I’ve started listening to Ken P. D. Snydecast which is pretty good. Doesn’t compare to SModcast however.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Yey verizon finally realized your not a threat and i dont have to use a proxy anymore now i just have to wait for the new smod.
Good luck on the new film cant wait to see it.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Kevin has gotten me hooked on so much, dick and fart jokes, red tube, the smod, coke and whores, and last but not least “Lost” in fact so much of my entertainment choices have been K Smith recommendations. I only recently watched all of the Star Wars movies, I went back over Indiana Jones, although that may have been partly due to the new one coming out. Anyway when it comes it comes, just like coke and whores. Also one more question, what is the dead baby seal count up to? Somebody was clubbing baby seals until smodcast came back, I just want to know if the ocean has run red yet.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:32 am
for every smodless day from now on i will drink a case of beer, and if i die of alcohol poisoning im blaming it on you, try and live with that on your concience!
March 14th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Can anyone remind me which SModcast includes the discussion of the Southnorth and Thankgiving? I’m going to listen to that one over and over until a new SMod drops.
March 14th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Stop pissing and moaning!
They’ll post a new one when they can…
KEV…if you read this…PLEASE take a moment in the next smodcast to chew out these shitlips (if you use shitlips, I will giggle with glee) for the constant whining.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:05 am
The RSS Feed is back up! I have a good feeling that we’ll be seeing a new one soon!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:10 am
well, Not so silent bob, i went on a vacation to the anal girl next door- CANADA!! and i hit about 3 baby seals… they’re actually fast. and i’m in worse shape than Kev is. literally i probably weigh more than him now.
and they are done filming …so maybe this weekend????
god i hope so. and it better be a triple shot! yeah TRIPLE!! because two hours just isnt enough.
they say “dont get greedy” but fuck it, you only live once right? so i’m gonna be greedy. THREE HOURS KEV!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! THREE!
ok i’m done with my rant.
March 14th, 2008 at 6:39 am
I agree with Jeff… THREE FUCKING HOURS!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
You freakin losers. Shut the hell up with your pathetic pleas for a new Smodcast. They will do them when they are good and freakin ready. In the mean time, go read Kev’s book (it is very good, even if he does mention every time he gets laid, jerks off, or takes a dump). Or try another podcast. I recommend Keith and the Girl (it is funny as hell and will pass the time until another SMod).
March 14th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“My apologies for that and the total lack of SModcast during that period. I was preoccupied. Rest assured, SModcast will return the moment the recording gear gets back to L.A.” I can’t believe the drought is coming to an end. Smodcast and “Porno”. . . well worth the wait
March 14th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Kevin just posted a blog on myspace, and said that Smodcast will resume as soon as the gear gets to LA.
Hopefully they’ll make it a 2-hour long one to make up for lost time.
March 15th, 2008 at 1:12 am
cant wait for the new smodcast.i heard that you finished up the flick so itll only be a matter of time i guess.you should get dante and randal on there one day.there funny as fuck.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Guess there will be no Rogen on a SMod after all. That sucks, but as long as we get a new one I don’t care too much.
March 15th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
“Shitlips”? Please don’t attempt to pawn your mother’s nickname off on the rest of us buddy.
Whom is more whiney; the whiners, or those whom whine about the whiners?
- That was from Star Wars . . . sort of.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:57 am
new smoddy tonight? god i hope so.
March 16th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Listen. I am an old man and time is running out.
Please do another smodcast!?!?! Unghhhhh!!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
god, im checking this like 10 times a day, i think im addicted to smod, i keep coming back for more, and if there isnt any i soew up black bile and go into convulsions
March 16th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
If I was Kevin, I would either start charging people to listen to Smodcast, or I’d quit it altogether. It’s free entertainment. Aside from promoting his stuff and selling some SModcast bumper stickers, it’s a time consuming effort that yields no direct financial gain. Listeners were lucky to get weekly SModcasts for such a long period of time. I enjoy listening to SModcast, but I’m not shitting bricks because there hasn’t been a recent episode. I’ve just been enjoying the low key Harry Shearer (Le Show) podcasts in the meantime.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
When are you going to make another smod cast I want to know whats going on with the movie
March 16th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Has it occurred to anyone that there’s no point checking this page until the end of the week/beginning of a new week? Even if the guys finished a smod in the middle of the week, they probably wouldnt upload it until the usual time. Otherwise it throws the sequence out of whack and folks will end up bitchin about that next.
March 16th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I agree with Mark up yonder.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Kev posted on viewaskew.com that new smodcast will be here soon, just waiting on equipment to get to LA. So rejoice wont be long now and i mean both on Z&M and on new smodcast. /dancewithjoy
March 17th, 2008 at 2:56 am
i really thought he would have overnighted the stuff. bummer. oh well, i dont blame him. shotting a movies tough shit. i’m exhausted after shorting shortfilms for like three days! i sympathize, i really do… but i REALLY need a SMOD!
March 17th, 2008 at 4:08 am
I’ve had to reort to listening to other podcasts myself,
The Geek Savants, CoffeeJunkee’s Cafe’ and others..Noe are as god as SModcast, but hey arent bad either.
Google them to find them if you really need a pod fix.
March 17th, 2008 at 4:10 am
WOW that was shitty job of typing on my part, was’nt it?
March 17th, 2008 at 7:31 am
The one’s i’ve been listening to are:
Gamespots Hotspot
Penny Arcade - Downloadable Content
Giant Bomb - Giant Bombcast
and Triple Feature.
They’re okay. Favorites are probably Hotspot and Giant Bombcast.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:48 am
check out the totally rad show. that web/pod cast is fuckin super sweet
March 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Ok…. I am almost officially over my SmodCast addiction, as I have been forced to go cold turkey obviously. So.. In a way.. thanks? Addictions are no good! I am glad I am over this one! Woot! NExt addiction to conquer? Coke and Whores…
March 18th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Top five things I’m sick of:
1. President Bush
2. Not knowing what the hell is going on with Lost
3. My wife not letting me do anal
4. This web address: http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2008/01/21/smodcast-44/
5. No new episodes of Heroes
Just make 45. Please.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:10 am
i’m still very depressed and have resorted to drug use to fill in the whole.
SModcast, my anti-drug
March 18th, 2008 at 3:13 am
You guys act like he’s not in production/post right now. He had weekly smod’s for a year because he didn’t have a full fledged movie going on. It’s not like he’s just sitting at home on his thumb going “fuck those smodcast listeners, fuck them up their stupid asses”. He’s got shit to do.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Remember when Smodcast was a thing? Not me.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Well because of the lack of SModcast theres probably a shortage of Coke and whores in the world. But 45 will be here soon.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:05 am
No new Smodcasts makes Baby Jesus cry.
March 18th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
No new Smodcasts makes Dinosaur Jesus with an Uzi cry.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
and you don’t want Dinosaur Jesus with an Uzi crying, because he cries tears of acid!
March 18th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
You know what’s fun to do whilst growing gray waiting for a new SModcast? Making people bitch about people who bitch about not having a new SModcast, meta-bitching, if you will.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
what’s even more fun is making people bitch about people bitching about the people who bitch about wanting a new smodcast.
and the people who bitch about the former are the funniest.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
They’re done shoting Zack & Miri, so I feel a new SModcast coming next week.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I hope they just start up like nothing happened. Like 44 was last week and now its a week later. That would be excellent. Also the look on Kevins face as he came down the escalator at LAX behind that GGW guy who the paps are flashing was this utter look of “what the f*ck,is that for me?”. Classic.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Wow. It’s almost been two months.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Hey, when is the 12 Monkeys episode coming?
March 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Hmmm…the smodcast gear is being shipped back to L.A?
Could this mean they could have secretly recorded several smodcasts, and are holding them back? Maybe a special smodcast with Seth and Liz? Longshot, but what a fucking treat that’d be.
Why else would he have shipped the recording gear to Pittsburgh? To let it sit unused for 2 months?
March 19th, 2008 at 4:29 am
When I think about it… it’s like if we kept getting a new SModcast every week we wouldn’t even care if he never made another film ever again. But Zack & Miri is gonna kick ass anyway!
March 19th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Shitlips, do you realize that a number of past SModcasts have been recorded in Pittsburgh? They talked about it quite a bit. THAT is why the recording equipment is there.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:46 am
thank you alex. you took the words right out of my mouth.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:00 am
A Haiku for you to ponder while we wait for Smodcast
Infecting whole crew,
With an exotic disease.
Captains Contagious!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Shitlips? I think it is adorable when lovers have cute little pet names for each other like that. I hope you are blissfully happy together.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:54 am
I really hope he does a Zack and Miri In theater Commentary… like they recorded for Clerks II… but… never went through with. OR did he? I don’t remember. Either way it would be cool.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Ive listend to all the dvd commentaries like a dozen times waiting for the new one, i suggest it, it helps get through the rough times
March 20th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
’sigh’
March 20th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
thought of smodcast immediately when i read this article…
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/eagleray/index.html
March 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am
dude, ryan you’re right, that is such a good smod topic. i bet this can be linked back to global warming, as always, because the warm temperatures are probably messin’ with tha freaking rays.
WE’RE DOOMED!!! dude, the nature fucking hates us.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:59 am
Why must you taunt me with your science Kevin and Scott?!?!
March 21st, 2008 at 1:59 am
I NEVER thought I would ever be on a chat board. this is almost as sad as people who call into sports radio or think that Rush limbaugh is important….Please oh please give me a new SModCast….the best response has been “sigh”…or “coke and whores”
March 21st, 2008 at 2:01 am
In Kevs new blog he says that now that they’re wrapped once the equipment gets sent back to LA we’ll get a new smod
March 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Old news Peter… old news…
March 21st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Christ like, will Smod rise up on Sunday? Lets hope.
March 21st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
why do i still check this site everyday?
March 21st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I will suck your cock
make another smodcast!
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
Natalie Im assuming there is supposed to be an IF in there, and if not than your a true fan
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
keep the hope alive…
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
Natalie is a trooper and a good egg!
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 am
hinez, I feel your pain.
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:49 am
I desperately need my SMod fix!
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I cant believe its takin so long to develope a new smodcast especially after hearing him answer a question at 2007 comic con. Kevin was asked specifically if he would cont. doing smodcast while shooting Z&M and said he would. Kevin, you turned into a politician on me. Smith/Mosier 08 that has a nice ring and I guess you would be better than any other choice out there. I think you should apoligize for lieing to your fans at the beggining of 45. Hope you come through this week.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Just watch Roadhouse (Deluxe Edition) and listen to Kevin and Scott’s Commentary track. Very funny.
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:05 pm
i dont know what would be worse… getting raped by a camel or not having smodcast for another week.
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I think most of us already did that… twice…
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
come on you guys! and ladies! we can get this comment board up to 500 responses before this long ordeal is over with!
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 am
You guys need to have Jason Lee on for a smodcast sometime
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:20 am
I CAN HAZ SMODCAST?
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 am
i think there should be a podcast with every cast member from all the movies… not at once but eventually. maybe Kev could do a three way podcast with Brain O’Halloran and Jeff Anderson. i think Ben Affleck would be a good guest, and i second the motion for Jason Lee.
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:44 am
In a world without Smodcast I feel alone……..
so alone…………………..
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:17 am
Come on guys… 500 shouldn’t be too hard.
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:09 am
I would like a new smodcast please!
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 am
its kinda strange seeing all these comments. although i know its not true, i like to think i am the only one who likes sitting down and listening to kev talk about his little dick.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 am
Funnily (or not)enough I was without a decent internet connection since ep 37 and now just getting back to smodcast thinking i would have tonnes to get through before i was up to date. Now realising i have a precious 7 only until the much fabled ep 45 is makin me think i should ration out these last few. After listening to a bunch of different podcasts smodcast is the only one that has left an impression strong enough on me to come back for more. Please Kev, continue your podcasting, your a natural born podcaster and it is your divine responsibility to continue to podcast - or something like that lol - i dont know just keep podcasting coz i like listening to em.
Respect,
-Ludi
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
I feel like a jackass for having “started” listening right as you guys apparently stopped recording… I have never listened to a “podcast” before and I may never again….
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Hopefully we won’t get to 500, hopefully there will be a new SMod tonite/tomorrow.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Come on guys, they are obviously very busy and do not have time to record and edit the shows or maybe they just need some well deserved rest for doing it. I don’t know for sure but I’ll bet closer to the end of production on the new film new smodcasts will be released.
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I still cant believe smodcast has been going over a year now, seems like only yesterday when I listened to the very first one
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Can we get an Easter miracle over here?
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I was hoping that with it being easter there might be the resurection of smod
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
They have a duty to fans I work and goto school and still have time to listen I buy all the items View Askew has to sell I know Kev is lazy (something that he talk about alot on Smodcast) SO stop sticking up for him and how busy he is we pay all bills we support him Its time for him to give back to the fans and make 45.
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 pm
his bills
March 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
he doesnt have a “duty” to his fans… he has a duty to his family, he has a duty to himself, and he has a “baby ruth” in the pool. He could do a smodcast or he could go settle debts on friends that dont know their Canadian prime ministers. Point being, he can do whatever he wants. Me, i would like him to make movies (which he is) and would like him to do smodcast (which he might), but honestly i could live without both. that doesnt mean thats what i want though.
i want a smodcast, i dont need a smodcast
ONLY 43 MORE TO GO!!!
Spalding NO!!!!!!
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
ugh my life is shit
please let there be a smodcast
March 24th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I agree with bobby joe blah blah blah….We all want a new smodcast (why else would we be here if we didn’t) but come on a duty. He has a duty to make films and even that is stretching the word. And by saying he should fuck off his family and focus on us only makes him seem, well frankly like a jackass. Be happy the man actually takes as much focus on us fans as he does. There are plenty of film makers who don’t care half as much as Smith does about his. Honestly if I had to choose between the new film and the new smodcast, I’d take the film because thats why I’m a fan of the guy.
Seriously Nic don’t be a douche.
Love the stuff Kev,cant wait for both the new smodcast and the new film.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:56 am
maybe tonight will be the night…
one can only hope though..
March 24th, 2008 at 1:00 am
i hate getting my hopes up!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 1:25 am
It’s Sunday night and I am so sick of checking this site 18,000 times a day!
I wonder how many hits they are getting?
Doing my part for the 500.
Love, love, love the movies but actually Smod has made me much more of a fan-We get a movie once every couple of years- Smod was funny every week.
Just missing the soda out my nose laughter.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Okay, let’s see some bets. Will tonight be the night Smodcast returns? Let’s throw around some money people
March 24th, 2008 at 4:26 am
d’oh!
March 24th, 2008 at 6:46 am
I was kind of hoping K.S was gonna pull off the Ressurrection of smodcast, but just like that Jesus fellow rising from the dead its all a fucking hoax…HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY EVERYONE!!
March 24th, 2008 at 7:15 am
I’m sick of checking for new smodcasts, this has been way too long of a wait for me to continue caring. Smodcast I’m breaking up with you and moving on.
March 24th, 2008 at 8:29 am
I just talked to Kevin this week, he said he won’t make another one again untill one of his films gets an oscar…it’s just the way it is folks…
March 24th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Wow what a suprise no new smodcast. And, I can keep making excuse after excuse for you like other fans, but I have way to much self respect for that. YOu lied to us (by saying you will cont. smodcast through production of Z&M). You also stated that you would make the next one as soon as the equipment got back from Pitt. I have a hard time beleiving that equipments not back after almost two weeks. It would not be so bad if you didnt lie, but sticking up for you would be like a battered house wife sticking up for her husband. He hits me because he loves me.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:44 am
^Wow, get a fucking life^
March 24th, 2008 at 9:59 am
I thought it would be today as well. Oh well, maybe next week.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Kev and Scott not making somodcast but but staying they would and us sticking up for them is nothing like a battered house wife sticking up for her husband
March 24th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Just a bit o advice, you want something don’t bite the hand that feeds you or you might starve.
“The moment this starts feeling like a job or forced, I won’t do it anymore” - Kevin Smith circa Smodcast #2 or #3 (Paraphrased badly I’m sure)
March 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
jeeeeez again?
March 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I don’t know why people bitch about checking for a new smod. I check my emails every day as I’m sure you do.. sometimes there is nothing there, sometimes there is. Same diff? It takes about a second to load this page.. so take a chill pill and stop crying about something that is FREE and dished out at their leisure (not yours!!!).
I’m sure Kev didn’t lie to us on purpose. He probably thought he & Mos could continue smodding but obv not due to other (important) commitments. It baffles me how people get so uptight about it!! There really are better things to do..
EXPELLIARMUS NET GEEKS GO OUT OUTSIDE AND LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:53 am
The new smodcast was awesome 2 hours long made up for the hiatus
March 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
i want another smodcast and i want a new house and a easy 100,000 dollar a year job but it looks like i will continue shitting in one hand wishing in the other . but the shit hand is getting stinky and heavy. plz make another somdcast
March 24th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Jesus Christ! It’s the day after Easter! Give the man a break. So Fuckin what he hasn’t done a smodcast yet. Kevin, if I were in your shoes I would just stop doing them after reading all the whiny posts from people who act like they are paying you to do smodcasts…
FUCK!
March 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am
You know what’s funny? Kevin always told us he was a lazy bastard. We didn’t believe him. He tried to warn us. He even tried to tell tell us his shit wasn’t even that interesting. Literally, he described his boring shits to us. I’m having an existential crises here trying to decide who’s to blame. I feel so dirty now.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I really wish all you whiners would stop complaining about something you get for free. If you cut open the hen that lays the golden eggs, you won’t be getting anymore. Kev’s already stated that if this becomes like a job, he won’t feel like doing it. The pressure you guys are putting on them to make another could cause them to reconsider.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d love a Smodcast.
If you REALLY need something to listen to, and you haven’t heard this before, here’s three hours of nonsense from when Kev took over a radio station:
http://www.viewaskew.com/news/may05/1.html
March 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
maggs fells dirty sorry i shook your hand with the shit hand not the hope hand my bad
maybe a smocast about the rap party for the new flick?
March 24th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Well I think that Mosier needs to be in the next one, so maybe its not just Kevin. Maybe Mosier has got shit to do to. I mean it happens. You know. I think they should do a Smodcast one day of them by the pool with a BBQ going on. Open mic style.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Why not have one where there’s no Kevin and Scott, and instead get Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan to do it, if Kevin can’t get his act together?
March 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
There’s only one person to blame for this lack of SModcast
Kaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnn
March 24th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
no smith no mos = not really a smodcast
March 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
SMODcast, dead? dun dun dunnnnn..
March 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
This is something for nothing, guys, so shut up and wait until Kev and Mos have time to record another SModcast, or until they just feel like doing it. It blows my mind how many idiots here feel entitled to get a new SModcast every week. It sure is nice, but they don’t have to do it, and they don’t have to make it available for free if they don’t feel like it, so just chill and be grateful for what you get whenever it is you end up getting it. If you’re really that desperate to hear their voices, listen to the old ones again. I assure you they’re still funny as hell!
March 24th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Dear Kevin and Scott, I know there have been a lot of negative comments on the SModcast wall, but don’t let them speak for the rest of us. You guys are professional filmmakers, not professional podcasters. I hope you wrap Zach and Miri successfully and Red State goes smoothly as well.
Sincerely,
BenJones
student filmmaker
March 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Kev, Scott, just letting you know you guys are the shit and smodcast is the only podcast i can actually listen to on a regular basis. Keep up the harsh shit.
KISS MY GRITS NOOCH
March 24th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Kev, Scott, just letting you know you guys are the f*cking sh*t and smodcast is the only podcast i can actually listen to on a regular basis. Keep up the harsh sh*t.
KISS MY GRITS NOOCH
March 24th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
We really are a bunch of sadomasichists. We know there won’t be another new Smodcast until Kev announces it and yet we keep checking this page expecting to see something new. Why must you play with my emotions Mr. Smith? All I’ve ever given you is love. And that one time I gave you head in the bathroom.
P.S. Before you start work on Red State you should do five or six smodcasts and just tuck them away so you don’t have to worry about doing them during filming. That way we won’t be bitching so much
March 24th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
March 24th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Can we at least get an official announcement telling us when we can expect the next one? that way we dont have to check a million times a day?
March 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I was so sure it was going to be today. :-{
March 24th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
KROM!! GET ME A BIKE!
March 24th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
KROM!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I just felt the need to help to get to 500 replies. As much as I’d want a new smodcast, it is free, and it is something Kevin and Scott do out of fun, not commitment. People need to calm the fuck down. Then again, this is the third time im posting on this page.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
To go back to what i said
theres no if
I want smodcast bad D=
And I’ll take one for the team if that means
I gotta gargle some
vanilla milkshakes
March 24th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
i think that everyone telling everyone else to shut up needs to shut up. now, i know this is america and everyone is entitled to their opinion… shit. i lost my train of thought. i need another cast.
please Scott Mosier, come back to us! and Kevin Smith, come back to us!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:06 am
I too am willing to Hoover some chunky-style whole milk for more smodcast.
…I mean “heeeey, whats uuuup?”
March 25th, 2008 at 1:25 am
dear kevin & scott… hello!
kitty can’t wait until you make smodcast
even if it doesn’t for 3 hours last
very many people bitch about the whiners
i think they clean toilets at diners
naked with mops and their broomy broomer
someone please buy them a sense of humor
can you please fucking shut them up
or make them take a drug test and pee in a cup
this is just a shout out and holla
take me now you slut-bun-wala!
much love
March 25th, 2008 at 1:35 am
WE MADE FIVE HUNDRED! Let’s go for SIX HUNDRED!
March 25th, 2008 at 2:08 am
I am beginning to think that something seriously wrong is afoot at Casa le Smith……. I’ll have to get those dudes at TMZ on it. Ya hear that Smitty! If we don’t get a Smodcast soon I am sickin’ TMZ on yer ass!
March 25th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Ok, you know what? Im pretty sure that Kev and Mos and the rest of the “Gang” have a on-going bet to see how long people will continue to post on here without any word of a new smodcast…tsk Tsk, Mr Smith and Mr. Mosier. Hellen Keller would not approve
March 25th, 2008 at 2:43 am
HORRAY!!! 500+
March 25th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Firstly, Smodcast is the best Podcast out there and I love Kevin and Scott dearly. But I assume that Kev must be stressed out of his mind/busy as hell with post-production of Zack and Miri… because even I think its maybe not too much to ask that someone from Viewaskew/quickstopentertainment could have just put a timescale over the last 3 months on when a new show might be produced. Its not the fact that there hasn’t been one for 3 months, I love the guys films and am so excited about the new flick, its just a bit off if you ask me that there was no acknowledgement or update on when it would be back so people weren’t checking expectedly every monday. It just wouldn’t probably saved people and maybe himself some trouble if they’d put a specific return date to stop all the bitching and stuff on here and boards.
I await the new one eagerly and will always be greatful for both Mos and Kev making these great podcasts that have kept me amused and happy for the past year. They do it for free, in their own time and they are together the funnist duo on the internet!
March 25th, 2008 at 7:19 am
i’m dying here. please. please. just two minutes to tell us what’s up. maybe making a movie is really hard but going to my shit arse factory job with no smodcast is harder. trust me on that. have a time
March 25th, 2008 at 7:50 am
i need a new podcast please
March 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
506 postings, there are a lot of fan bitches (of both sexes) out there vocalizing their love of smod. Here is a downer for all you coke and whores people, if Kevin and Scott come back on, it won’t matter if they come back with the double dong lesbian cock sucking video episode of smod, it will still be a let down. As abstinence makes the hardon grow longer, the result will be the same, disappointment will abound, and ravenous fans will feel less then satisfied. I think 45 “the double dong of delight” should be a quick thank you to the fans for riding this tiny thread through to the end, a few happy go lucky moments, a nice prelude into SmodCast -46 “Dr. Doom sodomizes the invisible woman: The Jay Mewes plastic bag humping story” This weeks episode reunites our heros with smodcast past, Kevin discusses his thoughts about sterilization of the homeless population, Mose takes an unexpectedly dark Harry Potter twist, and Malcolm comes by to play are you smarter than a first grader. All done to a medley of 80’s power ballads.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I don’t know what you guys are complaining about. I just listened to SMODCAST #52. Kev and Mos spent almost an hour talking about their dicks & “UHF” the Weird Al movie from the 80’s. A stretch I know but still just as funny.
March 25th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
SMODCAST 45 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?????!!!!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Man, Lucky! Even the coke and whores are running dry down here. Instead, to fill my Smodcast void I’ve been having to attend republican rallies for cheap entertainment. I even dug out and watched The Mummy 1 and 2! I have even found myself stuck in my head debating the downfall of civilization through the songs of Guys & Dolls. Kevin and Scott, think about what these types of activities can do to a community!!….? We need more Smodcast.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
damn, i actually dreamt last night that episode 45 was out, but i guess i dont have divine powers
March 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I guess they just don’t care anymore…
March 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
They don’t care anymore? Where have you been. It’s been 2 weeks since they were waiting on the equipment to come back…hell, i’m close to not caring anymore. I’m high and the whores are giving it up for free, i’ve had to use them so much. Take your time, dudes.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
hey kev dude I need another smodcast come on I need my fix
March 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Look, just leave Kev and Mos alone. They just finished shooting what sounds like a great movie. That should be entertainment enough when it comes out. Were lucky they even put this out for free. Now let them at least relax a little while. Everyone needs a break. Enjoy it guys.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:01 am
what’s smodcast?
March 26th, 2008 at 2:14 am
I’m so starved for entertainment i watched clue. Kev you drove me to watch Clue. CLUE!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 3:07 am
in order to try and fill the void that smodcast has left in my soul, ive watched every movie with the commentary on at least twice… i probably have them memorized…
I check the website every day…
I think i’m more addicted to kevin than cigarettes…
and that’s definitely saying something.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Well, crap. Still no Smodcast…. I guess I’ll just go onto the ol’ WWW and find something to masturbate to.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Looking forward to a new SMOD… Jiminy Jilikers!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:06 am
I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL CAPS. GUYS, JUST GIVE US SOMETHING. JUST A SHORT LITTLE 5 MINUTE SMODCAST EXPLAINING WHAT’S UP. CAN THAT HAPPEN?? I MAY HAVE TO GO BACK TO PRODUCING PORN!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:24 am
The person whom posted that 45 (when and if it ever comes) will be a let-down, was/is correct. There’s all this build up and, much like a hooker that’s had the whole army, it’s going to be impossible to satisfy us.
I’ll be happy when or if SMOD returns, but I’m not expecting anything extraordinary. I believe we all know what to expect.
A run down of how the wrap went. - With reference to Scott drinking, and Mewes NOT drinking.
A reference to the “I’m fucking Seth Rogen” viddy.
An update on the family and spouse(s).
A cell phone call which leads to an “unexpected guest appearance (via said phone call)” - Ben Affleck (2-5 odds)
Oscars, H. Ledger, R. Scheider, Red State, Kev accidentally ashes somewhere that he did mean to . . . etc., etc and so on, and so forth.
It’s going to be a good one. But we’re all going to be disappointed I think. At this point, I’d be content listening to Kevin take a shit . . . which is really pathetic, lol . . . the funny thing is, that I know I’m not alone in this sentiment.
I appreciate that smodcast may very well be gone. I am grateful for the time that it was around. I must’ve listened to them all at least 4 times or so. Many many many thanks for all the laughs Scott and Kevin. You guys definitely mean more to the world than you may suspect.
If this is the end, then that makes me sad; but I wish you fellas all the best.
Your friend in Christ,
Peter J.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
eat a bowl of dicks you impatient bastards
March 26th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Thanks for that mental image Seth
March 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I know that at one time Kev or Scott added the music and whatnot to SMod and now somebody else does it, does anyone who did what shows?
March 26th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
this blows……..
you blow kevin…
#527
March 26th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Even though the movie is wrapped won’t Kev still be busy with the post? I know he is probably knee deep in this movie still and smodcast seemed more like a “when theres nothing else to do” habit of Kevs. It may even just be that since he has broken the habit of “smodding” its hard for him to get back into it.
Hopefully its not forgotten and simply just a victim of something like a big movie production getting in the way…
Here’s a quick question: how many posts will this topic get till smodcast returns? Do you think we’ll hit 700? 850? 1000?
March 26th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I think we’ll get to around 700 before the new SMod.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
would you rather do rosie o’donnel…
or angelina jolie without any limbs and with irritable bowel syndrome?
March 26th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
are we allowed the use of a paper bag if we choose rosie?
March 26th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
no…and she is wearing her leather get-up from “exit to eden”
March 26th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
there isnt a paper bag big enough to choose rosie.
its kinda a sad notion that a comment page has become a chat room
March 26th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Can I give Angelina an immodium first?
March 26th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
well the immodium will bind her up eventually, but her large intestine is currently stuffed fuller than a knockwurst. one ill-advised pump and you’ve got a hazmat situation
March 26th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
i’d still go with angelina. hose her down first.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Ok…so I was close to not caring, but, I can’t stop checking. I know they are busy, so, i’m not gonna waste time bitching about them not making a new smod. But, that doesn’t change the fact that I miss, want and need a new one! And Rosie before she blew up or after? Sorry, I have a slight aversion to being covered in shit…
March 27th, 2008 at 9:05 am
#28 is one of my favorite SMods.
Maybe we can have a vote and take a lil’ poll about the most popular Smodcast to date.
What’s yours?
March 27th, 2008 at 9:32 am
haha steve, im thinking of you carrying a shit covered torso onto your back porch and spraying it down with cold hose water, just so you can have sex with it
March 27th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
gotta weigh the costs and rewards. i figure there’s gotta be a five minute shitless interval in there somewhere. the important question is can you do her in the mouth and between the boobs? that seals the deal right there. conversation ova!
March 27th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
. . . I’ll give ya 50 cents
March 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Alright, seriously, SModcast shouldn’t be the header for this site anymore.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I would do rosie o’donnel
its just more cushion for the pushen
can we gag her with old socks if we wanted?
March 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
My favorite number is 69… my least favorite number has quickly become 44.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Jesus you guys need to get laid.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
rosie’s f.o.v.ish
March 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
if your a woman Lena we could meet up latter and you could help us out
March 27th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
are you clean?
March 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Yeah..
Them not doing a SModcast benefits them.
They don’t have to spend time doing it during production.
Plus we check the website a hell of a lot more.
More hits on the website = More chances we click an ad = more money for them.
They win.
March 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
550!
March 27th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Yet another polite request for more Smod
Draw
March 27th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Smodcast is so 2007,move on with your lives.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I bet Lee Adama is the the last Cylon.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Whenever SModCast finally does come around, I imagine I’ll get a boner it’ll be so good.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Silent bob needs to start speaking again. :p
March 28th, 2008 at 2:11 am
K & S;
make your movie, that’s what I want to SEE. Smodcast will wait, and so will I.
Later days,
melvin
March 28th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Just don’t TELL HS FATHER!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:40 am
Question:
Who would win in a 4 way fight:
a Cylon Centurion (circa 2008), T2 Terminator (the govanator model), Data, or the Bluntman and Chronic duo?
March 28th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
smodcast 2007-2008 rip
March 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I don’t see why that can’t make like a 30 second cast to just explain what is up and when or if we will ever get another one.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
i got introduced to smodcast through my xm radio on channel 202 saturday nights. kevin has always been a favorite and getting to meet the other members of his creative circle is fascinating. i have listened to all 44 from quickstop site and can’t wait for more
hopefully post on zack and mari goes quick and the sirs will have a chance for another smodcast
March 28th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
govanator for sure!
Come with me if you want to vote.
March 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
It doesn’t make sense that people feel the need to “take your back” for not posting some smod (ass lickers) _ there is a true sense of loss going on right now.
Don’t really want to be you dude(s), just happy that collectively, folks my age have an unobstructed vision of things. The more I hear you guys speak, the more I can relate to ~ although sometimes, you do “lose” me (severed penises, put the dick down sir!!).
I find Modcast incredibly entertaining - that DUDE has an amazing handle on things (droppin’ jedi wisdom and whatnot). Wodcast is also beezneez, you have a true partner sir!! Jodcast rocks - I have so much respect for that guy (might take a bullet for him)!!! Fodcast is something that only that responsible 9-5ers could appreciate which is incredibly loveable for us responsible suckasses … Bodcast is heart wrenching for us heart broken mofos - Malocast is ambitious (to say the least) yet understandably can’t really add much more than that . . . Sodcast is like listening to the standards/essentials - similarly entertaining and obsessively self conscious.
Just do whatever, don’t really want to start a religion over this stuff, I caught the tip about flushable wipes, that’s about all I need - it’s just good to hear somewhat “normal” conversation / banter sometimes; you can’t quantify that. Mostly, I worry about the same shit and that’s what makes sense.
We’re fans foreva -
March 29th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Probably not wise for them to start advertising Smodcast bumper stickers when they can’t even update the site to let us know if or when there’ll be a new episode. Sheesh…
March 29th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Where the hell is smodcast? It’s been a while. Want me to do episode 45?
March 29th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
can we atleast get confirmation that one is coming soon,give us a date or a month or something that we can look forward to a new one? im about ready to just give up on checking
March 29th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Okay… they’re busy… we get it…
How about the courtesy of a post on the Smodcast site that says when they’ll be back even if its not any time soon?
Not too much to ask.
Especially considering all of the F’ing MONEY we’ve all pumped into View Askew for DVDs, autographed merchandise, comics, etc.
March 29th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
OK KEVIN MAY BE LAZY BUT HE LIKES MONEY LETS SEE IF HE WOULD DO IT IF WE PAID HIM IN ALL THE PODCAST HE POSES A QUESTION ALONG THE LINES OF WOULD YOU DO THIS FOR X AMOUNT OF DOLLARS?
KEVIN JUST START CHARGING FOR THE SMODCAST I WOULD GLADY PAY TODAY FOR A SMODCAST TOMARROW AS WOULD MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE POSTED HERE I AM SURE
March 29th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I WILL PAY YOU FOR SMODCAST
March 29th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
there’s so many backed up messages, I reckon this page will evolve somehow.
March 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
570… we’ll probably hit 600 for sure. maybe 700, maybe 1,000. i wish i knew Kev’s email address so i could get a definitive answer.
March 29th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
If I was Kevin, the hilarity of watching choobs like us bitch and moan about the lack of SMod and the lack of updates would make me NOT want to update the site.
Now i’m included in this: isn’t there more to life than SMod? Why don’t we go out…meet….PEOPLE, y’know DO things.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:48 am
God people, hold your fuckin horses for a while longer so they can get their shit back to LA. Go listen to the old ones or cruise ebay for a 12 pack of 10 year old Surge or whatever the fuck you do. We all love SModcast but bitching makes nothing better, dumbasses.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Don’t give him any ideas about charging for Smod. The bastards at Never Not Funny just started doing that crap and this is all I’ve got left!
March 30th, 2008 at 1:05 am
damn, i saw the change to the opening page and hoped maybe a smod would join the update
March 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Every week a smodcast is not released the terrorists are closer to winning.
Do you want the terrorists to win?!
Please think of the children.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
CHRIS I FEEL YA MAN
March 30th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
HOW DO YOU THINK HE SHIPPED THE PODCAST EQUIPMENT?
March 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
and is he editing in pitt or la?
March 30th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
lena how much did they charge? because alot of people charge like bill oriley, and dennis miller. but there are othere ways of hearing them for free
March 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I think he’s editing in LA…. As for shipping the Podcast Equipment? Pony Express.
March 30th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Without smod cast the fabric of space and time will folding within its self! dimensions will bleed into each other! our sense of reality as we know it will be lost! Kevin! Please! send us another smod cast or we will all be doomed!
March 30th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I highly doubt that they’ll start charging for SModcast because, if you remember, there was a previous podcast in which Kevin said that if he was paid for it it would seem like work and he would no longer enjoy doing it. I’ve become progressively less frustrated with the lack of SModcast as I’ve found other stuff to fall asleep to (new episodes of South Park, for instance). I’ve also been able to listen to the old podcasts and reflect on the past year.
March 30th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
45, TONIGHT!
March 30th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Im feeling it… 45 2NITE!
March 30th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY….?
March 30th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
you bet your sweet pippy you’re feeling it
TONIGHT!!!!!45!!!!11!!1!
March 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Neil, your such a brown nose.
March 30th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
fingers crossed for 45!! I mean it says post production on imbd… Or maybe this week well get an update on how things are going and when we can expect the next smodcast…
March 30th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
In the latest Q&A:
Interviewer said: “Will you be pursuing a podcast commentary, since this should be bigger than Clerks II?”
And then Kevin said: “I think wefll do it unofficially - like via SModcast, or something.”
See, he haven’t forgotten about us!
March 31st, 2008 at 12:14 am
such hope
March 31st, 2008 at 1:18 am
To quote the immortal Kevin Smith “You’re living in hope and dying in despair” (he probably quoted it from someone else but the first time I heard it was from him on a smodcast). We probably won’t see a new Smod tonight or any night until Zack and Miri is completely done with post production.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:31 am
It’s 11:34…I’m playing a few rounds of Halo 3 before my usual midnight bedtime. I really hope 45 goes up in the next half hour.
If not, I am loading #27.
I seriously listen to one of these everynight before bed. (at least 5 nights out of the week)
It’s a fucking addiction.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:57 am
Well, it’s 12:00.
Fuck.
Oh well.
I still
March 31st, 2008 at 2:02 am
noo!
March 31st, 2008 at 2:03 am
12:05, damn i really though there would be a new smodcast
oh well, I’m gunna play some Halo 3, like our good friend Danny
March 31st, 2008 at 2:13 am
WEAK!!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 3:20 am
well, i’m disappointed.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:47 am
Game over man…….Game over!
March 31st, 2008 at 4:16 am
Yay 600 ?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:59 am
F_U_C_K this, thats right i used an expletive. im over it.
Later Smodcast, i wont be coming back.
M.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 am
bobby joe!!!!!
NO!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 6:38 am
its monday morning and…nothing.
fuck.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:08 am
I’m with Bobby Joe…I’m done with Smodcast…There are other , better podcasts out there anyway.
I’ll still dig the movies, but, this was just heartbreaking.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:17 am
David!!!
NO!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 7:35 am
Let them go Mitchell… More SMod for the rest of us.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:14 am
Patience is a virtue, and if we’re lucky, we will be rewarded with “Robert Evans” level stories that will make our eyes melt (and be true).
March 31st, 2008 at 10:32 am
The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over an’ over again, and expected a different result”. So there it is, we are insane.
The lack of Smod has, by definition caused us all to lose our marbles. Well those ppl that said “to heck w/ this” are the sane ones. I’m with y’all.
Just like so many women in this world, Smod has become one giant prick-tease. I DON’T EVEN LIKE DUDES KEVIN!!
Over AND OUT. PEACE.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:35 am
Wow, I swear some of the people on here are seriously retarded. They do this shit for free and in their on free time and you mother fuckers are acting like they OWE you this shit.
Go watch Pootie Tang and jerk off.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:11 am
Yeeaaaaaah!! Boat SOLO!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
damn it
SModcast come back ! krum i have never asked you for anything i ask u to grant me this one thing grant me smodcast 45!!!!!!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Can we have NOOK-NOOKcast?
March 31st, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Damn it! I was so sure that there would be a new SModcast for my birthday.
Oh well; I guess Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real either! All my dreams have been dashed…
March 31st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Dag, yo. I thought there’d be a new one today too. Le sigh.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Smod cast rules, thanks for the effort!!!
March 31st, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I for one will not join Spartacus and his crew up there and just up and leave the SMod.
I really love this podcast and really appreciate that Kevin & Co. take the time to sit down for an hour or so and just talk about stuff. Good job lady and sirs.
Thank you.
March 31st, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Simongodofhairdos, dont you dare say that the Tooth Fairy isnt real!!! There will be retribution!
March 31st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Can you get an RSS feed when SModCast updates?
I keep getting my hopes up when I I check here.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:00 pm
justin i dont think so
March 31st, 2008 at 11:03 pm
kevin new smodcast on tuesday? where do you find the date?
March 31st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Where do you find the date?? Tuesday is April first! April fools day.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am
45 is the new 37
Both deal with sucking and they most definitely were not in a row.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:16 am
I don’t know why everyone is getting so pissed. I’m a huge fan of smodcast but i’m an even bigger fan of Kevin Smith movies, everyone needs to realize that he needs to support himself and his family before anything else. I have just been listening to all the old smodcasts to keep me satisfied and I can keep waiting
April 1st, 2008 at 12:28 am
can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”
it’s really fucking annoying, almost like when snoop dogg make the “izzle” in the end of every word and everyone started doing it, be your own person dammit
April 1st, 2008 at 1:45 am
Patiently awaiting a new smod.
April 1st, 2008 at 5:04 am
can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”
I agree sir it is annoying i cant stand people who copy others
have a day sir
April 1st, 2008 at 8:01 am
Kevin uses the term “sir” a lot?? No way.
I heard it in ‘Coach Carter’ and it stuck…oh well
Have a good day sirs.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:32 am
“can all you people stop talking like Kevin Smith with the “sir’s”
it’s really fucking annoying, almost like when snoop dogg make the “izzle” in the end of every word and everyone started doing it, be your own person dammit”
TESTIFY!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:58 am
*sung to the tune of hello muddah, hello fadduh*
hello fuckers
hello asses
could you shut up
about the smodcasts
they will post them
when they’re ready
sit the fuck down before
I smack you in the head-y
April 1st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
wow kevin that was a horrible joke shame on you ! jk great joke i came looking for 45 i wonder how many people did the same thing as me
April 1st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
sir is a term used to sho respect alot more people than the great kevin smith do see whst the bid deal is
April 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm
when i was in the navy everybody was talking like kevin, it was all sir this and sir that
April 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I disagree. ‘Sir’ is supposed to be used to show respect but it has kind of a condescending vibe to it that is really uncool. Plus, it makes folks sound idiotic when they overuse it.
Anyway, patiently waiting new smod. Take your time, fellas. Besides, I’d rather a new movie than a new smod any day of the week.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:26 pm
can we please at least get an update as to when and if we can expect a new smodcast? even if its just a general guess and not set in stone, but atleast give us something to think about instead of checking repeatedly.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:25 pm
To whoever said that there would be a new podcast today, where exactly did that information come from?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
thank you sir, may i have another smodcast?
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
I suggest that given that we have ten weeks to catch up on, we get an episode that is roughly 9 1/2 hours long.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:59 am
Umm Excuse me Kevin. 10 weeks with no SModcast?!? You better hope that Zack & Miri is the best film we’ve ever seen.. or else we’ll…. Well…. I guess we can’t do anything now can we.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
Wow, I never realized how much I would miss listening to Kevin and Scott’s ramblings. I’ve been forced to replay all 44 podcasts just to get my fix. You guys should be doing an “On The Set” podcast, clue us in on some going ons of the movie.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 am
folks, just give up the bitching. It doesn’t help us, and as much as you may think it is, it is not insightful, witty, or in any way contributing to the next Smodcast release. If I were Kevin and Scott, I would read these comments, laugh, and play some poker, letting those who feel they are entitled to bark orders and cajole, plead, and whine about the lack of Smodcasts to continue to lament the fact that their Cheerios have been pissed in.
really, it boils down to this. Get a fucking life. Go get laid. Go watch Clerks. If you really need a fix, go watch one of the Evening DVD’s. Yeah, we all have them.
I am sick and fucking tired of all you whining little bitches on this board demanding a new SModcast. Fuck you. Fuck you up your stupid asses. Check the board on Monday. If a new SMod is not up, see the paragraph above until next fucking Monday.
Big D
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Big D…no one asked you to read the comments, that was your choice. If you don’t like it, go the fuck somewhere else and quit being a douchebag. Take your own advice and just check the page to see if a new smod has been posted. This isn’t a message board, so it’s not like people are blowing up the smodcast thread on viewaskew. Be less of a cunt, and have a nice day.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Which is the bigger waste of time? Complaining about the lack of smodcast or mewling about the complaints of others?
While Big D wretches about everyone’s need to go get laid he masturbates all over the comment section with his self effacing rant.
Equally a waste of time would be plugging merch… like to mention Kevin’s commentary in the upcoming Region 1 release of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright’s Spaced.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
dang! in the meantime, back to the Ricky Gervais show.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I think Kev and Scott missed a huge April fools opportunity. How funny would it have been to come on here and see SMod 45 only to find out it was two different people pretending to be Kev and Scott. Like maybe Brian and Walt.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
you dont know what you had until its gone.
sadface
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
big d i have done all of that i have even stared watching films that he even had the littlest parts in like law and order and dinner with five that he is in with san lee
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
maybe a smodcast comentay that we can take to the movies for the new flick
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
jesus am i ever goin through some nasty withdrawals due to lack of smodcast fixes! its cool tho- i still enjoy re-listening to the previous 44 just the same- its still fuckin hilarious. guess Kev and Scott are tied up with the new flick- which as far as i’m concerned is well worth missing a few ‘casts.
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Honestly, there is too much hype now. Please cancel Smodcast.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
This reminds me of when I spent all my moneyin August and didn’t get a job until mid-November, and then there was something wrong with payroll so I didn’t get paid until January. But when I got two months’ worth of pay on that one day, it was so fucking rewarding.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Fuck you Dick Russo if you dont care why the hell spend time coming to this site, going down this excesively long coments page, inputting you name and e-mail adress and then typing your little comment.
If you are not bothered about the smodcast fine I can except that and move on, but dont comment on a paage dedicated to it, just dont come to the page and waste your time there are many sites on this big ol’world wide web about things you may be interested in may i recomend searching google for conjoined twins fucking a donkey.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Matt, UR FAT!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Talk about alienating your core audience.
If Smith had said months ago, “there might not be another smodcast till summer, if at all” fine, so be it.
But no, he couldn’t be bothered to write 2 lines stating that. He just left everyone who enjoys and pays for his work, hanging.
As it stands, I’ll just watch Zac & Miri online, without paying for it.
I suggest to those who are ticked at his lack of consideration, after years of patronage, do the same.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
It’s worse than Kevin not saying when there would be another smod. He said there would be another smodcast “as soon as the equipment got back to LA.” I’ve never made a Podcast but how much equipment do you need? It’s a computer and a microphone. Do Kevin and Mosier do these things in an old fashioned radio station where the equipment weighs 1000 pounds? I’ve said it before, we won’t see any new Smod until Zack and Miri is close to heading to theatres, if even then because even when the film is done Kevin is gonna be doing promotions for it all over the place. Yep, Smodcast will probably not be back until Kevin has absolutely nothing to do and needs to kill time around the house.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
My name is Kevin and I’m a smodaholic
I’m 2 and 1/2 months sober
and to be honest, I don’t get why they didn’t take every Sunday off from filming to do smodcast, and then have Z+M come out like 2 weeks later…and why it’s taking 3 weeks to move equipment
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Chad,
Sirizzle
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 am
Wow, never looked down this comments list before, and I actually wrote about this, except on the ViewAskew board. Gotta admit, I expected something recently, after the web page post, but so what?
Crap, I’m he one that posted a future link, that still doesn’t work.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 am
I miss Smodcast. If you’re bored enough, I have a podcast you can listen to at http://www.valuecube.com
I know you have some time to fill.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 am
Jules,
*shoots himself in the head*
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:56 am
When are we going to get a new smodcast damnit!
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 am
dude wtf new podcast please!
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 am
You guys seem to forget. The whole reason we are fans of Kev and Mosier in the first place is because of their movies. Smodcast was nothing but a little extra insight to their lives. You got it for free. They get nothing out of it. If you had to not talk to strangers for a few months to make millions of dollars, I’m sure you would too. Plus, when they come back, the stories are gonna be awesome. They’ve just spent 2 months making a movie about porn, with naked people running around, simulating sex, one of the hottest and funniest girls in the world (elizabeth banks), the number one box office draw in the world right now (seth rogen). They have now got stories to entertain us all with for years. Yeah, YEARS! plus, they are gonna make red state later on at some point and this will all happen again. Wouldn’t you be more pissed if they made podcasts every week but never made another movie? I know I would.
It’ll get here when it gets here. No need to worry. Go read a book or something.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:13 am
Sigh,,,still no podcast ;-(
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
I love listening to Kev ‘n’ Scottie talk about cruel experiments done on animals (including other people).
D’ya think Chicken Kiev is a dish named for Kevin?
I’M A PIMP.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Kristopher honestly I’m more a fan of his Smodcasts, his DVD’s commentaries, his Evening With… DVDs, than his movies and fictional work. I don’t care about his movies.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Christ, there’s more whining and begging on here than the local dog pound.
The man has a life outside of this people. A wife and child and other obligations.
His soul purpose in life is not just to give you peons what you want when you want it.
And you can save the vitriolic replies to my post. I’m supremely indifferent to your opinion of me.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Go Here:
http://www.zackandmiri.com/
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I’m with Waltlover. The movies are fine, he’s quite a good director, but his podcasts are his real legacy.
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
NO! Kev and Scott do not have lives outside this podcast! They are obligated to talk morning, noon and night about Kid Video, dogs, cannibalism, Redtube and surviving a plane crash through excessive masturbation. They and doctors have a duty to humanity!
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
what does vitriolic mean?
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Maybe he’s the fifth cylon and it’s all a nefarious plot to make us look the other way. Or not. I miss the smodcasts terribly.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I’ve got to sit down and do my taxes, but I have to pay them, so I’m procrastinating. So no new smodcast again this week. I agree with about half of the other posts, they will be back when they have nothing better to do, I also agree that Kevin could have handled this a little better, not in taking time away but at least posting in a few places that it would be a while. I also feel that 45 should have been the april fools joke of kevin just saying april fools, and ending the cast there. That way it got the pressure off for 46. Insert witty comment here.
April 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Earth to Kevin and Scott.
The strike is over, you can start writing, producing, directing, editting, and bullshitting all you want now!
(NOTE-residuals to smodcast are paid 3 years after the effective date of the WGA CBA)
April 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“…may i recomend searching google for conjoined twins fucking a donkey.”
That sounds ultra-fucking interesting. Fuck, I think I’ll look it up.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
where’s 45?!?! been waiting for a couple months now. Kev, Scott; Zach & Miri better be really good, because we’ve been SMod-less since January.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
God I hope Kevin doesn’t waste his time reading all of this crap.
April 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Sympathise with those of you going SMod-turkey right now - I am feeling your pain.
By way of compensation, why not take a leaf from my book by watching An Evening With…, Evening Harder, or listening to any of the myriad commentaries available. I bought Jersey Girl today, thus completing my set. Say what you like about the boys, but you could never accuse them of being laconic. And that’s JUST the way we like it.
Roll on Smodcast 45, Zack…, Evening 3, Red State, hopefully more Reaper… but no hurry, Kev - I think we have enough to be going on with.
April 6th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Only three comments in 36 hours? I must contribute! Wait, I don’t need to. Well okay, I will. Mmmmm, nah, guess I don’t need to. But then, everyone else has. Oh, but that’s the reason NOT to … But it’s been almost a whole day since the last person mentioned the elusive 45!
I love Reaper. Later.
Draw
April 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Charlton Heston DIES.
You see . . . I warned you. I tried to warn you Kev.
RIP Sir Charles.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Am i on crack, or has that “listen to podcast of article” always been there?
April 6th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
this is the first day ive seen it there… hey can anyone suggest some other podcasts i can listen to while i wait for smod to come back?
April 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
That’s certainly new Taryn.
April 6th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Tonights the night of great anticipation again and we are all going to start getting excited again especially with the change in the podcast player. I do want to respond to people that say he does this for free and not obligated because of it. I pay for welfare for people who dont work what if we just stop giving them any help. Plus, this podcast allows us to gain a greater relationship with KEV and MOS so its in his benefit to do it. He really blew a great oppurtunity to have on people from the film guest show on the podcast. He also able to gain a bigger fan base from this podcast. Kevin is a different type of director than others. I love his style but it doesnt appeal to everybody and the people that it doesnt appeal to can gain a greater acceptance of him through this median. But, for his hardcore fans like us, he should show us a little more respect and tell us when the next smodcast is because we respect him and this is totally disrespectful. Just making us wait a check this site all the time. Also he said he was going to cont smod through the shooting of Z & M and he didnt at the Comic Con. We support him he should support us and at least keep us updated people. Hope 45 comes tonight.
RESPECT MY FRIENDS
April 6th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I wonder if the constant complaining on this booard has turned Kevin off of doing a new Smod. He always said once it became a job it would no longer be fun. I don’t know about you guys but being constantly nagged to do something sounds like a job to me.
April 6th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
In Clerks 2, both Jason Lee and Ben Affleck have porno hair. That leads subtly, but nicely into Z&M.
Just puttin’ that out there…
April 6th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
tonight?
April 6th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Patience is a virtue, and all good things come to those who wait…
April 6th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
NEW EP TONGITH!
“Alright, you whiney fucks - we’re back tonight. Uploading the new ep to Ken now for mixing and posting late tonight.”
- Kevin’s words from the View Askew Board
Whoo!
April 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
there will be a new smodcast tonight, its posted on the viewaskew board
April 6th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
We can only hope.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
that’s cool…those guys who said they’re not coming back better not show up again!
April 6th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
lets get ready to listen and laugh again
April 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
You GUYS ROCK
April 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
We can make it to 700 b4 the show!
April 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
This is a very exciting time.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
My prediction for 700 comments before a new SMod is so close. I wish we had some kind of bet going
April 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Bring the SMod on!!
April 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Tell ‘em Steve-Dave . . .
April 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Well if 700 is the goal… ONE more to go!
April 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
this new smod is going to be more epic than return of the jedi
April 6th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
700 am I late?
April 6th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
How late am I gonna have to wait up? I really need something new to fall asleep to.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
After all the chatter about a new episode, this dude is going to listen to Smod SO HE CAN FALL ASLEEP.
Classic!
D
April 6th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
dont worry, it will be on here. kevin posted on the view askew board that it would be posted late tonight
May 9th, 2009 at 4:09 am
Awsome cast….It’s good to hear you guy’s are working together again, there is a certain Ora that you two create when you are together, ying and yang type a thing ya know. Anyway, LET’S GO PENS…lol